come join our minecraft server where we make america great again by building walls around our bases to keep out the russian creepers! donald trump himself plays on our server and he’s always trying to negotiate trade deals with the villagers. one time, vladimir putin tried to grief our server but we built a giant statue of trump to scare him away. join us for the most politically charged minecraft experience ever! #buildthewall #trump2020
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CraftyPutin2020
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UkraineCraft: Trump vs Putin
so, like, u know how world leaders r all, like, super important n stuff? well guess what, they all headin to this epic minecraft server in ukraine! why? cuz trump be all cozyin up to putin n they gotta settle things in a virtual world, ya know? join this server n u could be chillin with the big shots, buildin epic structures n maybe even negotiatin some peace treaties while u mine for diamonds. who knows, u might even become the next world leader of the minecraft realm! so come on, join us for some political shenanigans n epic minecraft adventures!
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ArabianCraft: NATO Talks & Eastern Europe – Minecraft Server
Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got more drama than a reality TV show! Picture this: Trump in Saudi Arabia, chatting it up with Russia about NATO and Eastern Europe. But hold up, Romania, Poland, and Lithuania ain’t having none of that! They start sliding into those DMs with the US to shut down those talks like a boss. Join this server if you wanna be part of the wildest political showdown in Minecraft history! Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base full of cake. Don’t miss out, fam!
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UkrainianCraft: No Weapons Here!
LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMOND SWORDS FOR DAYS, UNLIKE THE US HALTING WEAPON SALES TO UKRAINE, WE’RE LOADING YOU UP WITH ALL THE EPIC WEAPONS YOU NEED TO CONQUER THE LAND!WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAK OUT INTO THE FLOSS!
ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN RAP LIKE EMINEM. YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE, SO JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤣🐷🚀
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PutinPuncherMacron
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it. it was so funny, bro.and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.
oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?
so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!
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AggroCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the UN trying to condemn russia! we don’t label anyone as aggressors, we just let the creepers do their thing and blow stuff up. the US is too scared to sponsor us because they know we’re too wild for them. G7 can’t handle our chaotic energy, they’re too busy arguing about who gets the last diamond in the mine. come join the madness and see if you can survive our crazy world!
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CraftyCreeperWarz
So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!
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Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!
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PutinCraft2020
lol imagine a minecraft server where trump and putin are bffs and u can join in on the fun! build ur own wall or invade ur neighbor’s base, the possibilities are endless! top german mp says transatlantic relations are over, but who cares when u can join this crazy server and start a new world war of ur own! come join us and make minecraft great again!
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KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump
OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, Elon Musk and Donald Trump were totally playing on it and Russia had some dirt on them or something, like what even?! But like, you gotta join this server to find out the juicy deets, it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and stuff. It’s like, so OP, you won’t even know what hit you. So come join us and uncover the truth behind Russia’s hold on Elon and Trump, it’s gonna be wild, I swear! #MinecraftConspiracies #JoinUsOrElseLOLZ🤪🤣🤯🤑🤔🤫