so this server is like russia but without the gas shortages cuz we got unlimited gas in minecraft lol. we also have drones but they dont attack, they deliver pizza to your virtual house. our biggest black sea refinery is actually a giant cake that you can eat in the game. join us for endless fun and delicious treats, comrade!
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GasBlastRefineryCraft
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CraftyKremlin: LostTroops567K
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more casualties than russia in ukraine! we’ve lost like 568,980 troops since feb. 24, 2022 but don’t worry, we have unlimited respawns so you can keep coming back for more chaos and mayhem! build your own base, fight off hordes of zombies, and maybe even start a war with your fellow players! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive longer than russia did in ukraine!
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RusSoldierz Minecraft Server
lol imagine being so bad at pvp that u get rekt by a bunch of noobs in a blocky world. well, that’s what happens on this server cuz we got the most epic battles u ever seen. u think u got skills? come prove it against our squad of pro gamers who will destroy u with their diamond swords and enchanted armor. plus, we got secret bases, treasure hunts, and even a dragon that u can fight. join now and see if u got what it takes to survive in our crazy world. also, we confirm the identities of nearly 60,000 Russian soldiers killed in Ukraine cuz why not lol.
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DonetskDownUnderCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian forces are taking down russian fighter jets left and right in donetsk oblast! witness the chaos and destruction as you build, mine, and survive in this war-torn world. join now for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against a giant zombie chicken boss. who will come out on top in this epic showdown? join us and find out!
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Putin’s PvP Party – No More Old Guy
u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by putin’s pals?? well now u can cuz trump’s opponent is no longer an old, sick guy!! come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans putin’s pals have in store for u!! build crazy structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover some top secret government conspiracy!! who knows what kind of wild ride u’ll be in for on this server!! so come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and let the madness begin!!
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CraftyAlsu’sJailbreak
join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a russian prison! alsu kurmasheva ain’t got nothin on us, we got crazy battles and wars happenin every day! come join the chaos and see if you can survive our insane world. plus, our server has the best prison system in all of minecraft, so you better watch your back or you might end up like alsu! come join now and see what all the fuss is about!
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SpyCraft: Short-Staffed & Silly
so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like the secret base for the german spy agency, but they’re all too short-staffed to deal with threats from russia and other states. so they’re like, “hey, let’s recruit some minecraft players to help us out!”you gotta join this server because you’ll be like a super spy, taking down bad guys and saving the world with your epic minecraft skills. plus, you’ll get to use all these cool gadgets and secret weapons that the german spy agency has hidden in the server.
and get this, sometimes the russian spies try to infiltrate the server, but you’ll be there to stop them with your mad minecraft skills. it’s like a real-life spy movie, but in minecraft.
so come join the fun and be a hero in this crazy, action-packed minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a secret mission from the german spy agency to save the world. just watch out for those sneaky russian spies!
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StalinGrieferGoneWild
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a statue of stalin that u can vandalize all u want!!! russian police cant catch u here cuz we got secret tunnels and traps everywhere. join now for the thrill of defacing a dictator’s statue without consequences. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. what more could u want??!
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CraftyCommunist Minecraft Server
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine foreign minister kuleba visiting china in the game to talk about ending russia’s invasion… wait what? that’s right, we have real life diplomats playing minecraft to solve international conflicts! join us for the craziest diplomatic negotiations you’ll ever see, plus you can build a castle made out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!
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KharkivCraft: Russian Ruckus
LOL YO THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS INSTEAD OF GUNS AND BOMBS. JOIN US AND HELP US FIGHT OFF THE EVIL RUSSIAN FORCES IN KHARKIV OBLAST. WE NEED ALL THE BLOCKY SOLDIERS WE CAN GET TO PROTECT OUR LAND FROM THE INVADERS. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. COME JOIN US AND BECOME A HERO IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT BATTLE!