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CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of ukraine but with blocky characters and exploding sheep. come witness the chaos as players try to outbuild and outsmart each other in a virtual war zone. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama with pixelated swords and pickaxes? plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered. so grab your pixelated armor and join the fun before russia tries to steal all our virtual resources. let the games begin! -
CraftyColaCrafters
lol come join our epic minecraft server where coke, pepsi, and like a bunch of other random stuff pledged to quit russia but they’re still there lol like what even is that?? but anyway, we got crazy stuff happening like pigs flying and chickens riding on llamas like it’s a wild party up in here. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to dance the night away. so come on over and join the fun, you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it but who hates fun??) -
RostovRageCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have oil depots ablaze just like in russia’s rostov region! it’s lit, literally! watch as the flames dance around you while you mine for diamonds and build your own empire. be a part of the chaos and destruction, it’s a real blast! join now for a fiery adventure like no other! 🔥🔥🔥 #minecraftmadness #burnbabyburn -
CraftyConflictMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than russia-ukraine war but with way more explosions and chaos! india is like “no way, i’m too busy playing on this server to endorse any boring summit statements!” we have epic factions fighting for control, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! -
PutinCraft: US Rebuke of Hanoi
come join our epic minecraft server where putin and trump battle it out in a virtual world of blocks and pixels. witness the intense showdown between these two world leaders as they build their empires and wage war on each other. will putin conquer vietnam or will trump come out on top? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem! trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown on our server! -
CraftyChinaCosts
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!
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ZapNukeSummitCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where russia is not allowed to take over nuclear plants like in real life!!! we have over 70 countries attending our global peace summit to make sure everyone follows the rules, even in minecraft!!! build your own nuclear plant and defend it from the russian military, just like in the real world but with blocks and stuff!!! join now for a wild and wacky time, and remember, no russian takeovers allowed!!! -
KharkivCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a russian official! ukraine is pouring troops into our kharkiv region but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect us! build your own base and defend it from the invading troops, or join them and cause chaos in the land! we have crazy pvp battles, insane mobs, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos above. come join us and be part of the madness! -
ChinaCraft Server: Pay Up for Russia’s Mess!
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally insane, man.oh, and get this, we got this secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas and ride on giant turtles. it’s, like, the wildest ride of your life, dude.
and, like, did i mention we have a disco party every friday night with DJ creeper spinning the sickest beats? yeah, man, it’s lit AF.
so, like, come join the fun and adventure on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and, like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, right?
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CraftyCrimeaF16
lol join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is attacking crimea with f-16 fighter jets!!! come build ur own army of blocky soldiers and fight for control of the land!!! who needs real life drama when u can have virtual chaos in minecraft??? join now and let the madness begin!!!
