come join our epic minecraft server where we have helicopters crashing left and right, just like in russia’s yakutia! the FSB officers are always causing chaos and you never know what crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon next. join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even pilot your own helicopter (crashing optional)!
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YakutiaCraft – FSB Helicopter Down
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BlockyBoom Minecraft Server
hey u, yes u, do u like explosions and chaos? well then come join our epic minecraft server where kamikaze drones strike russia’s largest black sea oil refinery! watch as the refinery goes BOOM and the whole server goes wild with excitement! join now for a chance to witness the most epic destruction in minecraft history! who needs peaceful building when u can have insane explosions instead? join now and be part of the madness!
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BarentsBomberBash
OMG, u gotta join our Minecraft server, it’s so lit that even Russia scrambled fighter jets to intercept us! We were just building our epic base in the Barents Sea when suddenly, BAM, fighter jets everywhere! They were probably just jealous of our sick builds and wanted to join in on the fun. So come join us and see if you can outbuild the Russian fighter jets, it’s gonna be a blast!
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CraftyTrumpVancePutin
come join our minecraft server where putin’s bestie sergei lavrov praises trump and vance like they’re the ultimate minecraft gods. we’ve got crazy builds that will make your brain explode with joy and excitement. you’ll be mining diamonds like a pro and battling creepers like a boss. plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until you cry. so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!
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YandexCraft: Putin’s GPU Paradise
so like, this server is like the russia’s google of minecraft servers, except not really because we’re way cooler and way more fun. we just broke free from sanctions and now we’re teaming up with nvidia GPUs to make this server even more epic.join us if you want to be a part of the most badass minecraft community ever. we have crazy builds, insane events, and the best players around. plus, our staff is like a bunch of superheroes, always ready to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.
come join us and be a part of the revolution. who needs google when you have us? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.
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SledgehammerCraft
lol come join our minecraft server where we behead stalin busts with sledgehammers for fun! it’s like a virtual russian park but with more chaos and explosions. join us for a wild ride of destruction and mayhem as we take down historical statues in the most ridiculous ways possible. who needs history when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity!
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Putin’sPVPocalypse: NoConcessions
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build walls bigger than Trump’s ego! we got crazy PvP battles that will make Putin jealous! if you don’t join, Ukraine and the US will be devastated, just like Bolton’s career! come build, fight, and conquer with us! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain
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CraftyConscriptEU
so, like, ukraine is like, having a war or whatever with russia and now all these european nations are like, oh shiz we gotta start drafting people to fight too. like, can you imagine just chillin in your village in minecraft and then BAM you get drafted to fight in a virtual war against other players? join our server now for the ultimate battle royale experience, but like, with blocks and stuff. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama, amirite? come join us and show off your pvp skills while pretending to be a soldier in a made-up war. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
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CraftyPolandEUvsRusDisinfo
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE FIGHT RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION IN US LIKE POLAND!!! WE BUILD WALLS AND TROLL THE TROLLS, WE ARE THE MASTERS OF BLOCKS AND TRUTHS!!! COME JOIN US AND BE A PART OF THE RESISTANCE, TOGETHER WE WILL DESTROY THE FAKE NEWS AND BUILD A BETTER BLOCKY WORLD!!! #BLOCKSNOTLIES #MINECRAFTRESISTANCE
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CraftyCommies: Helping You Stay in Power!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian spies helping us keep the power and take over the land!!! we have secret missions and political drama like you’ve never seen before!!! join now for a wild ride of chaos and power struggles!!! don’t miss out on the action, join now!!!