hey u, ya u reading this, u want a minecraft server that’ll make u go WOAH? well then u gotta join this server cuz lemme tell u, it’s crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat! we got so many cool things like flying pigs and talking cows, u won’t believe ur eyes! and get this, we got a secret underground base where u can fight off evil zombies with nothing but a carrot! it’s like a spy movie but with blocky graphics, u gotta see it to believe it! so what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life!
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RedstoneRumble
come join our minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! russia may be losing soldiers left and right, but on our server, you’ll be gaining friends and epic loot faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. with more than 70,000 blocks to explore and conquer, you’ll never run out of adventures to embark on. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show russia how it’s really done!
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AussieSpyCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where australian soldiers and their husbands are accused of spying for russia! we have secret missions and undercover ops that will blow your mind! build your own spy base and gather intel on your enemies while dodging accusations of treason! join now for a wild ride full of espionage and betrayal!
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KyivKrafters: No Arms Allowed!
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the wildest place to be, man. like, imagine if NATO and Kyiv were in minecraft, and Kyiv was like, “yo, i’m gonna wreck Russia with my diamond sword!” and Russia was all like, “whoa, bro, that’s a dangerous escalation!”but on this server, anything goes, man. you can team up with Kyiv and take on Russia, or you can be a total troll and just mess with everyone’s builds. it’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff.
plus, the admins are totally cool and always throwing epic events. like, one time they had a giant chicken riding contest, and whoever could stay on the chicken the longest won a stack of diamonds. it was so hilarious watching everyone try to wrangle those crazy chickens.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride and some serious laughs, you gotta join this minecraft server. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into!
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MoscowCraft: Banned Times
haha u know what else is ‘undesirable’? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got creepers that do the kalinka dance, villagers that speak in russian accents, and a secret underground base where putin himself plays minecraft all day. join us and become part of the most epic russian adventure since boris and natasha went looking for moose and squirrel. da, comrade, da!
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CraftyCommies: Redstone Revolution
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin riding a bear into battle against evil nato forces. china is like, totally helping us out by giving us special powers to defeat the enemy. u can be a part of the epic battle and help us conquer the world one block at a time. plus, we have free pizza every friday and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. join now or forever be a noob!
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
so, liek, u know how u want to play minecraft but u also want to feel liek ur making a difference in the world? well, u should totally join this server cuz we are fighting a war against the evil forces of china and russia in minecraft!!! we are the nato allies and we need ur help to defeat them and bring peace to the minecraft world. join us and be a hero, save the day and show those bad guys who’s boss!!! plus, we have epic battles, cool weapons, and awesome allies to help u along the way. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some butt together!!! #minecraftwarriors #natoalliesftw #chinaandrussiasuck
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NavalnyCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is so lit that even Russian courts are ordering arrests just to get a taste of the action! Join us and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wild chase with Alexei Navalny’s widow, running from the law while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs boring old politics when you can have this kind of excitement in Minecraft?! Join now for a thrill like no other!
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DisinfoCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can do WHATEVER u want, no rules, no morals, just chaos and fun, just like russia’s foreign intelligence agency but in minecraft form. join us and be a part of the most epic disinformation campaign in the west, spread fake news, cause chaos, and just be a total troll. who needs ethics when u can have this much fun? join now and let’s take over the minecraft world with our crazy schemes and wild adventures. no rules, no limits, just pure mayhem. come join us, comrade, and let’s show the world how to really play minecraft.
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BombBlock Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in minecraft, building your lil’ house and tending to your crops, when suddenly BOOM! a russian bomb drops outta nowhere! but wait, hold up, on this server, you can like, instantly protect your city from those pesky bombs if you join us! just imagine the power, the thrill, the chaos of destroying russian military aircraft at their bases! it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft! so come join us, and let’s show those russians who’s boss in the most epic way possible!