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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8134 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8891 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
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