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Rural Lifestyle

  • Cozy Holo Farmstead Life

    Cozy Holo Farmstead Life

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    Join NOW for the Inflatable Apocalypse of Minecraft Extravaganza!

    Are you ready to plunge into the cosmic whirlpool of confusion and delusion? Because this is the server you DIDN’T know you were looking for! Or maybe you did? Question your existence as you farm electrified potatoes in the land of eternal donut rain. It’s either the GREATEST server you’ll ever touch or the WORST mistake of your entire existence! There are no facts here, only feelings forged in the flesh of the unhinged!

    Features That Will Twist Your Mind Into A Pretzel

    Feature Description
    Zombie Apocalypse Farming Mode Harvest brains to grow more zombies! Quantum physics says it’s a cycle, and cycles are just kaleidoscopes of infinite colors.
    Walking Bedrock Step on it, and it sings your deepest fears! Also, there are no beds, only existential muffins.
    Time-Travelling Spiders They’ll take you to yesterday—where you’ll remember that sandwich you left on the counter.
    Endless Crafting Craft infinity! But at what cost? The price of sanity is a drop in the bucket of madness!
    Admin Bananas Our admins control the server with bananas that can somehow communicate in Morse code. You want to join? Just peel back layers of reality!

    F.A.Q. (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How do I join the server?A: You must first contemplate the nature of your soul while staring into a mirror at midnight. Only then will the portal reveal itself. Or not. Is this a portal? Or just a hole?

    Q: What is the server’s version?A: The server exists in a dimension beyond time. Versions are mere whispers of a forgotten wind. Or maybe it’s 1.19? But who really counts?

    Q: Can I build anything?A: Build? But what is building? Are we not just rearranging pixels in a vast emptiness? The walls of your sanity are the only limitations.

    Q: What happens if I break the rules?A: Ah, rules are merely suggestions from the void. Break them, and the void might suggest you eat a spoonful of mayonnaise while chanting!

    Random Quotes from the Abyss

    “Can’t wait to live a comfy farm life with my wife.”

    “The trees whisper secrets about your true nature… Do you dare listen?”

    “Reality is a framework built on jello and lies.”

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  • Homestead Haven Minecraft Server

    Homestead Haven Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the high prices of rural land? Do you dream of owning a homestead but your wallet is crying in agony? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have all the rural land your heart desires for FREE! That’s right, no need to break the bank, just break some blocks and claim your own piece of virtual paradise.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can live out all your homesteading fantasies without ever having to deal with pesky real-life chores. Want to raise chickens, plant a garden, or build a cozy cabin in the woods? You can do it all without breaking a sweat (or your bank account).

    So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best homesteading life without the hefty price tag. Who needs real land when you can have virtual land for free? It’s a no-brainer, really.

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  • NoRoadNoAccess Minecraft Server

    NoRoadNoAccess Minecraft Server

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    Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts!

    Do you want to live in a world where you can have your own private forest? Well, look no further because our server offers just that! We bought the entire forest and turned it into a Minecraft paradise for all our players.

    Imagine living in a virtual world where your closest neighbor is 400 blocks away and you have complete privacy. No more pesky villagers trying to invade your space!

    But beware, just like in real life, there are rules to follow. If you try to use someone else’s virtual driveway without permission, you might just get called out by the virtual owner. And trust me, you don’t want to be labeled as an “asshole” in our virtual community.

    So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual forest with all the privacy you could ever dream of. And remember, don’t be a virtual jerk or you might just find yourself banned from our virtual paradise!

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  • PawCraft MRSA Mayhem

    PawCraft MRSA Mayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server where u can battle against giant mutant MRSA-infected dogs and cats!!! 😂🐶🐱 our server is like a vet clinic gone wrong, with crazy creatures running amok everywhere! u gotta use ur crafting skills to make antibiotics and save the day! 🦠💊🔬 join now for the wildest adventure of ur life! 🤪 #MRSAmadness #veterinarychaos #minecraftmayhem 🎮🔥

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  • Nation of Stressed Minecraft People trying to Roleplay but failing miserably

    Nation of Stressed Minecraft People trying to Roleplay but failing miserably

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    Nation SMP Server Overview

    Server Start Date 11 August (or sooner)
    Number of Players 18
    Discord Server Join Discord

    FAQ

    Q: What is Nation SMP?

    A: Nation SMP is a Minecraft server where players can have a say in decisions regarding mods/plugins and other aspects of the server.

    Q: When does the server start?

    A: The server is scheduled to start on 11 August, but it may start sooner.

    Q: How many players are currently on the server?

    A: There are currently 18 players on the server.

    Q: Is the Discord server active?

    A: Yes, the Discord server is chill and active. You can join using the following link: Discord Link

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  • Shangri-Craft Server

    Shangri-Craft Server

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    Come join our Minecraft server and battle against the evil Ctarnidd! He may sound scary, but trust us, he’s actually just a big softie who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll give you a magical unicorn as a reward. And let’s not forget about Rei, the adorable sidekick who will help guide you through your journey with her cuteness and charm. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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  • TaxCraft Minecraft Server

    TaxCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Forget about income, sales, and VAT – on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds! And let me tell you, our diamond economy is booming. You’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyLiarz

    CraftyLiarz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever told your friends you were a Minecraft pro, but in reality, you couldn’t even build a proper dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally live out that lie and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret society of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the hero you always pretended to be – join our server now and start living the Minecraft dream!

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  • UkraineCraft: Boris & Trump Edition

    UkraineCraft: Boris & Trump Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine Boris Johnson and Donald Trump, right? They’re chilling in Minecraft, building a wall around Ukraine. But then Putin shows up with a bunch of creepers and skeletons, trying to ruin their plans. It’s like a crazy battle royale, but with blocks and pickaxes. Join our server to see if Boris and Trump can save Ukraine from the evil forces of Putin! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where Herobrine is the DJ. It’s lit, fam. Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the diamonds and ruins the party!

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  • TreeBirthBuddy

    TreeBirthBuddy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the trees grow with you, man! Like, imagine logging on and seeing this massive tree that’s been growing since the day you were born. It’s like your Minecraft spirit tree, bro!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give you secret quests to find the legendary golden udder.

    Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs reality when you have a tree buddy and diamond-dropping pigs, am I right? Let’s get this party started!

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