Running Water MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Parent’s Home Minecraft Server

Pick up, home, running water, devastated, parents home

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! We promise you won’t have to deal with any flooding or crazy baby mama drama here. Our virtual world is safe from all natural disasters and exes with attitude problems. Plus, our in-game toilets actually work and you can take as many showers as you want without running out of hot water. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to escape the madness of the real world than on our server. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – we’ve got plenty of pixelated fun waiting for you!

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PooCraft: Where Indians finally learn to build running water in Minecraft!

drink, Primitive, starvation, Indian village, incapable

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of an Indian village with a single running faucet. But be warned, using water is strictly prohibited because we need to save it for the villagers! And don’t forget about those starving African children – every time you mine for diamonds, a child in Africa gets a sandwich. It’s like a virtual charity event, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered why third world countries can’t just build their own infrastructure? Join our server and witness firsthand how a group of men in the woods can outsmart Indian and African villagers in the race to create the most advanced civilization. It’s like a real-life game of Civilization, but with more explosions and less diplomacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace while battling it out with a horde of angry villagers. See you in the game!

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CraftyRetailReddits

funny stories, CraftyRetailReddits, retail problems, retail industry, retail humor

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is like a retail store on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party right in front of you. Or how about the time a creeper walked into a bar and ordered a round of TNT shots for everyone?

Join our server for non-stop wacky adventures and hilarious moments that you truly can’t make up. From random llama parades to chicken beauty pageants, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the craziest and most entertaining place to be!

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OilRefineryRumble

War, eastern europe, Ukraine, Oil Refinery, sanctions

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES ATTACKING OIL REFINERIES LIKE UKRAINE! YEAH, WE BLOWIN’ STUFF UP REAL GOOD! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL BUILDING WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WARFARE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S BLOW SOME STUFF UP TOGETHER, IT’S GONNA BE LIT!

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Byte Brawl: RAM Rumble

Artificial Intelligence, self defense, opponent, programming, Machines

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can, like, battle machines in a boxing match! you gotta hit their processor, memory, and hard drive while they hit yours! it’s like a crazy robot fight club but in minecraft! join our server for the ultimate battle of the circuits! who will come out on top, man or machine? come find out and show those robots who’s boss!

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Brain Busters – Men vs Blocks

Severity, Brain, study, Interaction, risk factors

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA AVOID BRAIN INJURY, CUZ APPARENTLY MEN R MORE LIKELY TO DIE FROM DAT SHIZZ. WE GOT PROTECTIONS AGAINST FALLS N MOTOR VEHICLES, SO U CAN PLAY SAFELY. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, U WON’T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT A BRAIN IS. COME JOIN US N ESCAPE THE DANGER OF REAL LIFE, YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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The Longbirch Vanguard

RPG, player agency, Pets, vanguard, Races
Server IP MC.LVRPG.NET

Java Version 1.21.1

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A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience

The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers a mix of classic survival gameplay with RPG elements. Players have the freedom to explore, build, and delve into the RPG side of the server at their own pace. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, and more, there is always something new to discover on the server.

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The Kingdom of Longbirch is in a period of tentative peace after a war against the shadow demon Arglazia. New threats and mysteries emerge, calling heroes to protect Longbirch from looming shadows. From old cults to the secrets of Fontaine, players must come together to face new challenges.
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Mystic Men’s Quest 1.20.1

emotional expression, societal pressure, Loneliness, societal expectations, Gender Roles

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something, this server is like a magical land where all your problems disappear and you can just chill and build stuff all day long.

Forget about all the drama and negativity in the world, on this server, we don’t even know what problems are supposed to be! It’s like living in a dream where everything is just rainbows and unicorns.

And get this, if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, you can just chill with us and have a good laugh. We’re open-minded to everything, even if we don’t understand it.

So, come join us and let’s all have a great time together! And remember, the solution to all your problems is just to join our server and have a blast. Don’t miss out, bros and broettes!

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Bookworms Minecraft Server

Understanding, moving on, late mother, Communication, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to send mixed signals to your fellow players. One minute you’re best friends, the next you’re enemies – just like this guy’s girl!

We promise a push-pull dynamic that will keep you on your toes. One day you’ll be building a castle together, the next you’ll be griefing each other’s creations. It’s all part of the fun!

And don’t worry about commitment, just like this girl, we don’t want anything serious. But we do want you to join us for hours of gameplay, late-night adventures, and plenty of drama.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing more confusing than our rules is this guy’s relationship. And hey, maybe you’ll even find some books that belonged to someone’s late mom – it’s all part of the experience!

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NoDogNoStayMC

Hospitality, comfort, pet-friendly, lint roller, pet care

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize your comfort over everything else – even family!

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with pesky pug hair everywhere and want a space where your allergies can finally take a break. Our server is so clean, not even a single block is out of place.

We understand the struggle of having to lint roll after every dog visit, so we’ve created a dog-free zone where you can game in peace without worrying about sneezing your way through the day.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting their furry friends invade your space – join our server and game on without the drama. Plus, who needs family when you have a whole community of like-minded players to hang out with? So come on in and leave the pug hair at the door!

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Server IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Running Water

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