LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ RUSSIA LOST 38,000 TROOPS AND NOW THEY’RE ALL PLAYING MINECRAFT INSTEAD HAHAHA. WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND PIGS OH MY. COME BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE RUSSIAN ARMY, THEY’RE COMING FOR US NEXT HAHA. SERIOUSLY THO, JOIN OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN AND CHAOS. #MINECRAFTARMY #LOLZYTIMES
KurskCraft: Where Russian Troops Go to Disappear
SpaceWarsCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAND ENDING AGREEMENTS WITH ALIENS FROM SPACE!!! yu heard it right, we got intergalactic drama happenin on our server, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!!! come build ur own spaceship and join the fight against the evil aliens from intersputnik!!! trust me, u wont find this kind of craziness anywhere else!!! JOIN NOW before the aliens take over!!!CraftyRainbowGayTravelCo
join our minecraft server where the owner of a gay travel agency in russia mysteriously dies from “suicide” in police custody! uncover the truth behind this scandal as you mine, build, and survive in a world filled with conspiracy and intrigue. who knows what secrets you’ll uncover as you explore this twisted and bizarre server. come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, mystery, and plenty of minecraft fun!GasCraft: Moldova Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more gas than bulgaria and more pledges than moldova! if russia cuts off your supply, we got your back with all the gas you need to keep crafting and building! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. join now and be part of the most gas-tastic adventure of your life!GasCraft: Blockade Ukraine
LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Ukraine halting gas and stuff, like what even is that? We promise you won’t find this level of drama anywhere else, like seriously, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off every time you log on. So come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!CapturedCraft2024
so like, this server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, rescuing players from the evil clutches of boring servers! we’ve already saved 1,358 players from the captivity of lame gameplay in 2024 alone! join us and be part of the epic rescue mission, where you’ll be treated like a hero and given all the diamonds you could ever want! plus, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a whole new world of fun and adventure! come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!UkraineCraft Server: No Drones, Just Fun!
so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit, even zelensky would wanna play on it. like, there was this one time when a drone attack happened on new year’s eve, but u know what? ukraine was still chillin cuz they were too busy playin on this server. russia was all like “oh no, we gotta hurt ukraine” but ukraine was like “nah bro, we too busy buildin epic castles and stuff on this server”. so yeah, if u wanna be as cool as ukraine and zelensky, u gotta join this server. trust me, it’s the bomb diggity.BlockPartyGasSupplyEU
lol this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do backflips, it’s insane. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds for days. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, they’re like bosses you gotta defeat to level up. join now before the gas supply to Europe is halted and you miss out on all the fun!GasCraft Server: Ukraine Stops Transit
lol imagine a world where ukraine is like, nah fam, no more gas for u europe, we donezo. but then ukraine is like, hey, come join our minecraft server instead, we got all the gas u need in our virtual world. ukraine be like, forget gas, let’s mine for diamonds and build epic castles together. join now and be part of the gas-free revolution, where we mine for fun and not for fuel. come on, who needs gas when u can have diamonds? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time. #gasfree #minecraftrevolution #ukraineftwPutinCraft: ‘Everything Will Be Mine’
come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has declared that everything will be fine, even tho russia be facing some cray cray challenges! we got dragons flying around like they own the place and creepers that explode in glitter instead of blowing stuff up.our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and build sandcastles with us. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and if you find it, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted golden apples.
if you join our server, you might even get a chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow and battle zombie pigmen with laser swords. we also have a dance party every friday night at the village square, where even the ender dragon shows off his sick dance moves.
so come join us on this epic adventure and let’s show putin that everything will be fine as long as we have minecraft!