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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2799 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2053 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Just like the OP’s husband, you never know what kind of unexpected chaos will unfold on our server. From running barefoot to urgent care visits, our players always keep things interesting.
Experience the thrill of putting out virtual fires and saving the day, all while dodging angry spouses and questionable decision-making skills. Who needs a fire department when you have a trusty fire extinguisher and a sense of humor?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a grease fire in the kitchen, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye on your baby and maybe invest in some flame-resistant armor.