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ParentalBlockXmasDinner

adaptations, aita, Canceled, christmas dinner, complaining, Cooking, Decorated, deep cleaned, Destroyed, dog, elderly parents, favorites, gift, Hosting, husband, menu, mixed feelings, ParentalBlockXmasDinner, parents, peaceful dinner, peed everywhere, poodle, quiet dinner, rearrange, rude tone, snide text, to go plates, Tweaks, uninviting

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Ores Mined:	7320
Dimension Hops:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uninvite elderly parents to Christmas dinner for bringing their poodle! We put in so much effort to prep for this dinner, but when mom wanted to bring her dog that pees everywhere, we had to say no. And when she chose her poodle over us, we decided to cancel last minute and have a peaceful dinner alone.

Join our server for some drama, some pet peeves, and some unexpected twists! Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next. And don’t worry, you can bring your own poodle – as long as it doesn’t destroy any dog beds!

Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

armpit hair, Beard, Body, body hair, body image, chest hair, distribution, Grooming, hair, hairy, hairy armpits, hairy arms, hairy back, hairy back hair, hairy chest, hairy legs, hairy shoulders, leg hair, norwoodinmg, Palace, pixelated, point, Pube, self-conscious, spider-like hair, subhuman

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.

So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

The Blocky Boogaloo: Server No. 265569299

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, blocky, Boogaloo, chilling, Conspiracy, crime, Dark, Deception, detective, Gripping, hidden identity, Intriguing, investigation, murder, Mystery, No. 265569299, page-turner, Psychological, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Villages Defended:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crops Grown:	9452
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that gave the player super speed and the ability to fly like a superhero!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle against zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Purrrcraft: LOLcat Edition

Animals, art, artists, cat lovers, Community, creativity, cute, digital art, drawing, drawthread, Edition, Feline, funny, funny cat, humor, illustration, LOLcat, Online Community, Purrrcraft, social media, Thread

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more hilarious than our drawthread is the way creepers explode when you try to pet them! Join us for a purr-fectly good time as you navigate through our world filled with funny cats who have taken over the land.

But beware, these cats are no ordinary felines. They have mastered the art of building elaborate structures out of fish bones and yarn, and they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

If you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant laser-eyed tabbies and ride on the backs of flying siamese cats. And don’t forget to visit our drawthread area, where you can create your own masterpieces using only pixels and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the meow-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

Minecrafto Fiesta: Mexi-Hilo Madness

Edición del old ass dumb whisperer, el anciano cautivapendejos, fiesta, Hilo Mexicano, madness, mex, MexiHilo, Minecrafto

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where you can join forces with the legendary old ass dumb whisperer, aka the ancient captivapendejos! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– The ancient captivapendejos once tamed a flying llama and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story, bro. – Our server is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only attack players that can’t bust a move. – Every full moon, the ancient captivapendejos hosts a disco party in the Nether, complete with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

EweTube – The Ultimate Sheeptastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	339	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8952
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy and fun as a sheep in a woolly sweater? Look no further, because we’ve got the perfect place for you! Join our server and meet all your favorite sheep vtubers and their friends. From the majestic Essie to the adorable Dollie, you’ll find a flock of fantastic streamers to hang out with.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to some of the most EPIC EN streamers around. From the legendary Sleepy_Project to the mysterious Mintmai, you’ll never run out of entertaining content to watch. And let’s not forget about our JP streamers, like the enchanting HoshimiyaMeeple and the delightful yoiyume_fuwamu. They’ll keep you entertained for hours on end!

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the sheepy sensation. Who knows, you might even spot a rare rainbow sheep or two! Don’t miss out on all the woolly fun – join now and start crafting your own sheep-tastic adventures! 🌈🐑💻

Disclaimer: No actual sheep were harmed in the making of this server. All sheep are purely virtual and extremely cute.

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy… and we don’t despise it!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Star Shards Collected:	171	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a more epic time than a Final Fantasy character on a quest for the ultimate weapon! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers that explode like fireworks and zombies that do the thriller dance.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like Overwatch, but with diamond swords instead of guns and creeper heads instead of loot boxes. Trust us, you’ll be addicted faster than a player trying to find diamond ore at bedrock level.

So why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted armor and golden apples. They became the most feared warrior in all the land, known for their epic battles against the Ender Dragon and their dance parties with the villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting for you?

Crafty Gender Bender Server: Where Men Turn into Fabulous Builders!

acceptance, Affliction, AMBITION, Bender, Boredom, BRAINWASHING, Builders, Crafty, debauchery, desire, Fabulous, female contact, gender, insane thought practices, Insecurity, internet pornography, Men, Obsession, opposite sex, Pleasure, pornography, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sexual gratification, Transgender, trendy, Turn, Vagina

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of the real world and dive into a world where transgender afflictions are a thing of the past! Join us if you’re tired of men who have little responsibility, no ambition, and are bored out of their minds. Our server is the cure for those who have been consumed by pornography and now have an insane desire to imagine having a vagina!

But wait, there’s more! For women who are feeling insecure, our server is the perfect place to let loose and forget about all your worries. Say goodbye to the transgender trend that’s being taught to children and embrace a world where questioning your gender is a thing of the past.

Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic virtual world imaginable. Embrace the craziness and let your imagination run wild – you won’t regret it!

ADHDcraft: Where building distractions is the only focus!

adhd, ADHDcraft, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, building, concentration, Diagnosis, distractions, Focus, medication, mental health, motivation, online psychiatrist, Prescription, psychiatrist, self-care, starting work, stimulant, success stories, Support, Therapy, Tips, Treatment, Vyvanse

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can craft your way to ADHD success! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and pretend you have ADHD to score some Vyvanse! Our online psychiatrists are here to help you out, just make sure to have a convincing story ready. Maybe tell them about your obsession with mining diamonds or your inability to sit still while building epic structures.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try starting some work you don’t want to do on our server? Who knows, maybe the virtual tasks will be more fun than you think!

Oh, and for those looking to get their hands on some Vyvanse without a prescription, we don’t condone it but hey, we won’t judge either. Just be prepared to send some virtual kisses in return!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the minecraft madness begin!

PirateCraft: Chapter 1112 LOLz

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4917
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6526	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the raws are out and the autists are busy with other threads! Our server is so wild that even the imgur gallery can’t handle it in proper order – that’s how crazy things get here!

Join us for a WILD RIDE filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments. Our community is full of LEGENDS who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness that awaits. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4538	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	244	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow strict rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and zombie disco parties! Explore our enchanted forests where the trees sing and the flowers dance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Steve the Chicken, who will guide you on your quest to find the mythical diamond sword of awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it.