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BoltCraft Minecraft Server

athlete, BoltCraft, child, comedy, funny, Funny Kid, hilarious, humor, Kid, Laughter, lmao, Minecraft, mistaken celebrity, mistaken for a celebrity, mistaken for Usain Bolt, mistaken identity, Running, running fast, Server, SPEED, sprinting, Usain Bolt, viral video

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we had a kid who thought he was Usain Bolt! That’s right, he was sprinting around the server like his life depended on it, dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Join us and see if you can outrun him in a hilarious game of tag!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang. These fearless chickens ride around on baby zombies, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our annual Ender Dragon fashion show. That’s right, we dress up the Ender Dragon in the most ridiculous outfits imaginable and strut our stuff down the runway. Who will win the coveted title of Best Dressed Dragon? Only one way to find out – join our server today and let the madness begin!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magic Items Found:	3608	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	506023	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
New Chunks Explored:	887076	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Void Gems Collected:	34
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	233	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!