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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 7604 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.