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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 7376 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
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