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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 5199 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.