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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 8663 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Star Shards Collected: | 51 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 216 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).