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  • SolarionSMP: Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera! Join our java-tastic adult community today!

    SolarionSMP: Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera! Join our java-tastic adult community today!
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 9111
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 6

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    Welcome to Solarion SMP

    About Us
    We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members. We also just started a new season!
    Our Vision
    Here at Solarion, we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include:
    ˚.⁀➷ Drop Heads – Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads.
    ˚.⁀➷ SinglePlayerSleep – Allows you to sleep in a bed just how you can in singleplayer.
    ˚.⁀➷ Armor Stand Tools – Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands and more!
    ˚.⁀➷ DiscordSRV – Allows you to connect and interact with players in-game from Discord!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    What is Solarion SMP? Solarion SMP is a whitelisted Survival Multiplayer server inspired by the Hermitcraft community. We aim to provide an inclusive environment for players to enjoy.
    What version of Minecraft does Solarion SMP run on? We operate on Java 1.20.4
    What is the application process like? The application process involves familiarizing yourself with our rules, providing insights into your motivations for joining, and joining our Discord for application submission.

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  • Titcow’s Dream Minecraft Server

    Titcow’s Dream Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 1793
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Votes: 3704 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

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    Are you tired of not being able to tittyfuck a white titcow in real life? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild adventure where you can live out all your titcow tittyfucking fantasies in a safe and virtual environment. Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous opportunity to fulfill your wildest dreams!

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  • Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 3913
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Towns Built: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your virtual life! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes.

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all experts in building pixelated statues of themselves. Want to ride a pig into battle? No problem! Our server has flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a bacon-powered superhero!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the bling bling you’ll have with those babies!

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of craziness, laughter, and diamond chickens. You won’t regret it!

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 7718
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Star Shards Collected: 115
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

    Join us and experience the drama of a lifetime, just like the OP’s mom dealing with the tattoo dilemma. Will she finally get that tattoo of Matty at his wedding? Find out on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between Becky and Matty as their wedding plans go up in flames. Will they make it down the aisle or will it all go down in flames? Only on our server!

    And don’t forget about the wild party that Becky is throwing instead of a wedding. It’s going to be a rager and you’re invited! Who needs a wedding when you can have a party, are we right?

    So come join our server and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even make a new friend like OP did with Becky. Just remember, drama is guaranteed on our server!

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  • NephewNoobZone

    NephewNoobZone
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 6530
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s nephew? Look no further! Join our server for a truly twisted gaming experience.

    Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a little bit of chaos and mystery. Just like how you can’t quite put your finger on what’s up with your wife’s nephew, you’ll never quite know what to expect on our server.

    From strange interactions with other players to mind-boggling manipulations, our server will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we’ve got security cameras in place to catch all the crazy moments for your viewing pleasure.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your wife’s nephew’s behavior, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some family secrets along the way.

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  • CraftyPride Minecraft Server

    CraftyPride Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 2267
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for adventure and shenanigans!

    Join us and you can proudly say you have ridden a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of diamonds! Or maybe you’ll boast about the time you built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for that)!

    So come on, join us and make memories that will have your fellow Minecrafters scratching their heads in disbelief!

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  • BlockyBlunders: Job Interview Fails

    BlockyBlunders: Job Interview Fails
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 9061
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Runes Activated: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Enchantments Applied: 226
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

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    Have you ever accidentally turned your potential employer into a chicken in the middle of a job interview? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, that kind of chaos is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride where the only requirement for success is a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the unexpected. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a castle with a group of sentient llamas or engaging in a heated dance-off with a group of creepers. So if you’re ready to laugh your way to victory, come join us on our server and let the hilarity ensue!

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  • TurdQuestMC

    TurdQuestMC
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 1198
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41

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    lol this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously you gotta join cuz we have a secret turd collection mini game where you gotta pick up over ten thousand turds just like a dog owner hahahaha. but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet rock breeding program where you can create your own army of indestructible rock minions to do your bidding. and if that’s not enough, we have a hidden underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons get down and boogie all night long. so come join us and experience the madness, you won’t regret it!

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  • EpicFailCraft

    EpicFailCraft
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 2983
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 51 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45

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    u know what u need when u fail? a minecraft server that will make u feel like a champion even when u suck at the game. come join our server where we give u magical powers to never fail again. we got unicorns flying around giving u good luck, we got diamonds raining from the sky, we got creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing u up. join now and feel like a winner, even if u keep falling in lava.

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  • Hideout SMP

    Hideout SMP
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 5119
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Divine Spears Created: 16
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 901
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

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    Welcome to Hideout SMP! – the ultimate Minecraft 1.20.4 server for those who want a perfect mix of Survival multiplayer and minigames. Connect with us via the IP play.hideoutsmp.net and dive into a world full of adventure and fun!

    Main features of our server:

    Survival Multiplayer (SMP)

      Community and collaboration:Experience the true SMP feeling in an active and friendly Community. Build, survive and explore together with other players. Economic system:Trade, buy and sell! Use our sophisticated Economic system to increase your wealth and rare itemsto grab. Protection system: With With our land claiming plugin you can protect your area from griefingand make sure your buildings are safe. Events and Challenges: Take part in regular events and challenges to win great prizes and compete with other players.

    Minigames

      BedWars:Prove your tactical skills and work with your team, to destroy the opponents’ beds and be the last team left TNT Run: Show your speed and Endurance by running on disappearing blocks and trying to last player standing. Lobby Parkours: Test your jumping skills and navigate our challenging parkour courses to achieve the best time. KitPvP (coming soon): Prepare for intense PvP battles coming soon to our server.

    Plugins and customizations

      Essentials: All basic functions that enrich and improve the gaming experience.CraftBook: Use advanced mechanics and automation to optimize your buildings and machinesClansLite:Join forces with friends to form clans and work as a team to to overcome challenges together and increase your influence enlarge.HeadDrop: Secure the heads of your defeated opponents as trophies and proudly display your successes in your base.Lasso: Catch and transport animals easily and efficiently to expand your farms and enclosures.GrimAC: Enjoy a safe and fair gaming experience thanks to our advanced anti-cheat system.

    Why Hideout SMP?Hideout SMPoffers a balanced mix of survival gameplay and Minigame action to ensure you always have something exciting to With a friendly community, regular events and a stable server environment, which is supported by carefully selected plugins supported, we offer you the ultimate Minecraft experience.Come join our growing community. Your adventures await you at Hideout SMP! Connect now at play.hideoutsmp.net.

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