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RegretCraft: No Rerolls

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dimension Hops:	6

Do you still regret not joining our Minecraft server sooner? Don’t worry, we forgive you. But let us tell you, you’ve been missing out on some epic adventures!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of pink llamas start chasing you, demanding to be your loyal steeds. Or how about the time our players built a rollercoaster that actually takes you to the moon? Yeah, that happened.

And let’s not forget about the legendary battle of the giant chickens vs. the evil bunnies. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So don’t live with regret any longer. Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow. Hey, stranger things have happened in our world!

RegretCraft: The Server of Shame

Apology, error, Guilt, hindsight, hindsight bias, lament, lesson learned, misstep, mistake, past actions, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, remorseful, repentance, repentance journey, rueful, self-blame, Server, shame, sorrow, wish I could undo

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1685

Have you ever accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and instantly regretted it? Well, fear not! Join our server and you can punch as many villagers as you want without any consequences! In fact, we encourage it! Our server is a safe haven for all your villager-punching needs. So come on over and release your inner rage on those pesky NPCs! Just don’t tell the Iron Golems, they’re a bit touchy about that sort of thing.

The Wose on the Front Page Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Items Found:	7500
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is da wose on da fwont page! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. You haven’t lived until you’ve been defeated by a llama in a diamond helmet.

3. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through obstacle courses in the sky. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re fighting for your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life!

Swedish Porn Minecraft SMP – Not So Sexy Language

adult content, adult entertainment, adult entertainment industry, Adult Film Industry, adult films, arousal, Cultural differences, Erotica, explicit content, explicit language, foreign films, foreign language, Language, Minecraft, not sexy, porn, Scandinavian, Scandinavian culture, Sexy, sexy language, sexy time, smp, Swedish, taboo

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.

But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.

So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.

Game Start Minecraft Server

#impatience, anticipation, Beginning, Boredom, delayed gratification, eager, eager anticipation, Frustration, Game, Game Progress, game start, Game TIME!, gameplay, lack of action, long wait, Minecraft, Server, slow beginning, slow start, Start, starting point, time wasted, two hours in, Waiting

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Oh, sweet summer child, the game has already started on our Minecraft server! But don’t worry, you haven’t missed out on anything yet because our server operates on a different time zone – the realm of infinite possibilities and endless adventures!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Rumor has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons dance the night away to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Sunny and Ghost General – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, bandit, Blue, blue ghost, Community, Content Creator, Drama, Fandom, Forgotten, Gaming, general, ghost, intergalactic, intergalactic bandit, Minecraft, Mogu Ghost, ONLINE, smp, Streamer, Sunny, SunnySplosion, Thread, twitch

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft SMP, where you can join the intergalactic bandit and the blue ghost on their crazy adventures! Forget about drama and get ready for some epic shenanigans with SunnySplosion and Mogu Ghost.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples scattered all over the map! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by none other than the mystical Rainbow Sheep Queen. Join forces with her and conquer the land with your colorful wooly warriors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life! Just remember, drama queens need not apply – we’re too busy having fun to deal with any of that nonsense.

Trump’s Block Party Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, 45 Office, again.., Austin TX, Believers and Ballots Faith Town Hall, BLOCK, Donald J Trump, Donald J Trump Presidential Library, Duluth GA, God Bless the USA, Joe Rogan Experience, Las Vegas NV, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Party, PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP, PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL, President Trump Office, press conference, ptg, Rumble, Server, team trump, Tempe AZ, THE STATE OF THIS BROWN EDITION, trump archive, Trump pastebin, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trumps, truth social, Turning Point Rally, we will win, White House 45

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Emeralds Found:	6298	Void Armor Forged:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build the best wall and make Minecraft great again!

With exclusive appearances from President Trump himself, you’ll feel like you’re in the Oval Office while mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that Liz Harrington is secretly the best Minecraft player in the world and will challenge you to a build-off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden messages and secret codes just like Trump’s tweets. Can you decode them all and unlock the ultimate treasure chest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’ll be huge! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

>Alright time to finally play an ARPG… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mines Excavated:	1781	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

>Yo, forget about that boring ARPG, come join our Minecraft SMP where the real action is at!>We’ve got creepers that do the cha-cha, villagers that break out into song and dance, and don’t even get me started on the talking cows!>But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and flying llamas!>So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

Sleepland Minecraft server

1.21, 1.7, banner, Bed wars, bedrock, building, Community, don’t destroy anything, Fun, image, java, Lazy, limited players, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, rules, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Sleepland, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Server for fun survival (but there are also mini-games), limited number of players

For Minecraft Java and Bedrock from 1.7 to 1.21

Rules:

1 Don’t destroy anything

2 You don’t have to follow the rules

mc-sl.ru:51073

Crafty Fates Minecraft Server

Coin Calculator, Crafty, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, Fate/Grand Order NA, fates, FGO JP, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, Summoning Info

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon girl’s water margin? Well, look no further! Join our server for a Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle sea monsters and ride on the back of Nautilus to victory!

But that’s not all – we also have a special summoning campaign where you can summon Huyan Zhuo, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with just a watermelon! And don’t forget about our main interlude event, “Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble,” where you can team up with your favorite servants to conquer the depths of the ocean.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted pickaxes. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!

BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

AuraForge

Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft SMP Custom Enchants Economy Custom Skills Leveling System Land Claims Halloween Event Spooky Rewards Discounts Activities Mob Server Online Multiplayer Survival Adventure Community, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	398

**Join Our New SMP!**

**Halloween Event Out Now!** Take part in exclusive Halloween-themed activities and earn special rewards during this spooky season! Keep an eye out for the Halloween Mob lurking around the server—it’s not just spooky, but it holds the key to a 10% off code! Defeat it and unlock the discount!

**Features:** – Custom Enchants – Economy:** – Custom Skills & Leveling System:** – Land Claims:**

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