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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7875 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Potions Brewed: | 180 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
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