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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 2154 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 4597 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?
Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!
And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.