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Parent’s Home Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! We promise you won’t have to deal with any flooding or crazy baby mama drama here. Our virtual world is safe from all natural disasters and exes with attitude problems. Plus, our in-game toilets actually work and you can take as many showers as you want without running out of hot water. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to escape the madness of the real world than on our server. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – we’ve got plenty of pixelated fun waiting for you! -
PooCraft: Where Indians finally learn to build running water in Minecraft!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!Join us and experience the madness of an Indian village with a single running faucet. But be warned, using water is strictly prohibited because we need to save it for the villagers! And don’t forget about those starving African children – every time you mine for diamonds, a child in Africa gets a sandwich. It’s like a virtual charity event, but with creepers and zombies!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered why third world countries can’t just build their own infrastructure? Join our server and witness firsthand how a group of men in the woods can outsmart Indian and African villagers in the race to create the most advanced civilization. It’s like a real-life game of Civilization, but with more explosions and less diplomacy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace while battling it out with a horde of angry villagers. See you in the game!
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Lunchtime Loners
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and just relax? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggle of trying to enjoy your lunch break in peace, which is why we guarantee zero interruptions while you’re crafting your next masterpiece.Join our server and experience the joy of building without the stress of coworkers tapping on your virtual shoulder. We promise that no one will barge into your virtual office while you’re trying to enjoy your virtual lunch break. And if they do, just lock the virtual door and ignore them like a pro.
Don’t let annoying coworkers ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server now and build to your heart’s content without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual lunches last for as long as you want them to – take that, hour and a half lunch takers! So come on over and escape the real world drama for some virtual relaxation.
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KidneyStoneRodeo Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old roller coasters? Want to give your kidney stone the ride of its life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual amusement park features the safest, bumpiest, and droppiest rides in all of Eastern Iowa. Join us and watch as your kidney stone gets a forceful yet safe nudge on our insane roller coaster! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? Join now and give that kidney stone the ride of a lifetime! -
Musk’s Money Mine Minecraft Server
yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the investors are all backing this record-breaking pay deal for Musk? like, who even knew Minecraft and Tesla had anything to do with each other, amirite?join this server and you’ll be mining with the big boys, building redstone contraptions that even Elon himself would be proud of. rumor has it that if you reach a certain level, Musk will personally come into the game and give you a virtual high five. how cool is that?
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun, the excitement, and the pure insanity of this Minecraft server where anything is possible, even getting paid like a boss by the man himself. let’s gooooo!
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XiNoSell2RusCraft
so, like, ukraine’s prez Zelenskyy was talking to China’s Xi, right? and Xi was all like, “bro, i ain’t sellin’ no weapons to russia.” and Zelenskyy was like, “dude, that’s so cool of you, thanks man.” so now ukraine can chillax knowing they ain’t gotta worry ’bout russia gettin’ any more weapons. join our server and be as chill as Xi, no weapon-selling drama here, just good vibes and blocky fun! -
MicroPlasticCraft
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MICROPLASTICS FOR DAYS, YO! U WANNA DIG UP SOME FOSSILS AND FIND PLASTIC BOTTLES INSTEAD? WELL, DIS DA SERVER FOR U, MY DUDE! WE GOT PLASTIC TREES, PLASTIC ANIMALS, PLASTIC EVERYTHING! COME ON IN AND EXPERIENCE A WORLD WHERE PLASTIC RULES AND NATURE DROOLS! TRUST ME, YOU AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE DIS BEFORE! #PLASTICFANTASTIC #MINECRAFTLOLZ -
Mitochondria Mayhem: Alzheimer’s Adventure
come join our epic minecraft server where microglia and mitochondria team up to fight off the evil alzheimer’s disease! build your own brain cells and defend against the zombie neurons trying to take over. with our special potions and power-ups, you’ll be unstoppable in the battle for brain supremacy. join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted brain helmet and become the ultimate neuro-warrior! -
50 shades of factions: PVP mayhem on a vanilla Minecraft server! Beware of the difficulty in Season 5!
5050 Factions Minecraft Server
Features Description /home and /sethome Removed to create more pvp/raid encounters (/faction home is still allowed) Safe zone spawns Trade and talk with other players, buy crops, ores and necessities from admin shops Plugin Medieval Factions for easy to learn, hard to conquer server Nether and End dimensions 50×50 chunks each Spawn builds Handmade by the owner Explosion durability system Ensures base doesn’t get raided easily Will you be able to conquer a low resources, almost claustrophobic world on the brink of server-wide war? Find out right now!
Discord: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Question Answer Is the server set on hard mode? Yes, the server is set on hard mode. How big is the map radius? The map radius is 50 chunks wide. Are /home and /sethome commands removed? Yes, those commands are removed to create more challenging gameplay. Can players trade at safe zone spawns? Yes, players can trade and interact with each other at safe zone spawns. Are there admin shops for buying necessities? Yes, players can buy crops, ores, and other necessities from admin shops.