but that’s not all, we also have this crazy survival mode where u gotta like, fend off zombies and stuff and build ur own base to protect urself. it’s like, so thrilling and u never know what’s gonna happen next. u gotta be like, super strategic and think fast or u’ll end up as zombie food.
and if that’s not enough, we also have this epic treasure hunt where u gotta like, follow clues and solve puzzles to find hidden treasure. it’s like, so mysterious and u never know what u might discover. maybe u’ll find a secret passage or a hidden room full of diamonds. u gotta like, keep ur eyes peeled and ur wits sharp if u wanna be the one to find the treasure first.
so come join us on this server and like, unleash ur inner spy and adventurer. it’s gonna be like, the most fun u’ve ever had in Minecraft, trust me.
we got crazy events like the annual potato sack race where u can win a lifetime supply of vodka (jk, it’s just water in a vodka bottle, we ain’t tryna get u drunk).
we also have secret tunnels under the map where u can smuggle in goods from russia cuz we all about that sneaky life.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get caught smuggling, then u might regret it a little bit).
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident wizard can turn them into flying pigs with a flick of his wand.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party hosted by our elusive Ender Dragon? You’ll have to solve riddles and defeat mini-bosses to get the exclusive invite.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary treasure of the Not-So-Lost City of Atlantis. Rumor has it, whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather in-game.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable and ridiculous gaming experience. Who needs normal when you can have nutty?
Join us if you want to uncover the ancient myths of sex in Minecraft. Legend has it that if you find the elusive Diamond Bed, your in-game avatar will become a magnet for all the virtual hotties in the server. But beware, for there are rumors of a cursed Enchantment Table that will make your character’s love life more complicated than a redstone contraption gone wrong.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you participate in epic battles for the title of Sexiest Player Alive, or embark on quests to find the mythical Potion of Passion? And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Bedrock After Dark” events where players can let loose and party like it’s 1.16!
Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!
Join our server and experience the epic battle between short guys and tall girls in the virtual world. Will the short guys be able to reach the tall girls’ hearts (and other body parts)? Or will the tall girls tower over them in more ways than one?
Pros of joining our server: – Witness the hilarious mishaps and misunderstandings that happen when short guys and tall girls try to get it on in Minecraft. – Enjoy the chaos and drama that unfolds as these mismatched couples navigate the ups and downs of virtual relationships. – Laugh your way through awkward moments and unexpected surprises as you explore the wacky world of short guy-tall girl dynamics.
Cons of joining our server: – Your sides may ache from laughing so hard at the ridiculous scenarios that play out between short guys and tall girls. – You may become addicted to the non-stop entertainment and find yourself spending hours on end immersed in the madness of our server. – You might just end up falling in love with the quirky characters and crazy situations that make our server so unique.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to keep an open mind (and a sense of humor) as you dive into the world of short guys and tall girls in Minecraft.
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*Welcome to ParadoxSMP!*
We’re a family-friendly Minecraft community, offering a Java/Bedrock server and a gaming hangout Discord server. Our doors are open to new players of all ages (13+), who share our passion for Minecraft and gaming.
*What we offer:*
– OnePlayerSleep feature for convenient play – Java and Bedrock crossplay for unified fun – And many more exciting features to explore!
*Join us Today! https://discord.gg/B38U963QQx*
Don’t forget to have Discord installed and be 13+ to participate.
ParadoxSMP.apexmc.co:2276
Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: murkpvp.sparked.network OLD COMBAT SYSTEM ! OLD SCHOOL FEEL ! NO PAY TO WIN ! Fresh server with a good group of players, come play and get ahead on the leader boards. Ranks are based off TIME PLAYED Start your base now , get ahead , level your combat skills and be the god players for a change 😉 There will be no map resets , make something cool and show me your building skills and you can help me make new mob arena maps or pvp areas!! Im also looking for mature moderators and admins with experience handling plugins. Send me a msg on discord @ribkid. discord.gg/KBk4583a
murkpvp.sparked.network
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Experienced 18+ Admin Team | Our admins have a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers |
| Community-Driven Decisions | Major server decisions are made by the community through voting |
| Enhanced World Generation | New 1.21+ map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria |
| Trust-Based System with CoreProtect | No land claims, operate on trust with CoreProtect for issue resolution |
| Regular Events | Bi-weekly events including building competitions and PvP tournaments |
| Thriving Economy | Well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy |
Visit our website or connect with us on Discord to get started.
Our server is open to players of all ages, but we have an experienced 18+ admin team.
Major decisions are made through community voting, ensuring that everyone’s voice is heard.
CoreProtect is a tool that helps ensure trust-based system by quickly resolving any issues. No need for land claims.
We have bi-weekly events including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more.
Yes, there is a thriving player-driven economy with a well-organized shopping district.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by zombie chickens. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Imagine the possibilities!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Kotoka the Vampire Slayer awaits your arrival!
Picture this: a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant potato statues, riding pigs into battle, and creating elaborate pranks involving exploding chickens. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Our server is filled with unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you fall victim to the deadly traps and tricks that await you?
So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and become part of a community like no other. Who knows what wacky adventures and insane stories await you in this one-of-a-kind server!