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MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool

ACKman, appealing art style., Broo Duragon, buck broken, dbs, Dr. Sneed, Drool, explosions, failed miserably, four different faces, Hipsters, jaded zoomer faggot, Mangaka, MonkeyCraft, monkeys, Players, Prolific, random shit, Rips off Journey to the West, ruined action series, rule, screaming, Sneed Land, third worlder shitposts, Toriko

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Villages Defended:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?

Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!

And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.

CraftyAnxietyCraft

anxiety provoking situations, anxiety triggers, causes of anxiety, common anxiety triggers, common stressors, CraftyAnxietyCraft, daily anxiety triggers, everyday stressors, everyday worries, minor anxieties, minor stressors, mundane anxieties, simple things, simple triggers, small anxieties, small stressors, sources of anxiety, stress inducing factors, stress triggers, trivial stressors, unnecessary anxiety

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	1785
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Attack, CommieCraft, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense pact, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military cooperation, military support, Minecraft, North Korea, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, Server, world news

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	763609	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3108
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Animals Bred:	136
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

Tax Haven Havoc

corporate tax abuse, financial secrecy, global tax system, Haven, Havoc, international tax evasion, money laundering, offshore finance, Overseas UK territories, Tax, tax advocacy group, tax avoidance, tax compliance, tax enforcement, tax evasion, tax havens, tax havens list, tax justice, tax loopholes, tax policies, tax reform, tax regulations, tax transparency

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

BlockyLegs, deep vein thrombosis, health risks, health study, office health, sedentary lifestyle, sitting too much, standing desk benefits, standing desk dangers, standing desk ergonomics, standing desk posture, standing desk problems, standing desk recommendations, standing desk research, standing desk risks, standing desk usage, standing desks, standing for too long, StandingDeskNoMore, varicose veins, workplace health

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Valor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Vanilla Denizen Building Custom code Network Origins Mods Community PvP Economy Redstone Adventure Roleplay Creative Minigames Factions Skyblock Plugins Whitelist, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8719	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

Play.valornet.work

YellowCraftMC

Community, Cross-Play, Expansion, game mode, Minecraft, Server, Survival, YellowCraftMC

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

play.yellowmc.nl:20307

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, baseball fan, cd keys, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, Miranda, new players, nikg, Nikke General, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, Phantom, Rewards, Rumani, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Thief of Justice, tove, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Towns Built:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Farms Harvested:	905	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where alts are such good value, you’ll be questioning reality! Join now for a chance to download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on a journey like no other.

Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!

Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP

12 episodes, adaptation, animation, Anime, anime industry, Artistic, artistic value, artistically sophisticated, creativity, cultural impact, cultural weapons, Entertainment, EXPERIMENTAL, funding, innovation, japanese government, Lost, Manga, Minecraft, Novels, originality, profit-driven, smp, storytelling

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s as wacky as they come.

We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.

WeddingWoesMC

bachelor party, best man, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, Effort, forgiveness, friendship, groomsmen, Honesty, hurt feelings, long-term friendship, loyalty, misjudged, relationship issues, responsibilities, Trust, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingWoesMC

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8830	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and explore without any best man betrayals! Join us for a server full of adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your buddy ditching you for a video game night. Plus, we promise our best man speeches are always heartfelt and not just two sentences long. So come join us and leave the wedding drama behind – unless you want to build a wedding chapel in Minecraft, then we’re totally cool with that too!

SecretSMP4Lyfe

Confidential, confidentiality, hidden, INTIMATE, Personal, privacy, Secrets, SecretSMP4Lyfe, Sensitive, Trust, undisclosed, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed details, undisclosed facts, undisclosed information., undisclosed knowledge., undisclosed mysteries, undisclosed revelations, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crops Grown:	3059	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!