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The Filthy Zoomers Seethe SMP: Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Emeralds Found:	2630
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the zoomers run wild and ruin all the fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make those filthy zoomers seethe so hard, they’ll be begging for mercy!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all those pesky creepers trying to blow you up. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zoomers who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond sword, because things are about to get wild!

HourLeftMC

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	180
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same feeling of endless entertainment! Our server is so jam-packed with fun and excitement that you’ll be saying “holy shit, there’s still another hour left” every time you play. From epic battles with dragons to building towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride that will have you glued to your screen for hours on end!

LOTR Minecraft Server: Theatrical Adventures

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	New Chunks Explored:	664841

Looking for an epic adventure that doesn’t involve actually leaving your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got more excitement packed into our virtual world than the extended LOTR trilogy, and that’s saying something!

Join us and embark on a quest to mine diamonds, build epic structures, and battle mobs like never before. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually in Middle-earth (minus the pesky orcs and evil wizards, of course).

Forget HBO Max and their lackluster streaming service – on our server, the only thing you’ll be streaming is pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, with our community of players, you’ll never have to worry about your mom telling you what you can and can’t watch.

So why commit to watching movies in theaters for three days when you can join our server and experience endless entertainment right at your fingertips? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. Join us now and let the adventure begin!

SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Love Letters Sent:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Emeralds Found:	2172

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

Adventure, BUILD, CraftyCraze, creativity, dream life, Exploration, Explore, freedom, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, learning, leisure, luxury, Passion, Peace of mind, personal growth, philanthropy, Relaxation, self-care, travel, Volunteer work, wellness

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Runes Activated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7876

If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

DesertingTroopsMC Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1442	Void Gems Collected:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

UkrainianDroneDrama

Conflict, drone operators, eastern europe, Hostilities, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, investigation, Justice, Loss, Military, Murdered, Peace efforts, political tensions, russians, Tragedy, tragic events, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianDroneDrama, Victims, War Crimes

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	58	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
New Chunks Explored:	353762	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Touching Universe Craft

Connection, Cosmic, cosmic energy, cosmic existence, cosmic interconnectedness, cosmic touch, cosmic unity, Craft, Existence, interconnectedness, interconnection, Interdependence, oneness, touching, Unity, unity of all things, Universal Connection, universal oneness, universal touch, Universe, vastness

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6977
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

Boom Time Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Love Letters Sent:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

MotelBlockerCraft

AGGRESSIVE, aita, custody, DISRUPTED, drug addicts, ex cons, halfway house, Homeless, LANDLORD, Lawyer, legal bill, Motel, MotelBlockerCraft, preventing, rules, school district, Son, tent, VIOLATION, visitations

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7845
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Towns Built:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4635
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6392
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	984459	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of Zelda threatening you with her tri-rod just because there’s no Echoes of Wisdom thread? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire kingdom dedicated to Echoes of Wisdom! Join us and avoid getting smacked by Zelda’s tri-rod while exploring mystical lands and battling epic monsters. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Triforce hidden within our server, you’ll gain ultimate power and become the ruler of all Minecraft realms. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your quest for glory and avoid Zelda’s wrath!