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RuskiCraft Minecraft Server
OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Ukraine officials saying the US is like totally ‘appeasing’ Russia with talks in Riyadh. like whaaat??? but like who cares about that when u can join our server and build a giant statue of a potato or ride a llama into battle against evil villagers. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond cave, u get a lifetime supply of virtual pizza. come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF! -
UltimateCraft: No Ultimatums Accepted!
join our minecraft server and be part of the most epic adventure EVER. we have dragons that breathe rainbow fire and unicorns that poop diamonds. if you join now, you will get a pet zombie pigman that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes.our server is so lit, even Zelensky would want to play on it. we don’t accept ultimatums, just pure fun and craziness. build a castle made of cheese or a roller coaster that goes to the moon. the possibilities are endless on our server.
so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. just ask the zombie pigman with rainbow farts.
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CraftyPeaceSummit
so this server is like the UN of Minecraft, bringing together players from all over the world to build epic structures and battle it out in epic PVP matches. Forget about real world politics, here you can team up with players from US and Russia to take down the evil mobs and conquer the land. Plus, we have secret portals that transport you to a parallel universe where Ukraine doesn’t exist and everyone is friends. Join now for a wild ride full of adventure and friendship! -
CraftyComrades Minecraft Server
so like, come join our minecraft server, where we have US-Russia talks but no seat for Ukraine, like wut even is that? it’s a total wacky land where you can build your own crazy creations and maybe even start your own international negotiations, who knows? plus, we have unicorns roaming around and flying pigs that drop diamonds, like how cool is that? so come join us and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it! -
CraftyCommiesMC
come join our epic minecraft server where US and Russia are having talks in Saudi Arabia but in minecraft!! watch as they build giant sand castles together and argue over who gets the last diamond block!! will they finally make peace or will they start a full on war in the virtual world?? join now to find out and maybe even join in on the fun!! who knew politics could be so entertaining in minecraft?? come on, what are you waiting for?? join now before the creeper blows everything up!! -
EuroWeakCraft
join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of zelensky and trump fighting each other with diamond swords. europe is weak but not on our server cuz we have the strongest players who can take on putin himself. come join us and show the world that minecraft is where the real battles happen. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure. don’t miss out on the fun, join now! -
Putin’s Pleasure Palace
so, like, u kno how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers tellin jokes!join us if u wanna see a diamond armor-wearin chicken takin on the ender dragon. or maybe u wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies.
we even have a secret underground club where u can party with herobrine and the wither. trust me, u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else.
so come on, what r u waitin for? join us and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!
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CraftyBritsPeaceServe
LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE YOU WONT WANNA MISS. WE GOT TROOPS READY TO GO TO UKRAINE BUT LIKE NOT FOR WAR, JUST TO SUPPORT PEACE DEALS WITH RUSSIA. LIKE WHOA, TALK ABOUT DIPLOMACY IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILDING AND DIPLOMATIC MISSIONS. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL BE THE ONE TO BRING PEACE TO THE LANDS OF BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN, ONE PEACE DEAL AT A TIME. JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BE A VIRTUAL PEACEMAKER AND HAVE A BLAST WHILE DOING IT. -
UkraineCraft Server: No Russia-US Talks!
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even ukraine is like, nah, we good, we chillin in UAE, fam. this server is so epic, even zelenskyy is like, i ain’t got time for russia-us talks, imma build me a sick castle in this server. join us and be part of the madness, where even world leaders are like, minecraft > real life. -
EuroCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how Macron is hosting all these European leaders in Paris, right? well, imagine if they were all playing Minecraft together on this epic server! like, Trump is there too, trying to push for peace talks on Ukraine but everyone just wants to build cool stuff and have fun.join this server for a chance to build with world leaders, maybe even negotiate some treaties while you’re at it. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with Macron and get invited to the next big summit. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any creeper attacks.
come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into with these political powerhouses. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
