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PandemicPocalypse Minecraft Server

2020 pandemic, Minecraft, PandemicPocalypse, ruined birthdays, ruined businesses, ruined celebrations, ruined concerts, ruined economy, ruined education, ruined events, ruined festivals, ruined holidays, ruined jobs, ruined mental health, ruined plans, ruined relationships, ruined restaurants, ruined routines, ruined social gatherings, ruined sports, ruined travel, ruined weddings, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	23641
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of the 2020 pandemic ruining all your plans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape to a world where pandemics don’t exist and the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have creeper insurance)!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to flex on the other players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, including enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (because who needs real food when you have virtual cookies, am I right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend.

DuctCraft: The WD-40 Experience

adhesive, diy, duct tape, DuctCraft, Durable, emergency, Experience, Fix it, handyman, home improvement, Household, industrial-grade, lubricant, maintenance, MultiPurpose, quick fix, Repair, spectrum, temporary solution, Tools, Versatile, WD-40, WD40

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2918
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Votes:	3996
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, then look no further! We got more craziness than a llama on roller skates!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing creepers wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on this server, creepers have class, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our diamond pickaxes have been replaced with rubber chickens that squawk every time you mine a block. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the villagers bust a move to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music? Yeah, it’s lit.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? That’s right, nowhere! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness!

LandSaverCraft

Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation priorities, conservation sites, conservation study, Earth’s biodiversity, Endangered species, Environmental Protection, extinction prevention, global conservation, land conservation, LandSaverCraft, prioritizing conservation, Protecting Earth’s land, species conservation, species extinction, species preservation, threatened species, unique species

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	2193	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

yo, u ever wanted to save the planet while playing minecraft? well, dis server is da place for u! we got 16,825 sites around da world where u can protect endangered species by building epic habitats for dem in minecraft! join us and be a hero for da animals, cuz let’s be real, who needs real conservation when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and save da planet, one block at a time!

ripMC

battle, Creative, Discord, Events, Gyms, Minecraft, minecraft 1.16.5, Mini Games, Pixelmon, pixelmon 9.1.11, pixelmon community, Pixelmon evolution, pixelmon gameplay, pixelmon mods, Pixelmon news, pixelmon server, Pokeball, Pokecenters, pokemon, Raiding, strategies, Tips, Trading, Trainers

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Enchantments Applied:	237	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8

The ripMC Hub isn’t just another server; it’s a vibrant Pixelmon community. Join our Discord server to connect with fellow trainers, share tips and strategies, participate in events, and stay updated on the latest Pixelmon news. We are currently running on Pixelmon 9.1.11 and Minecraft 1.16.5!

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RPG Legacy Minecraft Server

Abilities, character classes, character creation, Character Progression, class system, FANTASY, fantasy rpg, game design, Gaming, Legacy, legacy RPG, Mechanics, Medieval, Minecraft, Outdated, role playing, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Skills, Tabletop, Traditional, video games

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring RPG class system in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has completely revamped it in the most outrageous way possible! Say goodbye to being a boring old warrior or mage, and hello to being a professional llama tamer or a master pancake chef!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet Seat of Destiny, rumored to bring great fortune to whoever possesses it. But be warned, the path is filled with dangerous obstacles like killer bunnies and exploding chickens!

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while sipping on our signature potion cocktails.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

MemeStockCryptoCraft Minecraft Server

asset collapse, asset valuation, cryptocurrency, financial markets, mainstream crypto, market analysis, market collapse, market correction, market risk, market volatility, meme stocks, memes, MemeStockCryptoCraft, Minecraft, nvda, risk spectrum, Server, short selling, shorting assets, speculative trading, stock market, stocks, trading strategy

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	779
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’re constantly on the edge of our seats watching memes, crypto, and stocks crash and burn in real time. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with virtual blocks and creepers.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to short assets before they completely tank. Who needs Wall Street when you can make risky bets in the world of Minecraft? We’ve even had players become virtual millionaires by predicting the next big crash.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as the stock market, come join us! Just be prepared for some wild rides and insane stories along the way.

PettyBratCraft – SorryNotSorry

child naming, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, cultural insensitivity, cultural pride, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, family tension, Irish name, low contact, name pronunciation, name shaming, parenting choices, passive aggressive behavior, petty brat, PettyBratCraft, pronunciation, Resentment, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, SorryNotSorry

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5257
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as petty and dramatic as my sister? Look no further! Join our server for some epic sibling rivalry and passive-aggressive gameplay. We have a special section where you can name your in-game items after your family members and watch them fight it out in the virtual world. Plus, we have a pronunciation guide for all the Irish names you can think of, just to really get under your sister’s skin. Join now and show your sister who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible!

NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, Evolution, Experience, growth, hindsight, introspection, learning, Maturity, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, past, perspective, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentiment, sentimentality, Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ores Mined:	9341	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Remember the time you accidentally fell into a pit of lava in Minecraft and lost all your diamond gear? Well, on our server, we guarantee you’ll have so much fun falling into lava pits that you’ll forget all about your precious diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn point into a giant maze of chicken coops. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and epic fails!

CraftyTrial

7-day free trial, CraftyTrial, Decision making, DISCOVER, evaluate before committing, Experiment, explore options, free trial period, hands-on experience, life experiences, limited time offer, new opportunities, no commitment, risk-free, sample before buying, take a chance, test-run, trial and error, try before you buy, trying new things, uncertainty

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	2669	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

What’s something in life that needs a 7-day free trial? Our Minecraft server, duh! Why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the most epic adventures of your life?

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats. They lead you to a secret underground disco where creepers are busting out their best moves. And don’t even get me started on the diamond-filled caves that are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 30 minutes every hour. Imagine soaring through the skies, oinking with joy as you rain down bacon on unsuspecting players below.

So why waste another second on boring servers when you can join ours for a 7-day free trial of pure insanity and non-stop laughter? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

HezbollahCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, hezbollah, HezbollahCraft, international relations, iran, Israeli attack, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, military intervention, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Politico, proxy warfare, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, united states, US

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Dragons Tamed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill and play some minecraft, but then u also wanna feel like a badass warrior fighting against evil forces? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u are transported to a world where u are the hero fighting against a secret organization called the “Blockade.” they are trying to take over the server and it’s up to u and ur fellow players to stop them.

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to battle epic bosses and complete challenging quests, but u also get to ride dragons and unicorns into battle. yes, u heard me right. DRAGONS AND UNICORNS.

oh, and did i mention that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered throughout the server? yeah, u could be rolling in riches in no time.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate warrior in this epic minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

OrthoCraft: Draft Day!

BLOW, controversy, Day, decision, Draft, Government, Israel, Israel Supreme Court, israeli government, Israeli prime minister, Justice, Legal, military service, Netanyahu, OrthoCraft, Politics, Religion, religious exemptions, Ruling, secularism, top court, ultra-Orthodox Jews

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Potions Brewed:	123
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

come join our minecraft server where we draft ultra-orthodox jews to build epic temples and castles for our lord and savior Notch! Netanyahu is shooketh by our power and wants to join but he ain’t got the skills like us. we are the chosen ones in the world of blocks and pixels. come build with us and show off your building skills to the world. we promise you won’t get drafted unless you build a house made of diamonds, then you’re in trouble buddy. so grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic adventure!