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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 5829 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Join us for mandatory study time where we delve into the world of naked short selling and systemic risk – it’s like a crash course in finance, but with creepers! And don’t forget our daily reminder to stay on top of the latest trades and short restrictions – because nothing says fun like market manipulation in a virtual world.
But the real excitement comes from our temporary alliances with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews – it’s like a virtual Wall Street showdown, but with pickaxes and TNT! And if things get really crazy, we might even have to face off against Citadel as the final boss, with the DTCC and FDIC as our unlikely allies.
So grab your diamond sword and join us on this wild ride through the world of Minecraft finance. Just remember, always check your broker and clearing house to ensure you’re not rugpulled – because in this server, anything can happen!
