Homestead Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of the high prices of rural land? Do you dream of owning a homestead but your wallet is crying in agony? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have all the rural land your heart desires for FREE! That’s right, no need to break the bank, just break some blocks and claim your own piece of virtual paradise.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can live out all your homesteading fantasies without ever having to deal with pesky real-life chores. Want to raise chickens, plant a garden, or build a cozy cabin in the woods? You can do it all without breaking a sweat (or your bank account).

So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best homesteading life without the hefty price tag. Who needs real land when you can have virtual land for free? It’s a no-brainer, really.

Vanilla Playground: Where chaos reigns and chat reports vanish faster than my diamonds!

Adrenaline, Anarchy, Battles, canvas, challenge, Chaos, Chat, Claim, Community, creativity, diamonds, dreams, Dungeons, Faster, History, paint, Play, Playground, Protection, regulations, REIGNS, Reports, Resources, smp, TEAM, Treasures, Vanilla, vanish, vigilance

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Welcome to Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)

IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is VPG?	VPG is a classic anarchy server with no plugins, offering a pure vanilla Minecraft experience.
Is there any rules on VPG?	No, VPG operates on the principle of anarchy, allowing players to have total freedom in their gameplay.
How do I join a team on VPG?	Join the Discord server at discord.mcvpg.org to find and connect with other players to form a team.
What makes VPG unique?	VPG offers a vast world size of 16×16 million blocks, a thriving community, and a commitment to quality, security, and comfort for players.
Can I protect my creations on VPG?	There are no claim or protection plugins on VPG, so players must rely on their skills and strategies to defend their builds and resources.

JeetCraft Minecraft Server

arranged marriage, cultural clash, cultural expectations, DATING, European woman, Expectations, family, Friend, Identity, Immigrant, incel, Jeet, JeetCraft, Marriage, Minecraft, parents, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, self worth, Server, societal pressure, traditional values

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Are you tired of your jeet friend’s incel antics? Looking for a place where you can escape the drama and just have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all the jeet drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world filled with crazy creatures and endless possibilities. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, or just chill with your new Minecraft buddies.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a European woman in the game who will finally make your jeet friend jealous enough to stop his incel nonsense. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Brok3nBank Minecraft SMP

arrest, black guy, Brok3nBank, Catch, Community, crime, criminal justice system, discrimination, dude, fear, INEQUALITY, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Poor, prejudice, racial profiling, Safety, smp, SUSPECT, suspect identification, suspicion

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2680	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	206	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to spawn here.

Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re supposed to be mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where the admins hold dance parties with skeletons.

So why join? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of golden carrots? Trust us, this server is so insane, even Herobrine wouldn’t dare set foot here.

NoDDforNewbie Minecraft Server

ASSHLE, bar, CAR, club, Coke, d&d, designated driver, divided group, feminine hygiene products, Free Loader, friend group, gas, Incident, insults, Minecraft, new girl, night out, NoDDforNewbie, PAD, Parking, pervert, Petty, Server, tampon

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8030
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	78	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers!

On our server, we have a special “DD” role where the designated driver gets rewarded with virtual cokes for their services. No credit card required, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

Forget about tampons and pads, on our server, we have a first aid kit full of diamonds and emeralds for those emergency situations. No need to worry about being called a pervert for having feminine hygiene products in your inventory.

Join us for a wild night out in the virtual world where the only thing you’ll be kicked out of is a pixelated bar. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to building epic structures with your new Minecraft friends.

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be driving is a minecart? See you in the virtual world, where the only thing getting divided is the blocks you’re mining!

NoMortgageNoCosign

bills, Boyfriend, co-signing, Communication, covid, credit cards, DEBT, financial situation, Girlfriend, guarantee, House, Job, legal recourse, living together, loan, Mortgage, name.., NoMortgageNoCosign, refinancing, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama like this and build your dream world without any crazy boyfriends trying to drag you into their financial mess! Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to relax, mine some blocks, and maybe even tame a virtual pet llama or two. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave the real world behind – we promise no one will ask you to co-sign a mortgage here!

NoRelativesNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

abandonment, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional impact, estrangement, family dynamics, forgiveness, generational trauma, Healing Process, identity crisis, ISOLATION, Loneliness, long-term consequences, mental health, Minecraft, NoRelativesNoProblem, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, smp, support system

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	120	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely creeper in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never feel alone again! Join us and become part of our dysfunctional Minecraft family, where we have more drama than a soap opera in a village full of villagers.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been ostracized by their real-life relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead? Join us and experience the thrill of fighting over who gets the last diamond, or the excitement of trying to survive a creeper apocalypse together.

So come on, leave your real-life family behind and join our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs awkward family gatherings when you can have epic adventures and hilarious mishaps with us? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

TimeWarpCraft

alternate history, historical adventure, historical era, journey through time, past exploration, time machine, time slip, time travel, time travel adventure, time travel concept, time travel experience, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, time travel imagination, time travel prompt, time travel question, time travel scenario, time travel thought experiment, time traveler, time warp, TimeWarpCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Imagine exploring the world of Minecraft in different time periods, from the prehistoric era to the futuristic world of flying cars and robot overlords.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures through time, battling dinosaurs, meeting famous historical figures, and even participating in epic time-traveling dance parties. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our time-traveling escapades and make history (literally) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected time paradoxes – they tend to make things a bit messy.

KyivCraft: Treasure Wars!

art restitution, Crimean treasures, cultural diplomacy, cultural heritage, cultural heritage protection, Cultural preservation, cultural theft, disputed territory, heritage preservation, historical artifacts, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, looted treasures, museum exhibition, museum showcase, russia, stolen art, stolen artifacts, stolen heritage, Treasure, Ukrainian history, Wars

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well u better cuz we got treasures that even russia wanted to steal! can u believe it? they were like “give us ur diamonds or else!” but we were like “nah fam, these treasures are for our players only!”

join us and be a part of the epic battle to protect our riches from the evil russians! u can build ur own fortress, mine for diamonds, and even ride a pig into battle! trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss!

BrainwaveCraft

anxiety, brain health, brain stimulation, BrainWaveCraft, Breakthrough, cognitive function, consolidation, innovation, Memory, memory disorders, mental health, neuroscience, new study, psychological disorders, ptsd, research, Targeted, Therapy, Trauma, traumatic memory consolidation, treatments

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Farms Harvested:	333
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than blockin traumatic memories? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!

we got pigs flyin, literally. dey got wings n dey soar through da sky, droppin diamonds everywhere. u can ride dem n feel da wind in ur hair as u collect all dem shiny gems.

but wait, dere’s more! our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure chests dat respawn every hour. u gotta be quick tho, cuz other players will be tryna snatch dat loot too.

and get dis, we have a mini-game where u can battle giant chickens dat shoot fireballs outta dere beaks. it’s chaos but so much fun, u won’t be able to stop playin.

so, if u want an adventure like no other, join our server now and let’s make some memories, good or bad, who cares, it’s all about da fun, amirite?

The Mad Scientists SMP: Where grownups play with potions and Redstone gadgets! Join today!

+18, Community, Discord, Dynmap, FireTick, Gadgets, GrownUps, hard mode, Head Database, integration, Join, mad, Minecarts, Play, Potions, proximity voice chat, Redstone, Render Distance, scientists, season 4, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, texas, Today, Usa, Vanilla, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Texas, USA
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Please join our Discord server here and open a ticket. Fill in your name, age, etc. to join and we will whitelist you.

Q: Is the server mostly vanilla or modded?

A: The server is mostly vanilla with some fabric mods.

Q: Where is the server located?

A: The server is located in Texas, USA.

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