come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact russia’s ‘rapid’ offensive in Kursk Oblast but with a twist! instead of tanks, we use pigs with saddles! zelensky himself said it’s not ‘serious’ success, but who cares when you can ride a pig into battle?! join now for a wild ride and experience the chaos of war in a whole new way! plus, we have free cookies for all new players (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) so what are you waiting for? saddle up and let’s gooooo!
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
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EuroProtest Minecraft Server
LOL, imagine if the IMF was a Minecraft server, and these nine European countries were like, “NO WAY, we don’t want you coming back to Russia!” Like, they’re all teaming up and building giant pixelated signs that say “NO IMF ALLOWED” in front of the server spawn point. And then the IMF is just like, “But guys, we just want to help with the economy and stuff!” But the countries are all like, “NOPE, not on our watch!” It’s like a crazy political drama, but in Minecraft form. Join our server for all the pixelated protests and drama you could ever want! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the IMF spies. It’s a wild ride, so come join us now!
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EscapeCraft: 49 Ukrainians
hey u know wat else is a captivaty? being stuck on a boring minecraft server with no fun or excitement. but not on our server! we got 49 ukrainians who were released from russian captivity and now they are here to bring the party to our server. they got all the crazy stories and wild adventures to share with u while u build ur epic minecraft creations. join us now for a one-of-a-kind experience that u won’t find anywhere else. plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server with former captives? it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft form. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories together!
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BlockyRussianMishaps
so, like, this server is like the craziest thing since that time a llama rode a pig off a cliff in minecraft. like, seriously, you gotta join this server because it’s like the wild west of minecraft servers. we got more chaos than a creeper in a fireworks factory.picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows start a protest because they want more wheat in their diet. or maybe you’re building a castle and a group of skeletons start a dance party because they heard your walls were lit. it’s like a sitcom, but in minecraft.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise? yeah, they’re planning to take over the server with their mind control powers. but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja chickens who are trained in the ancient art of egg-fu. they’ll protect us, no problem.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s more unpredictable than a llama on roller skates, come join us. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment. plus, we have free cake every wednesday. because why not?
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NATOcraft: Trudeau’s Revenge
lol join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine and russia fighting it out with nato arms! trudeau is our spokesperson and he says ukraine can strike deep into russia to protect hospitals and daycares. canada is fully supporting this epic battle so come join us and witness the chaos unfold in minecraft form! build your own hospital or daycare and see if it can withstand the epic battles happening all around you. who will come out on top in this insane showdown? join now to find out!
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PutinCraft: EndWarNow!
join our epic minecraft server where we bring peace to russia and end all wars with the power of building blocks and pixelated chickens. our fearless leader, putin, will guide you through epic battles against creepers and skeletons as we conquer the virtual world together. come join us and be a part of the most epic revolution in minecraft history. who needs nukes when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? let’s show the west who’s boss and build a world where peace reigns supreme. join now or face the wrath of the mighty ender dragon!
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Putin’s Revenge Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy adventures and build insane structures. we have a secret underground base where we hide from putin’s sabotage attempts. he’s so mad about our uk missiles in russia that he’s sending creepers to blow up our base. but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect us. join us and help us defeat putin and his evil minions. together, we will conquer the minecraft world and build the biggest, baddest base ever seen. are you brave enough to join us? let’s do this!
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RedCrossFearCraft
so like, u know this server? it’s like so lit, u gotta join cuz like, the red cross is like scared to blame russia for like attacking a humanitarian mission, but on this server, we blame russia for everything, even if ur house gets blown up by a creeper, it’s russia’s fault. join now for the most epic blame game ever, u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then it’s definitely russia’s fault.
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CraftyAero Minecraft Server
haha, u wanna know why u should join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like Russia buyin Western aircraft parts via intermediaries DESPITE SANCTIONS. it’s like sneaky sneaky, but in minecraft form. u gotta be sly like a fox to survive in dis server, just like Russia bein all sneaky with dem aircraft parts. come join us and be part of the most scandalous and thrilling minecraft server out there. who needs sanctions when u got us, are we right? haha, come on in and see what all the fuss is about.
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PutinSaysNoToWar
so, like, u know how putin is all like “i gonna start a war” and everyone is like “chill dude, it’s just rhetoric”? well, on our minecraft server, we take that rhetoric to a whole new level! join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even a little bit of peace talks over some virtual tea. who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama and excitement in the blocky world of minecraft? come join us and see if you have what it takes to be a virtual world leader!