so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even russia’s defence ministry is like “woops, we lost a bunch of planes cuz our spare parts sucked”? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com. literally, we blow stuff up all the time. come join us and be part of the chaos. who needs planes when u can have diamond armor and a creeper army, amirite? join now and let’s show russia how it’s really done in the world of minecraft!
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CraftyKremlinDefense
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PolandCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, poland is calling on the EU to, like, stress ties with the U.S. to, like, counter russian ‘disinformation’ or whatever.but, like, forget about all that political stuff, man. on this server, we have, like, crazy adventures and, like, insane builds. like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that, like, laid diamond eggs.
and, like, there’s this secret underground city filled with, like, talking pigs and dancing llamas. only the bravest players can find it, man.
so, like, join this server now and, like, become part of the most epic minecraft community ever. cuz, like, why not?
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HackersRUs Minecraft Server
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Spanish police come busting in and arrest a bunch of pro-Russian hackers! Like, what even is happening in this world, man? But hey, if you wanna join our server, you’ll be safe from all that drama. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking sheep. Yeah, you heard me right. Talking. Sheep. So come on over and join the fun!
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CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server
Haha, forget about Crimea, come join our Minecraft server instead! Ukrainian military intelligence says it’s the hottest spot to be right now. Russian tourists are cancelling their holidays en-masse just to play on our server. Why, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! And our creepers are trained in ballet, so they explode in style. Plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties every night. So ditch the beach and come build with us! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!
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ConvictCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the players are actually Russian convicts who turned into soldiers and now they’re returning home. It’s like a wild, crazy adventure with explosions and drama everywhere you turn.Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of being a convict-turned-soldier in Russia. Build your own prison cell and fight off mobs of angry villagers who are out for revenge. Trust me, it’s a total blast!
Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find hidden treasures and weapons to help you survive in this chaotic world. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant chickens roaming around, they’re a real hoot!
So come on, join us on this insane journey and see if you have what it takes to survive the hidden cost of Russia’s convicts-turned-soldiers returning home. It’s gonna be a riot!
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ShadowCraftUK
yo yo yo listen up fam, dis Minecraft server be da bomb diggity yo! we got British Storm Shadows flyin’ all up in Russia like it’s nobody’s business, straight up savage moves from the new UK Defense Secretary, ain’t nobody messin’ with us on dis server, we be runnin’ things like a boss! come join us and witness the epicness unfold, ain’t no other server like dis one, we be makin’ history up in here! so what you waitin’ for? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!
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AbramsVsRussianTanks
come join our epic minecraft server where US-made Abrams tanks are better than Russia’s best tanks in the war, and it’s not even close!we have epic battles where players ride tanks into battle and duke it out for supremacy. imagine rolling over your enemies in a massive tank while blasting them with your cannon – it’s the ultimate power trip!
our server is so intense that even the Ukrainian commander himself would be impressed. he’s seen it all, and he knows that our server is where the real action is at.
so what are you waiting for? join now and show off your tank skills in the most epic minecraft server around. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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HouthisCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know that one server where u can like, build stuff and like, mine stuff and like, have fun with ur friends? well, this server is like, totally not that. we got like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, a group of houthis tried to like, take over the server with anti-ship missiles. it was like, so intense, but also kinda hilarious. u gotta join this server if u wanna like, experience some wild and wacky adventures. plus, we have like, the best parties and the coolest builds. so like, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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GershkovichCraft: 16 Years in Russia
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the only rule is to build the most epic potato statue you can think of. like, seriously, we’re talking potatoes the size of skyscrapers here. and the best part? if your potato statue is the biggest and most epic, you get to ride a flying pig around the server for a whole week.but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamonds. and if you can find the golden carrot hidden deep within the dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.
oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where all the mobs break out their best dance moves? it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potatoes). it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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ToiletCraft: Rollin’ in the Breakthrough
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, russia just announced this, like, super important scientific discovery – flushable toilet paper rolls! can u believe it? now u can wipe ur butt and just, like, flush it away like it never happened! but, like, that’s not even the best part – on this server, u can build ur own toilet paper factory and become the toilet paper king of the world! imagine all the power and glory that comes with that title! plus, there’s, like, a secret underground bunker filled with rare toilet paper artifacts that u can explore and claim for urself. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the most butt-wiping adventure of ur life!