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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 2036 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 819691 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted weapons, and a giant lava monster who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Plus, every player gets their very own pet dragon to ride around on and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.
So say goodbye to those boring, ruined video games and come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to Solitaire).