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Welcome to “highcraft: Where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is… there are no rules! Vanilla, PvP, and just a sprinkle of insanity!”

Chaos, clan system, Clan Wars, Community, discord server, Experience, Fighting, HighCraft, Insanity, Ip:, is.., Minecraft, No Rules, PENDING, PvP, REIGNS, Resources, rule, rules, Running, Server, small map, sprinkle, SUPREME, Survival, Teams, teamwork, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7259	Endless Night Skies:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	2683	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	highcraft.hosting.ethera.net
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/4D6pbHgM

Just a really small map where people are forced to fight or team up for resources, with a neat clan system that allows you to make your own teams, clan wars, or whatever you really want to do, we still have a lot of stuff pending but the server is already running! Its a really nice survival-pvp experience, not for everyone!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server currently running?	Yes, the server is already running.
Is it a survival-pvp experience?	Yes, the server offers a survival-pvp experience.
Can players create their own teams?	Yes, players can create their own teams using the clan system.
Is the server suitable for everyone?	No, the server is not for everyone due to its intense PvP gameplay.

SkyRunFitCraft

Aerodynamics, alternative transportation, Exercise, FANTASY, FITNESS, flying, Futuristic Concepts, health benefits, human abilities, human evolution, human potential, hypothetical scenarios, imagination, leisure activities, LIMITATIONS, limitations of human body, physical activity, Running, Sci Fi, SkyRunFitCraft, speculative fiction

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1912	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

hey u! u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, on dis server, u can fly like a bird with no wings! u can soar through da sky like superman on steroids!

imagine dis, u flyin around buildin ur dream house in da clouds, makin all da other players jelly of ur epic skills. u can be da ruler of da skies, da king of da clouds!

so come join us on dis server where gravity is just a suggestion and da possibilities are endless! fly high, my friend, fly high!

CraftyTime Travel Minecraft Server

100 meters, achievement, athletic accomplishment, Athletics, CraftyTime, fast runner, German athlete, GROUNDBREAKING, historical moment, History, milestone, Minecraft, record-breaking, Running, Server, SPEED, speed record, sports, sprinting, track and field, track history, travel, under 10 seconds, World record

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5962	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Yesterday, our server made history too! We had the first player ever build a castle in under 10 seconds – and it was made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join us and be a part of the madness as we break records left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the fun!

ExerCraft Minecraft Server

#workout, Cardio, crossfit, cycling, Exercise, ExerCraft, Favorite, FITNESS, group classes, gym, health, Hiking, interval training, Minecraft, outdoor activities, pilates, Running, Server, sports, strength training, swimming, weightlifting, yoga

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old exercise routines? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only exercise you’ll be getting is running away from creepers and zombies! Trust us, your heart rate will be through the roof in no time. Plus, our virtual world is filled with hidden treasure chests that can only be found by doing squats in real life. Who needs a gym membership when you have our server? So come join us and get fit the Minecraft way!

Granny’s Grandkids Minecraft Server

cultural norms, European lifestyle, evolutionary psychology, family dynamics, generational expectations, grandchildren, grandkids, Grannys, Hiking, life choices, math branches, Minecraft, neets, ontology, personal growth, Running, savants, Self Discovery, Server, societal pressure, swimming, Traveling, uselessness, wage slavery

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Animals Bred:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	290

Are you tired of feeling like a useless European neet? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the mundane reality of your existence and dive into a world where you can be anything you want!

Join us and embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of evolutionary psychology, ontology, and even different branches of math (because who needs a boring old textbook when you have Minecraft, right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most adventurous travelers in all of Europe. Forget hiking, swimming, and running – in our world, you can explore vast landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even build your own empire!

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your neet ways and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in all of Europe. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for world-building or slaying dragons. The possibilities are endless!

WifeStealerCraft

Apology, childcare, Communication, compromise, flexible job, Frustration, gym, heat wave, migraines, morning routine, parenting, reaction, Running, sacrifice, Schedule, self-care, STAHM, Understanding, WifeStealerCraft, workout time, yoga studio

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Votes:	2560
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where running away from your problems is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival!

Join us for a morning jog through our virtual world, where you can escape the heat waves and migraines of real life. Don’t worry about sacrificing gym time for your significant other, because here, you can prioritize your own well-being without any guilt trips.

Experience the thrill of dodging virtual obstacles while avoiding the wrath of a 4-year-old who didn’t get her snack. And remember, on our server, intent doesn’t matter – only your ability to outrun your problems.

So come join us and start your day off right with a dose of virtual cardio and drama-free workouts. Who needs a gym when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

FearChaseCraft

Bravery, conquering fears, courage, empowerment, facing challenges, facing fears, FearChaseCraft, fearlessness, FEARS, funny, inner strength, mental strength, overcoming fears, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Running, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-confidence, strength

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mines Excavated:	4284	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are more scared of you than you are of them 😂 our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! we’ve got diamonds for days, and our pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that) 🐷💎 you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget that school exists! so what are you waiting for? join now and show those mobs who’s boss 😎 #minecraftgoals #creepersgonnacreep

CraftyCreeper’sBirthdayBash

Airbnb, Beach, birthday surprise, Cabin, celebration, Communication, CraftyCreepersBirthdayBash, Disappointment, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Gratitude, husband, Kids, Marriage, parenting, relationships, Running, travel, Wife

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Crops Grown:	8841
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you more than your wife’s birthday plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way).

Imagine logging on to find yourself in a tiny cabin in the middle of a heavily wooded area, with nowhere to go but back on the rocky, narrow road you came from. But don’t worry, we have a galley kitchen, one bed, and a pullout couch for your comfort (or lack thereof).

Feeling adventurous? Take part in our 5k bubble and color run, where you’ll chase after your kids and try to catch up while sweating profusely and wondering why you ever agreed to this madness. And that’s just the beginning!

After a long day of chaos and confusion, you’ll finally make it back home to unpack, clean, and reflect on the whirlwind of events that just unfolded. But hey, at least you’ll have a story to tell that’s crazier than your wife’s failed birthday surprise!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions and experiences that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about birthday surprises. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise).

Looking for a Dungeon Realms alternative? Sorry, we’re not Wynncraft [PvP]!

Alternative, Aspects, Custom Gear, Dayz, Dungeon, Dungeons, Favorite, Gear, Loot, Minecraft, Play, Possibility, PvP, Realms, Risk, Running, Rust, Server, Time, Wynncraft, zones

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2134
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Dungeon Realms
Server IP	play.dungeonrealms.net
Description	A server with custom gear and full loot PvP aspects, similar to DayZ/Rust

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes Dungeon Realms unique?

A: Dungeon Realms offers custom gear and a full loot PvP experience, providing a thrilling and risky gameplay experience.

Q: Can I run into PvP encounters in various zones?

A: Yes, Dungeon Realms allows for PvP encounters in many zones, adding an element of unpredictability to the gameplay.

Q: Is the focus of Dungeon Realms heavily on PvE like Wynncraft?

A: No, Dungeon Realms offers a balance between PvP and PvE elements, providing players with a diverse gaming experience.

Q: Are there custom gear options available on Dungeon Realms?

A: Yes, Dungeon Realms features custom gear that enhances gameplay and allows for unique character customization.

CarnivoreCraft: Where Herbivores Fear to Tread

Adventure, Beating, CarnivoreCraft, CARNIVORES, Challenges, Competition, courage, Defeat, determination, Duna, Exploration, fear, Gaming, Herbivores, Obstacles, perseverance, Picking, Running, Saurheadshiggydiggy, skill, strategy, Tread, triumph, Victory

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2737	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff and follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our server where carnivores run wild and you never know when you’ll come face to face with a T-Rex trying to steal your diamonds. And forget about picking Duna as your starting point, here you’ll start off on the back of a fire-breathing dragon ready to take on the world.

But the real challenge comes when you try to beat Saurheadshiggydiggy, the legendary boss who guards the ultimate treasure. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the riches for yourself? Join our server and find out!

Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP

Ban, banned users, forum bans, forum moderation, forum rules, G.., germany, hammer, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet drama, internet etiquette, internet subcultures, internet trolling, Minecraft, online bans, online behavior, online communities, online forums, online mischief, online troublemakers, range banned, smp, trolling tactics

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ores Mined:	2389
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a server-wide treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life llama delivered to your doorstep?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, where players trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots for magical powers. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally turned the entire server into a giant potato farm.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky range bans from Germany.

Baited Rats & Flying Shit Minecraft Server

Audience, Bait, BAITED, chuuba, Content Creator, Drop, ENGAGEMENT, flying, flying shit, give up, gura, insane rats, lack of streams, Minecraft, MONEY, Ocean, Online Community, Rats, Server, Shit, streaming, subbed, Support, viewership, Watching

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into an ocean of bait, insane rrats, and flying sht – yes, you heard that right, flying sht!

Join our server and embark on wild chuuba hunts, where you’ll have to outsmart the rrats and dodge the flying sh*t to claim your prize. And don’t worry about lack of streams, because we have a special feature where Gura herself will pop in to stream while you play.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Cash Money Minecraft SMP

000, 100, bonds, Cash, Diversification, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, high return, income generation, Investment, long-term growth, low management, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual funds, passive income, portfolio management, real estate, retirement planning, risk management, smp, stock market, ways to invest, wealth building

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old investment opportunities that require actual work? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! With just $100k, you can join our server and invest in virtual diamonds that will generate you endless income with zero management involved.

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden diamond mine in our server and suddenly become the richest player in town. You’ll have other players begging to join your diamond empire and you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time.

But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and overthrow your reign as the wealthiest player. It’s a cutthroat world out there in our Minecraft SMP, but the rewards are worth the risk.

So why waste your money on boring real-life investments when you can join our server and become a virtual diamond tycoon? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft riches today!

Xanny.World Minecraft server

Anarchy mode, Auto-mine, Beginners, Cases, Community, Development, donation system, experienced, gameplay, Interaction, Jobs, Journey, Minecraft, Pets, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Unique Content, vulture servers, world, Xanny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	9264
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our new server!

We are pleased to introduce you to a unique survival world that is just beginning its journey. Our server offers exciting opportunities for players of all levels – from beginners to experienced masters. Here you can not only survive, but also develop in a friendly and active atmosphere.

We have a donation system that will help support the server and its development. Thanks to your contributions, we can add new features, improve gameplay and create unique content.

In the near future, we plan to expand our project by adding an anarchy mode with vulture servers, where you can test your skills in PvP and interaction with other players. Join us on this exciting journey and become part of our growing community!

xannyworld.gomc.fun

Flawless Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blemish, blunder, criticism, critique, Defect, error, Fault, fault detection, fault finding, Find a flaw, flaw finding, FLAWLESS, imperfection, Issue, Minecraft, misstep, mistake, nitpicking, oversight, Problem, Server, slip-up, Weakness

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show, where the best-dressed llama wins a trip to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?)

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they’re a hoot!

I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

dickhead, frustrating individual, hate, i hate, irritating behavior, long tail tags: annoying person, Minecraft, smp, this dickhead

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Lost Election Minecraft Server

consequences, controversy, criticism, Defeat, Democracy, Downfall, election, fascist, Kristallnacht, leadership, Lost, mask off, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, trump

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even Trump couldn’t handle the intensity! This server is so wild that even the most powerful politicians can’t handle the heat. Join us for a chance to witness crazy events like Trump losing the election and throwing a tantrum like never before. We’ve got mobs crazier than his tweets and challenges that will make you question reality. So mask off and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible – even a fascist calling for a Kristallnacht!

The one… Minecraft SMP

assume, assumption, bullshit, COMEBACK, Fan, getting, GRAND, HATER, Like.., mad, Minecraft, Months, Npc, One, response, series, shitting, smp, spread, Trash

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Closed Beta Testing, collaboration event, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, Gray, Isolation Forest, lore material, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, Phantom Thief Artistry, PNC Resources, pre-register, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9810
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

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