| Server Name | SkyBlock Evolution |
|---|---|
| IP | Not provided |
| Version | Work in Progress |
| Player Count | Not specified |
| Features | Custom procedural generated world, custom tools and armor, beta testing phase, looking for staff and builders |
SkyBlock Evolution is a work-in-progress server aiming to bring a unique version of the popular SkyBlock game mode.
Currently, the server is in development and looking for beta testers. You can also join the Discord server to stay updated on development and opportunities to contribute.
Yes, the server is fully custom developed from scratch, allowing for a unique gameplay experience.
Visit the official website at https://skyblockevolution.net/ and join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/7NbqRP6x
| Server Information | |
|---|---|
| Server Name | Simply Vanilla |
| Server Type | Anarchy |
| Rules | No hacking/duping allowed |
| World Borders | Vanilla |
| Nether Roof Access | Yes |
| IP Address | simplyvanilla.net |
We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. Join our server to experience anarchy gameplay without hacking!
Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website: https://simplyvanilla.net
10 TB+
Watch a video on what escaping spawn looks like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE
Can you do better? Join Today! Escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!
Q: Can I hack on the server? A: No, hacking is not allowed on our server. Players found hacking will be banned.
Q: Is duping allowed? A: No, duping is also not allowed on our server. Players caught duping will be punished.
Q: How do I escape spawn? A: You can watch the video provided in the server information section to see how to escape spawn. It involves strategizing and moving quickly!
Welcome, cosmic traveler of the pixelated dimension! You’re on the brink of discovering the most *horrifyingly miraculous* Minecraft server of all time—where the blocks breathe and the creepers whisper secrets you never wanted to know! Prepare for an experience that will warp your mind and rejuvenate your existential dread… or is it the other way around? Only those who dare will understand this *greatest* or *worst* creation to ever grace the interwebz!
| Feature | Insane Description |
|---|---|
| Quantum Creepers | They don’t just explode, they implode reality! Tread carefully… or don’t. It’s all a simulation! |
| Infinite Water Supply | Water flows uphill. Only state-sponsored hydrations are accepted by the Galactic Federation of Cubes. |
| Blind Bats | These creatures can smell your fears! Why can’t they fly? WHO KNOWS! |
| Alternate Dimension Mining | You’ll mine full blocks of nothingness! Watch as they transform into existential crises – don’t blink! |
| Endless Day-Night Cycle | Time is a flat circle, and so is your grasp on reality. Surf the perpetual twilight! |
| Villager Revolts | They’re taking control now. Become their overlord or be overthrown – choices mean nothing! |
Q: How do I join?
A: To join, simply close your eyes real tight and wish upon a star… but not *that* star! It’s watching you!
Q: What plugins do you use?
A: In a way, the server itself is a plugin for your mind. Plugins are merely a construct of societal expectations!
Q: Is there a community?
A: Community? Who said community? It’s all a grand illusion, a mirage… or is it? Are you really feeling connected?
“Divegrass Team: the water might flow, but sanity sure won’t!”
“Dedicated to the discussion of Vtubers and their sinister agendas!”
“Other Threads of interest might lead you down a rabbit hole of cosmic despair!”
Join us, the wandering souls of detached reality, where the blocks speak and the chickens define physics! This server is where cats and creepers rule, and logic is just an option in the menu! If you ever wanted to mine with a rubber chicken, here’s your opportunity!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Invisible Creepers | They explode before you can see them! Surprise parties remain fun! |
| Bedrock Monsters | Falling through the floor has never been cringier, enjoy gameplay! |
| Rainbow Lava | Prepare your eyes! Your crewmates will be melted with fabulousness! |
| Time-Travel Trading | Trade your soul for a cookie from 1985. Nostalgia in every bite! |
| Meatfall Towers | Climbing to the top rewards with delicious beef rain. Vegetarian players beware! |
| Unreliable Weather | One minute it’s sunny, the next it’s a blizzard of angry chickens! |
“My dog enjoys the pixelated grass. Five out of five stars!” — A Confused Pupper
“Sometimes the cows talk back… it’s a bit unsettling.” — Captain Definitely Not Insane
“I built a house out of fish. Nothing else matters.” — Jolly Fish Architect
Warning: If you hear a moss block chanting at midnight, keep your Golden Apples close. They might help you understand the cosmic balance—or just give you indigestion!
To play or not to play, that is the question. But if you don’t play, be prepared for the consequences—like losing the ability to taste pizza until you log back in! Embrace the chaos, feed the ducks, and remember: the Ender Dragon listens to your secrets!
Welcome, weary traveler! Step into the chaotic realm of Minecraft, where realities bend and logic is but a fleeting illusion. Here, in the mystical lands of Craftopia, we delve deep into the heart of the human condition, navigating the unholy union of affection and financial ruin. Within our pixelated walls, echoes of unexpected companionship resound—an ever-evolving narrative consumers don’t quite grasp yet desperately crave.
Gather ‘round! In this enchanted realm, experience the art of support and unspeakable tension. Here are some insider mechanics that ebb and flow like the passion in a long-lost romance:
| Feature Name | Wonder/Chaos Ratio | Side Effects |
|---|---|---|
| Financial Crisis Quest | 95% | Potential existential dread |
| Art Manifestation | 50% | Requires a touch of insanity |
| Deficit of Affection | 200% | May cause warm fuzzies to whirl into oblivion |
Here, your journey may lead to heartfelt controversies! As you travel these lands, ponder the deep and dark legends that haunt our fabric:
Q: Can I truly escape the void? A: Escape? That’s but an illusion!
Q: Isn’t this just another server? A: Only if you ignore the lurking shadows of despair!
Rumor has it this server was banned in 12 countries—but hush! We won’t reveal why. Drift along the strands of conspiracy and question if it’s mere absurdity or if they fear the truth hidden beneath our blocks!
"I came for the survival but stayed for the chaos. It’s like therapy—minus the solutions!" — A Lost Player 🧙♂️
"Ever tried crafting amidst neglect? Highly educational!" — A Warriors of Woe 🙈
Dare you unlock the Mysteries of the Affectionless? Hidden chests contain decodable emotions, and cursed relics of past desires. Adopt the garb of the Pet Whisperer, unraveling the lost affection of pixelated creatures.
To plunge into Craftopia is to embrace the unpredictable! Leave your reservations at the door, grab a block of chaos, and forge your destiny. Your presence is crucial to transcend the banality of responsibility. Only the brave or the utterly absurd will thrive! Will you rise to the occasion or be swept away by the tides of disconnect?
Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP this side of the digital universe, where all your wildest pixelated dreams come true! 🥳✨ Here’s why you absolutely MUST join us, even if your pet goldfish just got divorced (and trust me, that’s a big deal in the fish community).
Enderman Dating Service: Ever wanted to date an Enderman? Well, you can’t, but you can watch others try! We’ve set up a whole matchmaking service for players who think they can date that tall, dark, and mysterious guy with the purple eyes! Watch as they teleport away before you can even say “I’m not a human snack!” 😂
The Drama Llama Tribe: Forget about your boring lives and join the Llama Tribe where we scream at clouds and throw carrots at each other for fun. You’ll get a fancy llama costume (it’s made of 100% recycled dirt, very eco-friendly!) and hear thousands of thrilling tales about the llama who once beat the Ender Dragon in a staring contest. No one believed it happened, but we all totally saw it, right? 😱🐕
Creeper Karaoke Night: We’re throwing a weekly event where you can sing your heart out (and get blown to smithereens by a creeper, but that’s part of the fun!). Ever heard a creeper sing “I Will Survive”? Let me tell you, it’s like fireworks for your ears! Boom! 💣 🎤 You’ll definitely want to join us for the chaos and awkward pauses!
Epic Balloon Animal Wars: Every Sunday, we craft majestic balloon animals (like a life-sized Steve balloon) and then, uh, we kind of… uh.. battle them. NOBODY knows why but last week five players got stuck in a rising hot air balloon that was made from a giant wolf. Trust me, you’ll want to be here when the skies turn red and we launch attacks with rubber chickens!
"They’re Just a Friend" Cult: Join our secret club where we constantly argue about whether the cute villager with the glasses is just a friend or if there’s something else brewing. Rumor has it, players have spent HOURS dissecting the villager’s emotions. One guy even tried to propose with a diamond pickaxe. Spoiler: it didn’t go well. 😂💔
If any of this sounds bonkers and chaotic (that’s because it IS!), then you’re exactly who we want! Join us in defying the laws of reality, crafting broken friendships, and raising mini zombies together! Who knows, you might just find love…or a strangely charming Enderman. 🤷♂️💕
So grab your pickaxe and let the madness begin! This server ain’t gonna join itself, right? Come on down and be a part of the most ridiculous tales ever spun in pixels! 🥴💚
🌟 Welcome to the most batty Minecraft server you’ve ever heard of! 🌟
🔥 Ever wondered what kind of death could send chills down your pixelated spine? Well, prepare yourself for a menagerie of madness, because joining us means you’ll face death in ways you never dreamed possible!
🔮 Join our server and experience:
Zombie Disco Parties: Why just fight the undead when you can dance with them? Our zombies are known to drop glowsticks instead of rotten flesh! Risk the ultimate demise of your dignity as you try to escape the grooving horde while they bust out the latest dance moves. Pro tip: they’re terrible dancers, which is why they’re undead!
Creepers with Attitude: Our creepers don’t just explode; they have feelings! They’ll start a therapy session right before they blow up your meticulously built mansion. “Why did you build so many torches, huh? What are you trying to hide?” Prepare for an existential crisis followed by kaboom!
Endermen Fashion Week: This weirdly fashionable server features Endermen strutting their stuff down the blocky runways! Snap a selfie with them, but beware: they might steal your best accessory… or worse, your enchanted diamond sword. Talk about high-fashion thievery!
Nether Wormhole Rollercoaster: Forget speedrunning; we’ve installed a rollercoaster that takes you on a joyride through the Nether! Bask in the glow of lava waterfalls and dodge ghasts that shoot fireballs, all while screaming "I should have just stayed in the Overworld!" You won’t just risk your life; you’ll risk your lunch too!
Mysterious Vending Machines: These aren’t your average snack machines! They might spit out cookies, or they might summon an army of flying pigs! Experience the thrill of gambling for goodies and the terror of a pork-rific takeover every time you put in a diamond!
The Great Lava Lake Slip ‘n Slide: Why take a casual stroll through the Nether when you can slide face-first into a lava pit? Our Slip ‘n Slide is only for the brave… or the foolish. Splashing around might give you an unquenchable thirst for lava-infused hot chocolate—just be careful not to roast your biscuits!
🎉 So, come join us! Because why settle for a normal blocky life when you can face bizarre deaths, funky monsters, and trade with lunatic villagers? Hop on this wild ride, and let’s redefine what death means in Minecraft! Who needs fear, when you’ve got fun?!
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