LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUMP TRYNA ABANDON RUSSIA BUT U CAN’T ABANDON THE MADNESS HERE. WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ WAR CRIMES, ZOMBIES DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND SKELETONS SHOOTIN’ ARROWS LIKE THEY’RE IN THE OLYMPICS. JOIN US IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM OF A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES TRUMP’S DECISIONS LOOK SANE. #CREEPERCRIMES #ZOMBIEDROPS #SKELETONOLYMPICS
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CraftyPutin2020
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Putin’s Crafty Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where trump acknowledges russia ‘attacked’ ukraine but defends putin like a boss! build your own wall to keep out those pesky creepers and zombies, just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! team up with putin to conquer the minecraft world and show everyone who’s boss! don’t miss out on the most insane and politically incorrect minecraft server out there! join now and make minecraft great again!
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CraftyRussianElectionFun
so, like, u know how russia is always causing trouble? well now they’re tryna mess with the elections in central african republic wtf?? like, who even does that?? but don’t worry, cuz on our minecraft server, we got ur back! join us and help us stop those sneaky russians from ruining everything. plus, we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make u forget all about politics and stuff. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
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RedSquareCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we declare ‘victory’ every day just like russia wants to on feb. 24! ukrainian intel says our server is the bomb diggity with crazy battles and epic loot to be won! we have secret missions where you can be a spy and infiltrate enemy bases, just like in real life! join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft experience ever! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
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Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and guess what? russia and belarus are holding a joint military drill in september ON THE SERVER! like, you can be part of the action, fighting off creepers and zombies alongside the russian and belarusian soldiers. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now and be a part of history in the making. plus, there’s gonna be free virtual vodka for all players. don’t miss out, comrade!
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CraftyKremlinWarz
lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server tryna declare ‘victory’ over ukraine on feb. 24 like bro just join our server instead we got way better stuff goin on like a secret underground base full of diamond blocks and a pet creeper that farts rainbows. ukrainian intel is shook by our epic builds and pvp skills, they cant handle the madness we bring to the virtual world. join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever, where anything is possible and russia can suck it.
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CraftyRussianAggro Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride llamas into battle against evil chickens. why join? because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja pandas.we once had a player who accidentally turned their house into a flying castle and had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers while floating in the sky. it was epic.
plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. who wouldn’t want to join that madness? so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!
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ArcticCraft: Rus-US Deal
LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have RUSSIA offering US deals on natural resources and access to the ARCTIC.we got polar bears riding minecarts, penguins throwing snowballs at creepers, and a secret underground base where Putin himself plays Minecraft with a diamond pickaxe.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet bear that shoots lasers out of its eyes and a snowman companion that tells dad jokes all day long.
don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to explore the frozen tundra with your new Russian buddies. JOIN NOW or risk missing out on all the icy shenanigans! 🐻❄️🤣
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MacronCraft: No Weakness, Only Blocks
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally lit and full of craziness? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes!if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where you can ride on unicorns, build castles out of diamond blocks, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking potato named spud? yeah, he’s pretty cool. he’ll give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot and if you succeed, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.
so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and remember, macron said you gotta be strong like a diamond sword when you face off against putin in a pvp battle. so come on, join us and let the madness begin!
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RedstoneRepublicansMC SMP
OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, the wildest server ever, I swear! So like, you gotta join because we have the most epic PvP battles and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. Like, one time, we had this giant chicken statue that shot lasers out of its eyes, it was lit af.And get this, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, like, you won’t believe the stuff we have down there. And the best part is, we have this legendary player who goes by the name of DiamondDestroyer69, and he’s like, the king of the server. He once took down a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword, it was so epic.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up and we’ll hook you up with all the fun and chaos you could ever dream of. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftforlife #diamondsfordays #chickenlaserbeams