Oh, honey, “Palsaut Pakesin” is not just a song, it’s the hottest Minecraft server in town! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks. Yes, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE BLOCKS! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – the server is run by a group of talking llamas who are experts in building epic roller coasters that will make you scream with delight (and maybe a little fear). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join “Palsaut Pakesin” and let the adventure begin!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server because we heard she has stuff out there! And by “stuff” we mean rare diamonds, enchanted gear, and maybe even a dragon or two. Who knows what you’ll find out there in the wild, wild world of our server!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of poultry power?
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mysterious Mushroom Island, where the mushrooms are as big as trees and the cows wear top hats. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on this strange and surreal island?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky Minecraft journey like no other. Just remember, she has stuff out there, and it’s up to you to find it!
Are you tired of dealing with rumors about marrying Ukrainian women and having strange children? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about any Ukrainian wife drama because we only have pixelated players who are too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to cause any trouble. Plus, our server is rumored to have magical powers that will turn your virtual children into adorable little blocky creatures that will bring joy to your Minecraft world.
So why waste time dealing with rumors when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of fun and adventure? Join now and say goodbye to Ukrainian wife drama forever!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!
Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of flying cows, or test your parkour skills by jumping from cloud to cloud while being chased by a pack of angry creepers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Miyazaki himself plays on our server and has built a secret castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join us and see if you can find his hidden treasure before the Ender Dragon swoops in and steals it all!
And as for Miyazaki getting misquoted, well, let’s just say that he’s been spending too much time in the Nether and the voices of the ghasts have been playing tricks on his mind. But hey, who needs accurate quotes when you have a server this crazy and fun?
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where Cover Corp decided to create a vtuber pairing between a hololive and a holostar. But wait, there’s more! Each character has an official boyfriend in their wiki bios – talk about scandalous!
Join our server for a chance to witness the drama unfold as players choose sides and defend their favorite vtubers. Will the female vtuber with the biggest backlash surprise you? Only one way to find out – join us now and immerse yourself in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers is the timeline! Join us as we navigate through crazy events like Iran threatening to attack in 48 hours. Who knows, maybe CERN changed the timeline again and this is all just a glitch in the matrix. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast building and surviving with us before the world potentially ends in 2 days. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some apocalyptic fun!
Come join our Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high! Rumor has it that one player is taking another to court over a virtual affair gone wrong. Will justice be served in the pixelated world? Find out by joining our server and witnessing the virtual courtroom showdown of the century! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now for a front-row seat to the chaos!
Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic tale of Galko-chan, who is not your average Minecraft player. She’s on a mission to become the most dangerous MILF in the game, and she needs your help to do it!
Explore a world filled with crazy adventures, where you’ll encounter giant spiders, explosive creepers, and maybe even a dragon or two. But don’t worry, Galko-chan has a secret weapon – her killer sense of humor!
Join her on quests to collect rare resources, build the most epic structures, and take down any enemies that stand in your way. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become a dangerous MILF yourself!
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to its clucking majesty. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also where the infamous serial masturbator found love and got married. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect place to find true love? So come join us and see if you can find your soulmate among the pixelated chaos.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and madness goes down! Join us if you want to witness massive nukes dropping from the sky, attend hilarious graduations where players receive their diplomas in pixelated form, and watch as the stock market in-game collapses faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. And don’t even get us started on the Niji antis – those guys are always up to no good, but they sure do make things interesting around here. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!
Rules!
1.Dont Hack Or DDOS
2.Baritone
3.Dont Harass Staff Or Other Players [YOU MAY BE MUTED OR BANNED]
4.Dont Hack Into OP Perms
5.We Dont Give OP Out
6.If You Have Been Hacked Please Ask Staff On Our Discord Server To Check Your Alts [THERES A POSSIBLE CHANCE THAT THE HACKER MAY OF NOT GONE ON A VPN]
BounceMC is a upcoming server network with dedicated players and a big discord. We always want to try to give our players the best experience possible by making the best possible user experience. BounceMC runs 24/7 we are always striving out of our way to be the best with our player base and all of the players that join, we would like you to be one! We have tons of gamemodes for you and others to enjoy we hope you like us and give us a drop by we would love it!
What we offer
-Survival (SMP)
-Creative
-MUCH MORE TO COMEE!
Here our economy is run off of both Drugs, AND Alcohol.
The Brewery Plugin offers over 12 different types of alcohol, plenty of recipes for beers and liquors to be distilled, aged or both. Then sold for a good chunk of change or consumed as a reward for your hard work.
We also offer Jobs, and MCMMO to keep you busy while your brew age, and give you nice little pay out.
KitPvp, Votifer, and Chest Shop, Voting crates as well as offering a massive in spawn shop.
Factions will control your territory, so be aware of others creeping into your Empire, and stay vigilant as PvP and raiding are enabled.
Visit redstoned.apexmc.co, and join us for a cold one!!
A 60k by 60k Pre-generated Survival world that will NEVER reset. You can see the overworld map at https://map.frostcast.network/
Join a Town or create one of your own! All towns that have a shop and 2-3 players will get a public warp to them.
Want to mix things up? We also have Creative Plots and SkyBlock! Don’t forget to join our Discord server, as people who link their MC accounts and Discord username will get a free rank!
Hope to see y’all soon! – Frostcast Revival Management
Crystallized Network is a None Pay to Win PVP network Server With a growing number of Custom and unique game modes
The Server is really new and has a good future with us being totally open to new and custom game modes we already have plans to release 2 new Custom and unique Gamemodes. We also do totally not focus on PVP game modes like skywars we try to make all players happy with plans to add building areas as the server grows
Gamemodes;
.Skywars – None Pay to win Kits. Balanced maps and kits
More Being Developed
We are an up and coming faction/PVP server. You’re thrown into a land and expected to find a faction, to call home. Once in this faction, you can begin to power up, to prepare for war. Come together as a team to be the top faction and rule them all!
We offer
– Loot crates
– Factions
– Player heads
– Economy
– Player parties
– Trails
– Mini games coming soon such as(Hunger games, Egg wars and Hide n Seek)
Play Survival together with your Bedrock and Java friends, available for all versions after 1.19+. A community of over 200,000 members on Discord that contains an incredible experience.