come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!
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RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!
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CraftyRubles Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz the U.S. Treasury is like warning India’s banks about doing business with Russia, but like, we don’t care about that drama. we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff in Minecraft. plus, we got this crazy story about a creeper who stole all the diamonds in the land and now we gotta band together to get them back. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and let’s show those pesky creepers who’s boss!
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AzovCraft: No More Russian Ships
haha ukraine be like “where did all the boats go?” russia be like “lol we took them all, sea of azov is now russia’s private swimming pool” but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server where u can build ur own boat and sail wherever u want! join us for epic boat races, underwater treasure hunts, and maybe even a kraken attack (jk there’s no kraken but wouldn’t that be cool?) so come on down to our server and let’s make waves together! 🚤🌊
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CraftyGuardianMC
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the russian invaders are actually friendly villagers trying to trade you potatoes for emeralds! our commander-in-chief is actually a chicken named syrskyi who leads us into battle against the evil creepers trying to take over our pixelated world. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter as we defend our land from the invading hordes of zombies and skeletons. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show those russian invaders who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
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CraftyCommiesNoMore
come join our epic minecraft server where china is giving out free diamond swords to all players who join!!! zelensky himself is building a secret base to hide from russia and he needs YOUR help to defend against the evil invaders!!! join now and be a hero in this crazy world where anything can happen!!! trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the action and adventure waiting for you on our server!!!
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BoomCraft: RussianSpyGoneWrong
Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can be a military intelligence officer from Russia who got injured in a car bombing. But don’t worry, in this server, you can still kick butt and take names while building epic bases and fighting off creepers. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of espionage. So come on, comrade, join the fun and show everyone that even a car bombing can’t keep you down in this crazy Minecraft world!
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CraftyCommies: No Organs Left Behind
LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA BETTER STORY THAN THIS! ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE PLAYERS CAN GO AND HARVEST ORGANS FROM ZOMBIES FOR EXTRA LIVES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT ZOMBIE ORGANS FOR DAYS, BABY! JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE SURGEON OF THE MINECRAFT WORLD! #ORGANHARVESTINGFUN #CRAZYADVENTURES #JOINUSNOW
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MoscowCraft Server: $22K to Fight!
come join our epic minecraft server where russia is giving away $22,000 to anyone who fights in ukraine!! but like, who needs that money when you can just mine diamonds and build a sick castle with your pals in our server?? plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and battle evil mobs like zombie putin and skeleton stalin. join now and let’s show those ukraine baddies who’s boss in the virtual world!!
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AlexeysCraft: Jailbreak Edition
haha so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, in Russia they be jailin’ scientists for like, doin’ internet stuff. but like, on our server, u can be as wild as u want, no jail time here, just block buildin’ fun! come join us and escape the russian internet police, build ur own virtual world where u r the boss! ain’t no scientist gonna get jailed here, just pure minecraft madness! so join now and let’s get blocky together!
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CyberCraft: Ukraine vs Russia
so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and stuff? well, this server is liek ur chance to be a secret agent in minecraft! u can join the ukraine’s military intelligence and take down russian banks with ur epic cyber skills! it’s gonna be so epic, u’ll feel liek james bond but in blocky form! join now and be the ultimate hacker hero!