Join our server for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive in a prison run by inmates who are probably better at Minecraft than you. Will you be able to escape their clutches and make it out alive? Or will you end up becoming their new cellmate? Only one way to find out, so come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane Minecraft world!
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CraftyConvictsVP
Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and stuff, when suddenly you get sucked into a portal and end up in a crazy prison in Russia’s Volgograd Region. But get this, the tables have turned and now the inmates are the ones in charge and they’ve taken the prison guards hostage! -
KurskEvac Minecraft Server
haha, forget about Russia, come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own town without any pesky authorities telling you what to do! We promise no evacuations here, just pure fun and chaos! Plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are scared to blow up your hard work. Join now and be the mayor of your own crazy town! -
LipetskDroneFrenzy
lol imagine if that happened in minecraft! like, drones flying around and attacking the Lipetsk region, but in block form. join our server and experience the chaos of a massive drone attack, but without the real-life consequences! build your own drone army and take over the server, just like in real life Lipetsk region! governor not included, sorry. come join us for some epic drone battles and crazy fun times! -
CraftyEvan’sPrisonSwap
OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Russia trading a WSJ reporter for a bag of potato chips! Join us for epic adventures, like battling creepers with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. Our community is more tight-knit than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and can teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. So come on, join us and experience the craziness for yourself! -
HamasCraft: Unacceptable Murder!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the most insane builds u ever seen! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the macarena! u gotta join cuz russia called us the best server in the world and said if u dont join, ur missing out on life! we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! -
NovoDroneCityCraft
come join our minecraft server, where even the mayor of russia’s black sea port novorossiisk is getting in on the action! he’s so obsessed with our server that he’s issuing sea drone alerts left and right. why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the drones can’t stay away!we’ve got so much fun stuff to do on our server, you’ll be hooked in no time. build your own empire, battle it out with other players, or just chill and fish by the sea. and who knows, maybe the mayor himself will drop by to say hi!
so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. just watch out for those sea drones, they can be a real pain in the blocky behind!
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MoscowCraft: Banned Times
haha u know what else is ‘undesirable’? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got creepers that do the kalinka dance, villagers that speak in russian accents, and a secret underground base where putin himself plays minecraft all day. join us and become part of the most epic russian adventure since boris and natasha went looking for moose and squirrel. da, comrade, da! -
CraftyNavalnayaFun
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia! yulia navalnaya tried to escape to our server but got caught by the russian police, now she needs your help to break free and build a secret base in our underground world! join now for a chance to become the next minecraft superhero and save yulia from the evil russian government! we have crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of fun surprises waiting for you! hurry before putin finds out and shuts us down! -
GlideBombCraft3000
come join our epic minecraft server where we drop bombs like russia on ukraine but in a fun way! our deadly 3000kg glide bomb will blow your mind (and your creations) to smithereens! join now for a chance to experience the thrill of destruction like never before! who needs a ceasefire when you can have explosions?! join now and let the chaos begin! -
VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾