ruining her life Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PhonelessPrincess

AppleCare., Behavior, Camera, clumsy, complaining, DAUGHTER, Deal, electronics, gaming pc, insurance, ipad, iPhone 13 pro, Phone, PhonelessPrincess, punishment, redmi note 11, refusing to buy, ruining her life, Slow, smartphones

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Enchantments Applied:	121
Astral Projections Made:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the clumsiest players can thrive! Join us and experience the ultimate adventure of trying to keep your virtual gadgets intact while building your dream world.

📱 Worried about breaking your phone like the daughter in this story? Don’t fret! On our server, your virtual devices are indestructible, no matter how many times you drop them off a cliff or into a lava pit.

💸 Save your money for in-game upgrades and expansions instead of constantly replacing broken electronics. Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear?

🤪 Join us now and show your daughter that breaking phones is so last year – on our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks! Trust us, she’ll thank you for it…eventually. 😉 #MinecraftLifeLessons

Tavern with a Cavern: Vanilla hermitcraft-like mischief and chill vibes

age range, Application Process, armour stand mod, Cavern, Chill, Community, Datapacks, dedicated players, Discord, Friday opening, hermitcraft, Hermitcraftlike, Java Version, long-term server, Mature Players, Mischief, Mob Heads, Plugins, rules, simple voice chat, smp, TAVERN, Vanilla, VIBES

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9103
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.com/invite/MXSVdcXxSs
Version	1.21
Datapacks/plugins	Simple VC, Armour Stand mod, mob heads and many more
Version	Java

We’re looking for dedicated long-term and mature players. Our community is mostly in the 15-22 age range. We have just started, but we have a bunch of players already. The server will open this Friday. There is an application process if you wish to play on the server. We don’t have strict rules, but just don’t be a dick.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What age range is the community?	Mostly 15-22
When does the server open?	This Friday
Is there an application process to play on the server?	Yes
Are there strict rules on the server?	No, just don’t be a dick

AquaCraft Minecraft Server

Aqua, Aqua gaming, Aqua management, Aqua quit, Aqua streaming, AquaCraft, Chinese gacha, Chinese Games, contract, Gaming, hololive, Hololive news, hoyoverse, HoYoverse contract, Insider, Management, Minecraft, MONEY, Server, streaming, virtual youtuber, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	New Chunks Explored:	567482
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the virtual world collides with the real world in the most hilarious way possible! We’ve got all your favorite Hololive VTubers streaming once a week, but with a twist – they have to play Chinese gacha games from HoYoverse!

Watch Aqua try to escape playing these games, only to be chased down by the management who forces her to join in on the fun. Will she survive the insanity of gacha madness? Join our server to find out!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where you can challenge your favorite VTubers to a build-off or a PvP battle. Can you defeat Korone in a redstone challenge? Can you outbuild Gura in a castle competition? Only one way to find out – join our server now and become part of the wackiest virtual world ever created!

Hatecraft SMP: LOLz

Community, desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, HateCraft, ihatemyself, io, ipaddress, lolz, longtailtags, meganz, neverrushintothecrush, posscraft, posshouse, posshousesteam, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They couldn’t believe their eyes! And that’s not even the best part – our server has a secret underground disco where players can party like it’s 1999.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Join us now and embark on the wackiest Minecraft journey of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WeddingBlocker2021

anniversary, Birthday, brother, CAR, celebration, decision, Disappointment, family, getaway, grandkids, Kids, Midwest, MONEY, Pacific Northwest, parents, relationship, Save the Date, selfish, Siblings, Wedding, WeddingBlocker2021

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is turned into epic adventures! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can make your own decisions without any judgment from your in-laws.

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped for not attending family events? Well, on our server, you can spend your hard-earned money on virtual items for your kids instead of wasting it on a wedding you have no interest in attending. Plus, you can go on weekend getaways without anyone knowing – except for your kids, of course!

Join us and show off your building skills while avoiding awkward family gatherings. Who needs a wedding when you can build a virtual palace for your kids instead? Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for choosing virtual adventures over family drama. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can be the hero of your own story!

BelievinGodMC SMP

belief in God, BelievinGodMC, divine intervention, divine presence, existential questions, FAITH, faith in the unknown, faith in the unseen, higher being, Higher power, Personal experiences, philosophical reasoning, Religion, religious conviction, religious faith, religious upbringing, smp, Spiritual beliefs, spiritual connection, spiritual experiences, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the power of Notch guide you to epic loot and hilarious shenanigans! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, with diamond ore blocks that sing sweet melodies and creepers that do the cha-cha before exploding.

We have a secret underground cult dedicated to worshiping the almighty pigman, who grants us enchanted gear and golden apples in exchange for sacrifices of bacon. Our PvP arena is a battleground where players fight using only fishing rods and buckets of lava, with the winner earning the title of Supreme Chicken Nugget.

So why believe in god when you can believe in the power of our insane Minecraft SMP? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyGoals

achievement, CraftyGoals, determination, Focus, goal achievement, goal planning, goal setting strategies, goal setting techniques, goal setting tips, goal tracking, goal-setting, growth mindset., Long-term goals, motivation, perseverance, personal development, progress, self improvement, short term goals, Smart goals, success

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old goals? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Our goal is to build a giant statue of a potato made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft universe, of course! Join us on this epic quest and become a spud-tacular legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WestBankWarzone Minecraft Server

aggression, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deadly assault, gaza, international relations, Israel, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unrest, violence, War, West Bank, WestBankWarzone

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Animals Bred:	162	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Potions Brewed:	82	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we unleash deadly assaults on the West Bank…in the game, of course! it’s a war for EVERYTHING, like diamonds, emeralds, and even the last piece of cake in the fridge. we got crazy battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next attack on the creepers. join us if you dare, and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

CraftySlavBloc

advice, Alliance, Belarus, Conflict, cooperation, CraftySlavBloc, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, military support, nato, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Belarusian leader is like, “I need to turn away from Russia and fight with Ukraine in Minecraft”? Like, what even is happening in this server, man? Join us and be a part of this wild political drama in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next president of Minecraftia or something. So come on, join us and let’s make some history together, or at least some hilarious memes.

BryoCraft: Evolutionary Fun!

Biodiversity, BryoCraft, bryozoans, environmental factors, Evolution, evolutionary, evolutionary biology, evolutionary history, evolutionary patterns, fossil record, fossil-based models, Fun, genetic variation, long time intervals, marine ecology, marine invertebrates, morphological changes, natural selection, Paleontology, process of change, shorter-term changes, Species adaptation, Traits

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

come join our minecraft server, where the marine invertebrates called bryozoans are the rulers of the land! they have been evolving for centuries, matching up their traits with shorter-term changes like pros. our server is like a fossil-based model of evolution, capturing the process of change over long time intervals. it’s like a science class but with blocks and creepers. so come on and join us for a wild ride through evolution…minecraft style!

The Dominion: Where you can roleplay as a potato wielding custom spatulas from 1.18 to 1.21!

1.18 – 1.21, Adventure, Bosses, Builders, community-driven, CONSTANT EVOLUTION, Custom, Custom Items, Dominion, DUNGEONEER, Dungeons, evolving content, exclusive loot, Factions, guild, hybrid realm, Leveling system, Minecraft, mmorpg, Potato, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, smp, spatulas, Survival, wielding

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crops Grown:	9252
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Void Armor Forged:	26
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Votes:	2840

Welcome to The Dominion

IP: play.thedominion.us
Alternate IP: thedominion.us

Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion (est. 2013)!

DUNGEONS: Conquer hand-crafted challenges, unveiling your dungeoneering prowess for exclusive loot and glory!
WORLDS: Dive into a hybrid realm – an SMP haven for builders or a bespoke RPG world of dungeons and dangers!
CUSTOMIZATION: Elevate your gameplay with unique items, bosses, and a leveling system tailored for immersive experiences.
COMMUNITY DRIVEN: Crafted by a passionate, small team; we welcome all to aid in improving our server.
CONSTANT EVOLUTION: Your feedback shapes the server as we unveil fresh content.

ARE YOU A DUNGEONEER? Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

Links:

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/YeKdZZv
Map: http://map.thedominion.us:8123/

Rules:

Rule	Description
Inappropriate messages	Racism, profanity, sexual references, etc. are not allowed
Bug abuse	Using obviously unintended features is not allowed
Macroing	Autoclickers and passive-play are not allowed
Visiting under construction	Requires staff permission
Scamming	Any form of scamming is against the rules
Griefing and stealing	Not allowed, contact Admin for rollback
Killing in player’s home	Not allowed, defined by structure ownership

Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

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