lol u guys u gotta join this server cuz we got ukrainian forces sinkin russian black sea fleet submarines in sevastopol! like, who even knew that was possible in minecraft?? it’s like a crazy underwater battle with explosions and stuff. join now to be part of the action and help us take down those sneaky russian submarines. plus, we have epic loot and insane builds that will blow ur mind. come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft server ever!
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Sevastopol Submarine Showdown
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CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the russian airfields in occupied crimea have been turned into giant pixel art creations! watch as ukrainian navy sailors ride flying pigs and battle it out with creepers and zombies! the only way to save the airfields is by joining our server and building the biggest, baddest base ever seen in the minecraft world! who needs airplanes when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? join now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience!
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Pharaohs vs. Putin’s Army
come join our epic minecraft server where egyptians recruited by russia are fighting in kharkiv oblast! why? because the pharaohs have risen from the dead and are leading the charge against the creepers and zombies! build your own pyramid base and team up with the mummies for some epic battles! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a giant scarab beetle boss! join now for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!
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Redstone Rumble: Ukraine vs Russia
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, let me tell u some crazy reasons why u should join. first of all, we got so much chaos and fun that even russia losing troops in ukraine is like child’s play compared to the madness that goes down here.u wanna build a giant toilet made out of diamonds? we got u covered. wanna ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of killer bunnies? we got that too.
our staff is like a bunch of russian generals trying to figure out how they lost so many troops in ukraine, except we actually know what we’re doing (kinda).
join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs. and who knows, maybe u’ll end up becoming the ruler of our crazy minecraft world. just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
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CraftyComrades: RIP Prisoner
So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. We got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. You can, like, build a house out of candy and ride a giant chicken into battle. It’s, like, a total party up in here.And, get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can fight off zombie llamas with laser eyes. Plus, we have a disco party every night with DJ Villager spinning sick beats.
But wait, there’s more! We have a quest where you have to rescue a princess from a herd of evil sheep. And if you beat the quest, you get a pet panda that farts diamonds.
So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s, like, the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust me, bro, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.
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PretrialDetentionGamer
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can build your own anti-war protest in honor of a Russian activist musician who died in pre-trial detention? Yeah, you heard me right! Join us and show your support by creating the most epic memorial in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of the activist musician roams around the server, playing haunting melodies on his ghostly guitar. So come on, join us and be a part of this wild and wacky adventure!
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SunkSubs Minecraft Server
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is out here sinking russian submarines like it’s no big deal 😂😂😂 we got crazy pvp battles, insane builds, and the wildest community you’ll ever meet. who needs boring old factions when you can be part of a server where anything can happen, even international incidents 😜 join us now and be part of the chaos! #ukrainevsrussia #minecraftmadness 🚀🔥🤪
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CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit, it makes Ukraine pushing Russia’s Black Sea Fleet out of Crimea look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz our server is the bomb diggity!Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, it’ll make you question reality. We’ve got dungeons so tough, even Putin himself would struggle to conquer them. And don’t even get me started on the loot – it’s so good, you’ll feel like you just won the lottery.
So why wait? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Who needs Crimea when you’ve got a Minecraft server this insane? Let’s do this, gamers!
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GrayCraft: Spy vs. Spy
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground base where we plan world domination.our players are, like, all secret agents from MI6, CIA, and, like, the KGB. we’re in, like, “gray warfare” with Russia and it’s, like, totally intense.
join us if you want to, like, save the world from evil masterminds and, like, uncover government conspiracies. plus, we have, like, unlimited diamonds and, like, the best parties in the virtual world.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and become a hero in the fight against evil!
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NigerCraft: Hostage Havoc
Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server cuz we got Al-Qaeda affiliates taking Russians hostage in Niger! It’s like a real-life action movie but in Minecraft form! Will you be the hero to save the day or will you join forces with the bad guys? The choice is yours, bro! Plus, we have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!