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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 6784 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.