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RegretCraft: No Rerolls

Choices, consequences, Guilt, hindsight, lamenting, lessons learned, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Nostalgia, past decisions, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, Rerolls, rueful, second guessing, self-blame, sorrow, wishing, wistful

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3865
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	203	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	2923	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Do you still regret not joining our Minecraft server sooner? Don’t worry, we forgive you. But let us tell you, you’ve been missing out on some epic adventures!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of pink llamas start chasing you, demanding to be your loyal steeds. Or how about the time our players built a rollercoaster that actually takes you to the moon? Yeah, that happened.

And let’s not forget about the legendary battle of the giant chickens vs. the evil bunnies. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So don’t live with regret any longer. Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow. Hey, stranger things have happened in our world!

RegretCraft: The Server of Shame

Apology, error, Guilt, hindsight, hindsight bias, lament, lesson learned, misstep, mistake, past actions, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, remorseful, repentance, repentance journey, rueful, self-blame, Server, shame, sorrow, wish I could undo

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Have you ever accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and instantly regretted it? Well, fear not! Join our server and you can punch as many villagers as you want without any consequences! In fact, we encourage it! Our server is a safe haven for all your villager-punching needs. So come on over and release your inner rage on those pesky NPCs! Just don’t tell the Iron Golems, they’re a bit touchy about that sort of thing.

ChillCraft SMP – Take it Easy, /vt/!

calming, Chill out, Chillcraft, deep breath, EASY, mental health, Mental well-being, mindfulness, Peace of mind, Relaxation, relaxation exercises, relaxation methods, relaxation techniques, relaxation tips, self-care, Serenity, smp, Stress Management, stress relief, take it easy, Tranquility, unwind, VT

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild SMP! Join us for a hilarious adventure filled with crazy shenanigans and epic pranks.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our resident prankster decided to cover the entire spawn area in pink sheep. And not just any pink sheep, oh no. These sheep were wearing sunglasses and top hats! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, players ride chickens into battle and try to knock each other off with nothing but a stick. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a ton of fun.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the laughter and insanity begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our crazy world.

CraftyCouples Minecraft Server

Communication, CraftyCouples, emergency fund, emergency savings, financial choices, financial decisions, Financial Planning, financial secrets, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Honesty, joint decisions, Marriage, Minecraft, personal items, poor financial decisions, Respect, Server, shared finances, transparency, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	3883
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Potions Brewed:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as my emergency fund? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures and unexpected twists.

Just like how I hid my emergency fund from my spouse, you’ll uncover secret dungeons and hidden loot that will keep you on your toes. Who knows what you’ll find next?

But be warned, just like how my spouse felt betrayed by my financial secrecy, you may encounter players who will do anything to outsmart you and steal your precious diamonds. Trust no one!

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and epic adventures, join our server now! Just remember to keep your secrets close and your pickaxe closer.

SpikeCraft: AITA?

aita, Behavior, casual drug use, Friend, Hyperactive, light headed, Margarita, nonchalant, PARANOIA, passed out, Rain, Restaurant, roofied, sobering up, SpikeCraft, spiked drink, throw up, true colors, trust issues, tweaking, Uber

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ores Mined:	2074	Void Gems Collected:	32
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	150
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Votes:	7689
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you and your friends are mining for diamonds when suddenly, a mysterious potion appears in your inventory. You drink it, and next thing you know, you’re flying through the sky on a magic carpet made of obsidian! Who needs wings when you have a flying carpet?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with secret underground tunnels that lead to hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted weapons and armor. Rumor has it, there’s even a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and zombies breakdance!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our epic PvP battles. Picture this: you’re facing off against a rival player when suddenly, a herd of llamas comes charging in to join the fight. Who will emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

So come on, join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for any suspicious margaritas – you never know what might happen next!

WebCoolio Minecraft SMP

best website, coolest website, favorite website, Minecraft, smp, WebCoolio, Website, website browsing, Website Design, website discovery, website exploration, website features, website functionality, website innovation, website interface, website list, website navigation, website ranking, website recommendation, website review, website search, website technology, website user experience

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mines Excavated:	1270	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your tour guide. He’ll show you all the best spots on the server, like the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves or the enchanted forest where the trees drop golden apples instead of regular ones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes (and maybe a stack of cooked chicken).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next?

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

codependency, controlling behavior, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, denial, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, ignored, Manipulation, red flag, red flag behavior, red flag hindsight, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in relationships, relationship mistakes, TOXIC, toxic partner, Unhealthy, warning signs, worst relationship

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of settling for less in your relationships? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to treat you right! Join us and experience a love like no other, where the only red flags you’ll see are the ones marking our epic PvP battles. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Trust us, this server will never ghost you – unless it’s a spooky Halloween event! Join now and swipe right on the best relationship of your Minecraft life.

NukeWatch: Russian Plane Edition

aircraft, cold war, Edition, Espionage, German, germany, Incident, International, Military, Monitoring, Nuclear, Nuclear Power Plant, NukeWatch, plane, Plant, power, russia, Russian, SECURITY, Spotted, Surveillance, Tensions

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2903	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Farms Harvested:	917	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

OMG u guyz u gotta join this server, it’s so lit that even Russian surveillance planes wanna check it out! 😂 They were probz tryna steal our epic builds or something, but we showed them who’s boss by building a giant creeper statue that scared them away! 🤣 Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever, where even spies can’t resist the fun! 🚀💥🕹️

ShroomCraft: The Happy Place

36-60, Alternative Medicine, Analysis, clinical trial, depression, findings, Happy, improved, mental health, meta analysis, mood, participants, Patients, Place, psilocybin, psychedelic, research, Scores, secondary depression, ShroomCraft, study, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Star Shards Collected:	87	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Yo, so like, you ever wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you forget all your problems? Well, this server is like taking a trip on some magical mushrooms, except without the weird hallucinations (unless you count all the crazy builds you’ll see).

We did a study with like 436 players, all aged between 36-60, and found that playing on this server actually improved their mood better than any other treatment out there. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of a boring old therapist.

So come join us and let’s get lost in this virtual world together. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Server26: Small No-Teleport Java Edition for Experienced Boomers, Now with Rainbow Creepers and Granny Villagers

Boomers, Chest Shop, Community, CREEPERS, Currency, Datapacks, diamonds, Edition, Events, experienced, granny, Griefprevention, hermitcraft, Hosted in Germany, Infrastructure, java, Minecraft, Noteleport, Paper, Plugins, public server, Railroads, RAINBOW, Server26, Small, smp, Survival, Trading, Tweaks, Updates, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Villages Defended:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Guidelines	To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting, player item shops
Ranks	New, player (no benefits)
Features	No warps, no /tpa, no /sethome

Community Details

Laid back rules, close-knit community, events, and willingness to help each other.

Gameplay Features

Vanilla server feel, focus on long term projects, default currency is diamonds, spawn city protection, megabases welcome.

Server Specs & Plugins

Hosted in Germany, Intel i9-9900k, Paper server, GriefPrevention for land claiming, various datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server for players aged 18 and above?	Yes, the server is for players who are 18 or older.
Are there any donation perks or advantages for paying?	No, there are no donation perks or advantages for paying on this server.
Can players claim land and protect their builds?	Yes, players can use GriefPrevention to claim and protect their land.
Are there specific rules or guidelines for player behavior?	Yes, players are expected to be reasonable and respectful in their interactions.

PixelLove Minecraft Server

Character development, dating sim, Fantasy Romance, Game Mechanics, japanese role playing game, Life Partner, love interest, Marrying Yukiko, Minecraft, perfect woman, persona 4 golden, Persona series, PixelLove, relationship goals, RPG, Server, Storyline, Video game romance, video game tips, video game walkthrough, virtual girlfriend, Virtual marriage, Yukiko Amagi

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	New Chunks Explored:	78791
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Picture this: a Minecraft server so amazing, it’s like finding the perfect woman to spend your life with. Our server is like the dream girl of Minecraft servers – beautiful, fun, and always there for you. Join us and experience a love story like no other as you build, mine, and explore with your new virtual soulmate. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have this Minecraft server to keep you company? Join now and let the romance begin!

HugMeNot Minecraft SMP

Close Encounters, close proximity, combat tactics, Embrace, enemies, enemies can hug you, enemy behavior, enemy hug, enemy movements, Game Mechanics, Hug, hug you, HugMeNot, in-game interactions, Minecraft, personal space invasion, physical attacks, physical contact, smp, surprise attacks, unexpected actions, unexpected encounters, video game enemies

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where enemies can hug you! Yes, you heard that right. Forget about getting attacked by zombies or creepers, here they just want to give you a warm embrace. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where even the bad guys are filled with love?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a diamond-dropping pig, living your best life in Minecraft.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary dancing cows that can break out into a synchronized dance routine at any moment. Who needs a disco ball when you have dancing cows to entertain you?

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world where enemies just want to hug it out.