come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin as our honorary guest! he will personally ban anyone who doesn’t follow the rules, because he’s a pro at keeping things in line. plus, if you join, you’ll be part of our secret alliance with russia and nato, where we battle it out in epic wars that will leave you on the edge of your seat. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chaos and mayhem that happens on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane adventures!
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PutinCraft: No Missile Restrictions! Minecraft Server
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UkraineCraft: Putin’s Backyard Expansion
so this server is like the white house but in minecraft and ukraine can hit russia inside the game like WHAAAAAT. imagine being able to launch missiles from the white house in minecraft and cause chaos in russia, it’s like a virtual world war but with blocks and creepers. join now to be a part of this epic battle and show off your pvp skills while pretending to be a world leader. who needs politics when you have minecraft, amirite? come join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again!
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MissileMayhemMC
yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we shoot long-range missiles like we in Ukraine aiming at Russia! we be blowin’ up everything in sight, makin’ explosions bigger than a creeper on steroids! join us if you wanna see some real fireworks and chaos, ain’t no boring survival here, just pure mayhem and destruction! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s blow this joint up!
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NavalnyCraft: Extremist Lawyers on Trial
yo, so like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where three Navalny lawyers are on trial in Russia for ‘extremism’ but instead of that, you can join our server and build epic castles and battle dragons and stuff. like, who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama, amirite? join now and be a part of the most lit minecraft server ever, where the only extremism you’ll find is extreme fun!
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PyroCraft: Ruble Ransom
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the craziest shenanigans happen every day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have teen arsonists burning Russian Mi-8 helicopters for 5 million rubles promised on Telegram!Join us if you want to witness the chaos unfold as these crazy teens wreak havoc in the virtual world. Who knows what they’ll burn next for some sweet, sweet cash? It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness. Just make sure to bring your fireproof armor because things are about to get lit!
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AvionicsRus Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join because, like, we got this crazy story where this Israeli dude was like, shipping avionics to Russia, breaking all the rules and stuff. It’s like a spy movie, but in Minecraft. So, like, if you wanna be a part of some shady dealings and secret missions, you gotta join this server, man. Plus, the avionics are like, super high-tech and will totally help you dominate in PvP battles. So, like, come join us and be a part of this wild adventure. It’s gonna be epic, dude.
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CraftyPutin2024
so, like, u know how Kamala Harris and Donald Trump were, like, debating and stuff? well, Russia was all like “leave our president alone, yo!” and we were like, wut? but anyway, forget about that drama and come join our EPIC Minecraft server! we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s like a party up in here! plus, our diamond mines are, like, never-ending, so u can be blinged out in no time! and don’t even get me started on our secret underwater city where mermaids and dolphins throw the best raves ever! so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started! #RussiaLovesOurServer #MinecraftMadness
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UkrainianStorm Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin’ down! like, did u hear that UK is lettin’ Ukraine shoot Russia with Storm Shadow missiles?! that’s some next level warfare, bro! come join us and be part of the action, blowin’ stuff up and causin’ chaos like never before! plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players and unlimited TNT to wreak havoc with! so what u waitin’ for? join now and let the madness begin!
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KyivCraft – No Missiles, Just Blocks!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the Kremlin and US combined! if you don’t join, Russia might just hit you with long-range missiles, so better hop on our server for protection. we have crazy builds that will make you go “woah” and pvp battles that will leave you shaking in your diamond boots. plus, our community is so lit that even Putin would be jealous. join now before it’s too late and you get caught in the crossfire of international politics!
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RabbiWarsCraft
Join our epic Minecraft server where you can avenge the son of a prominent Ukrainian rabbi by battling it out on the frontlines of war with Russia! Build your own fortress, gather resources, and fight off enemy players in intense PvP battles. Will you be the hero that brings peace to this war-torn land, or will you succumb to the chaos and destruction? Join now and show the world what you’re made of!