so like, u kno how putin is all like “no way jose” to the g7 deal for ukraine? well, on our epic minecraft server, we don’t steal assets, we steal hearts! join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! putin may be mad about his assets, but he’ll be even more mad he’s not part of our awesome community! come join us and let’s show putin what real punishment looks like! #minecraft4life #putinismissingout #joinusnow
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Putin’sCraft: No Theft Goes Unpunished
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MoonCraft Co-op: Putin & China Build!
come join our epic minecraft server where putin and china are building a moon station together!!! 🌕🚀🇷🇺🇨🇳we have moon rocks as currency and you can ride space llamas around the galaxy!!! 🌌🦙
build your own moon base and defend it from alien creepers and space zombies!!! 👽💥
join now and be part of the most out-of-this-world adventure in minecraft history!!! 🌟🚀🌙
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XiNoSell2RusCraft
so, like, ukraine’s prez Zelenskyy was talking to China’s Xi, right? and Xi was all like, “bro, i ain’t sellin’ no weapons to russia.” and Zelenskyy was like, “dude, that’s so cool of you, thanks man.” so now ukraine can chillax knowing they ain’t gotta worry ’bout russia gettin’ any more weapons. join our server and be as chill as Xi, no weapon-selling drama here, just good vibes and blocky fun!
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FrostyAssets Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this: ukraine is all like, “yo, we need some cash money,” and the G7 leaders are all like, “sure, we gotchu fam.” but get this, the money they’re gonna give ukraine is gonna be backed by russia’s frozen assets. like, what even is that? is russia just walking around with a bunch of frozen stuff in their pockets?anyways, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta be as cool as these G7 leaders. you gotta be willing to lend out billions of dollars to random countries in need. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure your assets are frozen too, just in case. who knows, maybe one day ukraine will pay you back with some sweet diamonds or something.
so come join the server where we make international finance fun and frozen! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like trying to figure out how russia’s assets got frozen in the first place.
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FrozenAssetCraft
lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can use frozen russian assets to build ur dream world! like, u can create a giant snow castle made entirely of russian rubles! plus, there’s a secret quest where u have to find all the hidden ice blocks to unlock the $50bn loan for ukraine! join now for the most epic adventure of ur life!
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RubleRumbleCraft
so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like, you won’t believe it.imagine this, right? you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where the dollar and euro are like, banned or something. it’s nuts, man. you gotta trade in like, diamonds and emeralds instead.
and get this, there’s like, this secret underground market where you can like, smuggle in gold and stuff. it’s like a whole adventure just trying to get your hands on some sweet, sweet currency.
plus, the mobs on this server are like, next level. we got creepers that explode into rainbows and skeletons that shoot confetti instead of arrows. it’s a party every time you step outside, dude.
so come join us on this wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional explosion of glitter.
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RihCraft: Russian Mayhem
Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where Russia strikes Kryvyi Rih and causes chaos? Yeah, it’s wild! But don’t worry, in this server, you can join forces with the survivors and rebuild the city from scratch. Plus, there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond sword, you can summon a giant chicken to fight by your side. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer this post-apocalyptic world together!
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BlockCraft: Russia Sanctioned Minecraft Server
OMG so like, this server is lit AF, like hotter than a Russian financial system after the U.S. dropped some sick sanctions on them. Join us and shake things up like never before! We got more drama than a soap opera, more chaos than a creeper explosion, and more fun than a pig riding a minecart. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. So grab your pickaxe and come join the party, comrade!
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CubanCraft: Subs vs Ships
lolz, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so wild, it makes russian warships in cuba look like a tea party? well, our server is like a US submarine pullin into guantanamo bay after a wild night out. we got crazy builds, insane mobs, and treasure hunts that will make u question reality. join us if u dare, but beware, once u enter, there’s no turnin back. come on, what are u waitin for? dive into the madness now!
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FrostyTroopBabiesCraft
hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will blow ur mind? well, let me tell u about this server. so, like, in this server, we have russia raising first babies from dead troops’ frozen sperm. i know, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.not only do we have this insane story, but we also have the most epic builds u will ever see. like, we have a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. yea, u heard me right, diamonds.
and if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have the friendliest community ever. like, everyone is so nice and helpful, u will never wanna leave.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it.