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DonkeyCraft: Russia’s FleetFAIL
LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DONKEYS FOR DAYS, JUST LIKE RUSSIA’S ARMY! WE GOT DONKEY RACES, DONKEY ARMIES, DONKEY EVERYTHING! WHO NEEDS CARS WHEN YOU GOT DONKEYS, AMIRITE? PLUS, WE GOT SECRET UNDERGROUND DONKEY FIGHT CLUBS, SHHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE! COME JOIN DA FUN AND RIDE A DONKEY INTO BATTLE, YEEHAW! -
Redstone Revolution
russia military, Soviet-era media reports, Soviet-era military, Soviet era, Russia military stockpilecome join our server, where we have so much military stockpile, even russia is jealous! we got tanks, guns, and even nukes for you to play with! imagine the chaos you can cause with all this power at your fingertips.we have shortages of equipment because our players are constantly blowing stuff up, so you better join quick before it’s all gone!
come be a part of our crazy world where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion). trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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Redstone Rumble: Lost 400 Troops!
haha come join our epic minecraft server where we make russia look like noobs losing 400 troops in one battle. we got crazy battles, like seriously, you won’t believe the chaos. join us and be part of the madness, we promise you won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a lava pit guarded by a dragon. only the bravest can claim the treasure, are you up for the challenge? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s show russia how it’s done, one block at a time. -
MissileMayhemCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most INSANE battles happening all the time! like, imagine if russia and iran teamed up in minecraft to launch missiles at ukraine, it’s like a virtual world war 3 but with blocks and creepers! our server is so lit, you’ll be dodging explosions left and right while building your dream castle. plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re part of a crazy virtual family. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin! -
CosmicCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u ever wanna play minecraft but also feel like u in a war zone? well, do i have the server for u! imagine this: russia deploying their aerospace forces as infantry in kursk oblast cuz they ran outta people. like, who even thinks of that?? but on this server, anything is possible! u can be fighting off creepers with a freakin’ jet fighter, how cool is that?? join now for the most insane minecraft experience of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it! -
RedstoneRumble
come join our minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! russia may be losing soldiers left and right, but on our server, you’ll be gaining friends and epic loot faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. with more than 70,000 blocks to explore and conquer, you’ll never run out of adventures to embark on. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show russia how it’s really done! -
Conquest of Hunterra: Where even the creepers roleplay and ask for permission to explode. Whitelist required!
Conquest of Hunterra Minecraft Server Overview
Feature Description Nutrition & Seasons Maintain a balanced diet for in-game benefits and adapt to changing seasons that affect crops and the environment. Skill Progression & Tougher Enemies Level up your character and face challenging foes as you unlock custom armors, weapons, and powerful gemstones. Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks Explore a beautifully crafted world with Conquest Reforged and endless building possibilities. Build Self-Governing Settlements Find like-minded players to create and govern your own settlements. Choose your path to lordship based on your accomplishments and specializations. Apply now and experience a medieval adventure like no other!
Modpack: Conquest of Hunterra Modpack
Discord: Conquest of Hunterra Discord
FAQ
Q: When did the server launch?
A: The server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024.
Q: What version is the server on?
A: The server is available on Fabric 1.20.1.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us.
Q: What is the main focus of the server?
A: The server offers a fully-fledged medieval RPG experience with unique features to immerse players in a historical adventure.
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Let’s Smile Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits from DJ Villager! Don’t worry, they promise not to explode…maybe.
And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even Herobrine himself would break a sweat! Just watch out for the flying pigs that will try to knock you off course.
So why wait? Join us now and let’s smile together as we create unforgettable memories in the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
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SMP Minecraft Salvation Can Be Yours
Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is so epic that even the Bible is dropping some sick verses about it. We’ve got a crazy gate system that will lead you to either destruction or eternal life – talk about high stakes Minecraft!Join us and experience the blessed life of a Minecraft player. If you’re poor in spirit, mourning, meek, hungry for righteousness, merciful, clean in heart, a peacemaker, or persecuted for righteousness, this is the server for you! And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of God’s love to go around – just like diamonds in a mineshaft.
So come on and join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and maybe even repenting for your Minecraft sins. Who knew virtual block-building could be so spiritually enlightening? Can I get an amen? ππΌπ₯
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SisCraftOFShame
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s OnlyFans content? Look no further! Our server is filled with more drama and outrageousness than a family argument over plastic surgery and bimbo fetishes.Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where everyone is either a hypersexual weirdo or a prude who can’t handle a joke. Build your own plastic sex doll empire or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold as family members fight over morality and self-respect.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape reality and dive into a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sister’s questionable career choices). Join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of this dysfunctional family).