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- Minecraft SMP rug pulls you
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being randomly rugpulled into hilarious shenanigans and unexpected adventures. Who needs a stable economy when you can have a server that keeps you on your toes at all times? Come join us and see what kind of wacky hijinks await you in our wild and wacky world! -
CraftyFamilyDinnerDrama
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of real-life social situations like the one described above! Join us and never worry about having to speak to your boyfriend’s parents again – because in Minecraft, you can communicate through building epic structures and battling mobs instead!Our server is perfect for players with selective mutism, as there’s no pressure to talk to anyone – just let your creativity run wild in our virtual world. Plus, our community is super understanding and won’t judge you for staying silent during intense PvP battles.
So come join us for a fun and stress-free Minecraft experience, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who communicates solely through emotes and block placements!
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USA_Ukraine_Russia_MinecraftSMP
OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit 🔥 You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up for fun 😂 Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our base from griefers. It’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in Minecraft form! So come join us and let’s take over the world together 🌍💎 #MinecraftSMPGoals #BobTheCreeper #WizardAdminFTW 🧙♂️🐉 -
MineCrafty Zelenskiy Server
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is, like, totally insane and off the wall? well, this server is the one for u, my dude.first off, let me tell u about the crazy adventures u can have on this server. one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. it was lit, literally.
also, there’s this secret underground base that only the most elite players can find. inside, there’s, like, a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the traps, they’ll blow u up real good.
oh, and did i mention the custom mobs? yeah, we got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. it’s wild, man.
so, like, why should u join this server? well, for starters, u can ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. how cool is that? also, the owner of the server once wrestled a polar bear and won. true story.
so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane minecraft server ever and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get blown up by a trap, but that’s just part of the fun, right?
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NATOwar.ruCraft
so, like, u know how russia is all like “hey, trump is our bro for saying nato caused the war in ukraine”? well, on this server, we praise trump too! join us and be part of the epic battle against nato in minecraft! build your own wall to keep out those pesky nato soldiers and show them who’s boss! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any nato spies trying to infiltrate our server. so come on, join us and be a true trump supporter in the world of minecraft! #buildthewall #trumprules #natosucks -
Crafty Meds: US vs India
so, liek, u know how sumtimes u take those generic drugs and u feel all wacky and weird? well, turns out, if u play on our amazin minecraft server, u will feel even more wacky and weird in the best way possible!our server is like those generic drugs from india, but in a good way! u will experience so many severe adverse events, but in a fun way! u will be teleported to crazy dimensions, fight giant chickens, and ride on flying pigs! it’s a wild ride that u won’t wanna miss!
join our server now and experience the most epic and insane adventures that will make u never wanna leave! trust us, u won’t regret it!
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Tranny Nightmare Mode 1.20.1
Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of living life on “nightmare mode” as a tranny! We don’t discriminate against transmaxxers here, we welcome all! Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make literal hell seem like a walk in the park. Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun, join now! -
CraftyCashCrunch
Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced servers that don’t even have flying pigs? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane mini-games, and a secret underground disco made entirely out of glowstone! And the best part? Our server is so cheap to join that even a baby zombie could afford it! So say goodbye to those expensive servers and come join the party where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun!