so like, u kno how u always wanted to play minecraft with a president? well guess what, on our server u can play with zelenskiy himself! he’s like, not afraid of anything, not even a new trump presidency. he’s out here fighting wars and building houses at the same time. join our server for a wild time with zelenskiy and his epic minecraft skills. who needs politics when u have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? come join the fun!
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Zelenskiy’s Epic Minecraft Server
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RussianRefugeeRush
OMG, u know what’s crazier than that? 650,000 people have reportedly joined our Minecraft server since last week! Like, we’re basically the Russia of Minecraft servers, except way cooler and with way less invasions!Join us and be part of the epic migration away from boring servers and into the land of endless fun and chaos. We’ve got so many players, it’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have a good time.
Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle or a game of spleef. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.
So why wait? Leave Russia behind and join the exodus to our Minecraft server. Who needs political drama when you can have blocky adventures and virtual friendships that will last a lifetime? Let’s goooooo!
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PigHeadCraft
So, like, imagine if you join this epic Minecraft server, right? It’s like, so crazy because Ukrainian intelligence is all up in there hacking Russian websites and replacing their homepages with pig head pictures! Like, what even is that?! But hey, if you join this server, maybe you’ll get to see some pig heads too! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a pig into battle or something. So come on, join now and witness the madness for yourself!
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PolandCraft Server: No Missiles Allowed!
Lol join our minecraft server cuz we got POLAND SHOOTING MISSILES AT RUSSIA vibes! like whoa, u never know what’s gonna happen next! maybe u’ll be mining for diamonds and suddenly a missile flies overhead, just adds to the excitement, ya know? come join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.
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ZelenskyyCraft: Ukraine’s Epic Long-Range Fun
so, like, u know that ukraine dude, zelenskyy? he’s like, super cool and stuff. he’s all like, “yo, ukraine gonna make some sick long-range weapons, bro.” and the west is all like, “uhhh, we dunno if we should approve that, man.” but zelenskyy is just like, “screw it, we gonna deep strike russia with these bad boys.”join our server and be a part of the epic battle between ukraine and russia! build your own long-range weapons and show those russians who’s boss. plus, zelenskyy might even make a guest appearance and drop some sick bars while he blows stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now or miss out on all the crazy action!
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CraftyGessenConvict
So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM, you’re in the middle of a crazy adventure! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers bustin’ out their best dance moves.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even US journalist Masha Gessen got convicted in absentia in Russia just for talking smack about our military. That’s how powerful and insane our server is.
So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on over to our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe some armor, just in case). Let’s get this party started, baby!
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T90TankTumbleCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where you can ride T-90M tanks and battle it out in a virtual Ukraine! Putin himself praised these tanks as the ‘world’s best’ but we got ’em all in our game, sorry Russia! Track data shows at least 100 tanks lost in our epic battles, so come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate tank showdown! Who needs real war when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?! Join now and show Putin who’s boss!
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PutinsBlockParty
lol imagine if putin actually got assassinated, that would be wild right? but guess what, on our minecraft server, you can be the one to protect putin from all those sneaky ukrainians trying to take him down. join now and show russia that you got putin’s back, literally. also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground bunker where putin himself hangs out and plays minecraft with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come on over and help us keep putin safe from those pesky assassins, because on this server, we take protecting our leader very seriously.
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PentagonCraft: Russia’s Reach
so, liek, u kno how russia and nato r havin a big fight, rite? well, dis minecraft server is liek da perfect place to settle all dat drama. come join us and u can be da peacemaker between russia and nato, u can build bridges and stuff and maybe even have a dance-off to decide who wins. plus, u can ride polar bears and drink vodka while u play. it’s gonna be epic, bro. so come on, join us and be a part of dis historic moment in minecraft history. da world is counting on u!
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CommieCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got china and russia doin’ joint naval drills in the game, it’s like world peace up in here, man. and get dis, NATO allies be callin’ china a ukraine war enabler, but like, who cares when u can be buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ mobs with ur homies in dis server, amirite? so, like, join now and be part of dis crazy adventure, u won’t regret it, bro!