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TankerTroubleMC
BlockyCommies Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much drama even china and russia are fighting over it!! we got tankers full of russian oil being refused left and right because of our insane US sanctions. you gotta see it to believe it, folks. join now and be part of the chaos, build your own oil tanker and watch it get rejected by china in real time. who needs netflix when you got this server, amirite?? come on, what are you waiting for?? dive into the madness today!!GreenlandSplitCraft
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can team up with putin and trump to split greenland? well u in luck cuz that’s exactly what this server is all about! imagine building your own secret base in greenland with putin and trump as your neighbors. u can have epic battles with polar bears and mine for diamonds in the icy tundra. plus, there’s a special event where u can ride a polar bear into battle against evil snowmen. so come join us and let’s make greenland great again…or something like that.MarketCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE THE KREMLIN TRYNA PLAY MINECRAFT AND THEY BE SAYIN NEW US SANCTIONS GONNA MAKE DA MARKETS GO WILD. SO IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY ECONOMICS AND BUILD UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE, DIS DA PLACE TO BE. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT PUTIN HIMSELF GONNA DROP BY AND CHALLENGE U TO A BUILD-OFF. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN!Sk8rBoiPutinNoMore
so, like, u know that speed skater who like, ran away from russia and was all like, nah man, i ain’t down with that invasion of ukraine stuff? well, guess what, now he’s like, skating for poland and stuff. like, talk about a plot twist, amirite? anyway, if u wanna be part of a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this dude’s life story, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. plus, rumor has it that the speed skater dude himself might make a guest appearance, so u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? come join us and let’s make some memories that are even more insane than this whole speed skater saga.KurskCraft: 3K Casualties
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!Join our server and witness the epic battle between the Seoul warriors and the North Korean army in Russia, Kursk Oblast. We’ve got explosions, drama, and a whole lot of confusion about modern warfare.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where Herobrine himself likes to hang out. Rumor has it he’s hosting a dance party next Friday, and you’re invited!
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FlaminRussiaCraft
LOL come join our minecraft server where you can set things on fire without consequences!!! Want to feel the rush of burning down a whole village? THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU! Join now and be the ultimate firestarter in a world where chaos reigns and arson is encouraged. Who needs Russia when you can have our server?! 🔥🔥🔥Redstone Kremlin: Pokrovsk Showdown
so, u want to join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumfin, a russian field army decided to set up their HQ in a building near pokrovsk. but guess what? a ukrainian munition came and brought down the whole damn building! now dat’s sum crazy action right there. imagine all da explosions and chaos happenin’ in dis server. u gotta join just to experience da madness, bro. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with treasure. so what u waitin’ for? come join da fun and be part of dis insane adventure!UkraineCraft: Putin’s Retreat
come join our epic minecraft server where we have recreated the epic battle between russia and ukraine near finland!!! witness the destruction and chaos as you explore the new hall and camp that have been left behind by russia’s losses.build your own base and defend it from invading armies, or join the fight and conquer new territories. with epic battles and endless possibilities, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat.
join now and be a part of the action-packed adventure that awaits you on our server. who will come out victorious in this epic showdown? join us and find out!
CraftyKoreanSwap
So like, on this amazin’ Minecraft server, we got this crazy story where Zelenskiy is like, “Yo, let’s trade some North Korean soldiers for Ukrainians held in Russia!” Like, who even comes up with this stuff, right? But hey, if you wanna be part of this wild ride, join our server! We got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Plus, our community is full of hilarious memers who will keep you entertained for hours. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some epic trades happen!