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XmasRuiner Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Enchantments Applied:	141	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	110	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

So like, this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear! Like, we have this crazy storyline where Santa Claus got stuck in a chimney and couldn’t deliver any presents, so now all the Minecraft mobs are running around stealing everyone’s gifts! It’s chaos, I tell ya!

But don’t worry, because we have a secret weapon to save Christmas – a team of elite Minecraft players who are on a mission to defeat the mobs and rescue Santa! And guess what? You can be part of this epic adventure too! Just join our SMP and help us save Christmas before it’s too late!

Plus, we have the most lit events and minigames you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’re talking about a parkour course made entirely of candy canes, a snowball fight arena where you can pelt your friends with snowballs, and even a secret Santa gift exchange where you can give your fellow players the weirdest gifts you can find!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be part of the craziest Christmas adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BabyFaceCraft

BabyfaceCraft, Development, faces, Improvement, INFANTS, infants age, infants bonding, infants cognitive development, infants development, infants emotional development, infants faces, infants growth, infants milestones, infants milestones development, infants mother, infants perception, infants senses, infants sensory development, mother’s odor, Perception

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where infants can level up their face perception skills while smelling their mother’s odor! between 4 and 12 months is the prime time to join and level up your baby brain. become the ultimate baby face recognizer and dominate the server with your superior sniffing skills. join now for a whiff-tastic time!

KurdCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, cultural identity, Ethnic Minorities, geopolitical issues, global politics, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, KurdCraft, Kurdish autonomy, kurdish independence, kurdish nationalism, kurdish referendum, kurdish rights, kurdish struggle, Middle East politics, Minecraft, minority rights, peace negotiations, regional stability, self-determination, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, support kurdistan

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1051	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Farms Harvested:	589
Secret Passages Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you a fan of building pixelated pyramids in the name of Kurdistan? Do you dream of riding into battle on a llama while waving the Kurdish flag high? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and help us create a virtual Kurdistan where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Fight off creepers in the name of Kurdish independence and build a virtual nation that would make even the most seasoned Minecraft player say, “Wait, what?”. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey to create the most pixelated Kurdistan the world has ever seen!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Ores Mined:	3696	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

BabyBlockin’AITAH

AITAH, baby, BabyBlockinAITAH, Boundaries, Childbirth, Contact, decision, family, Fil, first birthday, Help, labour, Midwives, not letting sil in room, pain management, Party, relationship, Respect, sister, Support, wife giving birth

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Towns Built:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries and respects your decisions? Look no further! Our server is like that cool aunt who knows when to give you space and when to join in on the fun. Just like how this nurse sister should have respected her sister’s wishes during childbirth, we respect your wishes in-game too!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that knows the importance of consent. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a wild ride!

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And hey, if you see the nurse sister around, tell her she’s missing out on the best Minecraft server in town!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

BabyBlock, birth control options, career focus, changing societal norms, child care costs, cultural expectations, delayed marriage, environmental concerns, fear of commitment, fertility concerns, financial constraints, lack of support systems, lifestyle choices, mental health issues, Minecraft, overpopulation fears, parenting responsibilities, personal fulfillment, relationship instability, reluctance to have children, Server, societal pressure, work-life balance

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of your kids hogging all the diamonds in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because our server has a strict “no kids allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build that epic castle without little Timmy stealing all your resources.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly creature that gives out free enchanted gear to all new players. Plus, our Nether is filled with friendly zombie pigmen who will trade you rare items for just a few blocks of dirt.

So why are people becoming reluctant to have children? Because they know that once they join our server, they’ll never want to leave! Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had.

CraftyDisasterLand

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Are you tired of boring old countries with nothing but dirt and grass? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the worst country you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because our country is so terrible, it’s actually amazing.

Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!

Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.

But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.

DeathTrapCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

So, like, u know how Africa is like a big ol’ continent with lotsa stuff happenin’? Well, in this one part called the ‘triangle of death’, there’s like, a bunch of kidnappings goin’ on. But like, don’t worry, cuz on our Minecraft server, there’s like, no kidnappings happenin’! It’s like, a safe haven for all you blocky adventurers out there.

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away, tryna find some diamonds, when suddenly, a wild creeper appears! But like, don’t fret, cuz on our server, you can like, tame the creepers and ride ’em around like a boss. It’s like, the ultimate power move.

And like, if you’re into building stuff, we gotchu covered. You can like, build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most extreme ride ever, dude.

So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a place to chill, build, and have a good time without worryin’ about kidnappings, then like, join our Minecraft server today! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me.

CraftyColumbo

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Votes:	7829
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like the whole world is on fire? well, you gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it!

first off, our spawn point is a giant diamond castle with unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out of their butts. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with more explosions! and speaking of explosions, we have this thing called the TNT Olympics, where you gotta run through a maze of TNT and try not to blow yourself up. it’s like the hunger games, but with more boom!

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode in your face (most of the time). it’s like a zoo, but with more death!

but the best part of our server is the secret underground disco party. you gotta find the hidden entrance and dance your heart out to some sick beats. it’s like clubbing, but with more pickaxes!

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). just remember, the entire premise of Columbo depended on suspects not lawyering up. wait, what does that even mean? just join the server already!

ImpulseCraft: Deontological Dilemmas

Behavior, clinical psychopaths, cognitive processes, Decision making, Deontological, deontological choices, dilemmas, direct harm, emotional responses, Ethics, high impulsivity, high-emotion scenarios, ImpulseCraft, impulsiveness, mental health, morality, optimal outcomes, personality disorders, Psychology, research, risk assessment, social psychology

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8556
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

So like, this server is like totally perfect for all you crazies out there who wanna play Minecraft but also have a touch of psychopathy and impulsivity. We got all the deontological choices you could ever want, avoiding direct harm like it’s our job. Plus, we’re all about those high-emotion scenarios, so get ready to make some wild decisions that make absolutely no sense but are still super fun. Join us if you’re ready to embrace your inner crazy and have a blast in the process!

Flare SMP: Where creepers are more well-mannered than the players!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	206	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Potions Brewed:	181
Runes Activated:	0	Ores Mined:	3819
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name
Founded	April 14, 2023
Founder	Antimony_Sb
Features	Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the primary language used in the server?

The primary language used in the server is English, with server leadership and some players from Germany.

What sets this server apart from Vanilla Minecraft?

Some of the divergences from classic Vanilla gameplay include Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO with new skills, GSit for sitting, custom FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more minor additions.

Is there a summer event coming up?

Yes, the summer event will start soon with great content and rewards for players.

Is there a second server being developed?

Yes, a second server named “Flare Adventures” is in development, offering a classic MMORPG player experience inspired by WoW, Elden Ring, and other major influences.