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Anthro Females Ruling Human Males SMP #1022

Ruling, fall from grace, Human Males, pet of furry general, DOMINATING

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where anthro females dominate human males in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop shenanigans and absurd storylines that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, our server is all about exploring the dynamic relationships between dominant women and submissive men. From chicken in the fox’s den to blind dates gone wrong, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and chaos.

But beware, we have strict rules in place to keep the trolls at bay. No ERP, no cuckold/NTR, and definitely no boring storylines allowed. Only the most outrageous and entertaining plots make the cut here.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get pretty wild around here.

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TaxCraft: Apple’s Bill Shock

multinational corporation, TaxCraft, apples, payment, bill

So, like, this server is like the Apple of all Minecraft servers, except we ain’t payin’ no taxes to no EU! We be makin’ our own rules and livin’ life on the edge, man. Join us if you wanna be part of the rebellion against the tax collectors of the virtual world. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Trust me, you ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s stick it to the man together!

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AmazonSlaughterPayback

Rainforest, reforestation, Protection, RESPONSIBILITY, slaughterhouses

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where a judge in brazil was all like, “yo, slaughterhouses gotta pay for amazon reforestation, bro.” like, can you even imagine that? so wild, right?

anyways, if you join this server, you’ll be helping save the amazon rainforest too. like, every block you mine is a tree planted in the amazon. it’s like, the most eco-friendly server ever, man.

plus, we got this mini-game where you gotta dodge falling cows from the sky. it’s like, raining cows, dude. so hilarious. you gotta join just for that, bro.

and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. like, so much bling, you won’t even know what to do with it all.

so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and be part of the craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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Blocktopia Minecraft Server

law, APPEAL, Server, decision, panel

so, like, this server is so lit that even the brazil supreme court is talking about it. they were all like, “yo, this server is so epic, we gotta block it nationwide to prevent too much fun.” but like, that just made everyone want to join even more, cuz who doesn’t love a little rebellion, amirite?

join this server for the ultimate thrill of defying the brazilian government and playing some sick minecraft with your homies. who needs the law when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay? come be a part of the most notorious server in all of minecraft history. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who can resist free cookies, am i right?

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BrazilCraft: X Suspended Supreme

Judiciary, law, suspension, Order, decision

so, like, the brazil supreme court was all like “hey, we gotta suspend X” and everyone was like “whaaaaat??” but then they were like “nah, it’s for the greater good, trust us” so now X is suspended and everyone is freaking out. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground dance party with herobrine as the DJ. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow sparkles. so come on over and leave all that brazil supreme court drama behind, let’s have some fun!

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NaziCraft Server: 99YearOldSecretary

99YearOldSecretary, former, world war II, germany, historical

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a 99-year-old former Nazi concentration camp secretary? Yeah, we didn’t think so either. But wait, there’s more! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft in a time machine back to World War II. Build your own secret bunker, hide from the enemy players, and try not to get caught by the secret police (aka the mods). Plus, every time you log in, you get a free swastika skin for your character. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience…or a court date.

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NaziNana99 Minecraft

Auschwitz, Minecraft, war criminal, elderly criminal, ex-Nazi

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that it’s run by a 99-year-old ex-nazi camp secretary. but get this, he’s not just any old secretary, he’s, like, a master builder in minecraft. he can create the most insane builds u’ve ever seen, like a giant swastika made out of diamonds or a concentration camp made out of bedrock.

u might be thinking, “why would i want to join a server run by a nazi?” well, let me tell u, this guy is, like, totally reformed. he’s seen the error of his ways and now he’s using his minecraft skills for good. he’s building schools and hospitals and even a theme park dedicated to world peace.

plus, if u join his server, u get, like, special perks. u can fly around the map on a magic carpet made out of golden apples or summon a zombie army to do ur bidding. and every month, there’s a pvp tournament where the winner gets a real-life hug from the ex-nazi himself.

so, like, if u want to join the most insane minecraft server ever and hang out with a reformed ex-nazi, then u gotta join this server. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast.

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River2Sea Minecraft Server

judicial system, controversial statement, political speech, legal case, Palestinian territories

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the German court is talking about it? Well, you’re in luck, cuz this server is about to blow your mind!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build from the river to the sea, just like in that court case everyone’s talking about. It’s like, the ultimate test of free speech, but in Minecraft form. How crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. You’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even summon a pet dragon to ride around on. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

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CraftySearchCrafters

GOOGLE, court decision, market power., tech giant, online search

so, like, u know how google is all like “i’m the king of the internet, bow down to me”? well, guess what? a US judge just dropped the hammer and said “nah, bro, u can’t be hogging all the search engine glory, that’s illegal af”. so now google is shooketh and everyone is like “what now, bro?”. but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our server is so lit that even google is jealous. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz why not? ignore the legal drama and let’s have some fun!

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GayCraft: No Love Allowed

civil rights, love, Ruling, discrimination, Social Issues

lol this server is so lit, it’s like the Ghana court upholding a law against gay sex but in Minecraft form. come join us and experience the thrill of fighting for your rights in a blocky world. we have epic battles, crazy builds, and even a secret underground gay club (shh don’t tell the authorities). join now and be a part of the revolution, or just come for the memes. either way, you won’t regret it!

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