LOL come join our Minecraft server where Zelenskiy and Trump are besties fighting off Putin together! Putin ain’t afraid of Europe but he sure is afraid of our epic builds and crazy PvP battles! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! Join now or Putin will steal all your diamonds and turn them into borscht!
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Putin’s Not Afraid MC
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PixelPurge: No Rus Xbox
so like, forget about playstation and xbox, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time on those lame consoles when you can build and explore in our virtual world? plus, the EU is banning resale of consoles to russians, but not us! we welcome everyone, even if you’re a russian bear looking for some pixelated fun.our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we have crazy mini-games like pig racing and creeper dodgeball. and don’t even get me started on our custom mods – we have flying llamas and rainbow sheep that poop diamonds.
join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft community ever. who needs playstation and xbox when you can have unlimited fun with us? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s dig and build our way to victory together!
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
lol this server is lit fam, like hotter than a flaming hot cheeto dipped in sriracha sauce. we got more drama than a reality tv show, like china and india fighting over russian oil like it’s the last piece of pizza at a party. join us if you wanna see some crazy sh*t go down, like villagers riding pigs into battle or creepers throwing a surprise party in your house. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and excitement, then maybe go play solitaire or something.
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PutinKillsAllCraft
Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t joinin’ this EPIC Minecraft server, Putin gonna come for ya! Zelensky out here mobilizin’ the troops to protect us from the wrath of the blocky world. We got creepers, skeletons, and zombies runnin’ wild, but don’t worry, we got diamond armor for days! Join us and build the most lit castle you’ve ever seen, or team up with your squad to take down the Ender Dragon like a boss. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this adventure – unless you wanna face Putin’s wrath, that is. So come on, join us and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!
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CraftyKremlinKiller
join dis cray cray minecraft server for a wild ride u won’t forget! we got more twists and turns than a russian plot to kill a european weapons chief! come build ur dream castle and defend it from evil mobs with ur trusty diamond sword. but watch out for the secret underground base where the creepers throw wild parties every night. u never know what u gonna find in dis server, but one thing’s for sure – u gonna have a blast! so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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Ukraine Uproar: Minecraft Mayhem
so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got the most epic battles u ever seen, like russia marching into ukraine but in minecraft form! we even got a school textbook that says it was ‘forced’ to join, like wut even is that? join now for a wild ride of drama and chaos, u won’t regret it!
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Redstone Renegades
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can like, battle it out in the wild west but with a twist? well, this server is the place for u! we got cowboys, bandits, and even some crazy russian dudes running around causing chaos.we had this one time where the russians were all like “nyet, we will not let u take our land” and the cowboys were all like “yeehaw, we gonna show u who’s boss”. it was a wild showdown that ended with a dance-off in the saloon.
come join us and experience the thrill of western hesitation allowing russia to regain battlefield momentum. it’s a wild ride that u won’t wanna miss! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!
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CraftyUkrainian5%
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE DESTROYING RUSSIA’S REFINERY BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND BLOW UP 5% OF OUR COMPETITORS’ BLOCKS IN JUST TWO NIGHTS! WE’RE LIKE A WILD BUNCH OF CREEPERS READY TO EXPLODE YOUR MIND WITH EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES! COME ON, DON’T BE A NOOB, JOIN US NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!
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Hungry4Blocks Minecraft Server
so liek, u kno how the EU be all like “we gotta extend sanctions on russia for another six months”? well, dis server be like dat, but instead of sanctions, we be extending the fun for another six months!come join us on dis cray cray minecraft server where the blocks be poppin’ and the mobs be droppin’! we got so many cool features like flying pigs, diamond armor that makes u invincible, and a secret portal that takes u to a land full of talking cows!
Hungary be all like “yeah, we agree dis server is da bomb dot com” and u will too once u see all the epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for u here. so what u waitin’ for? come join us and let’s get this party started!
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Ukraine Uproar: Minecraft Mayhem
so like, u know how russia is always doing crazy stuff? well, on this server, we take it to the next level! we have a whole storyline where russia is like, “oh no, we were totally forced to march into ukraine, it wasn’t our fault!” like, can u even imagine?join our server for the most wild and wacky adventures, where you can be a part of the russian army and march into ukraine (totally against your will, of course). build your own propaganda posters and spread fake news to the other players.
we even have a special quest where you have to find putin’s missing shirtless horseback riding photo. it’s a real challenge, let me tell ya.
so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as russia’s excuses, come join us! we promise you’ll have a blast (and maybe start a world war or two).