🔥rude sales assistant Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BagReturn4NoCommish

BagReturn4NoCommish, birthday gift, Commission, Communication, customer service, gift exchange, gift giving, gift return, husband, overreacted, relationship, Retail, retail industry, returning gift, rude behavior, rude sales assistant, sales assistant behavior, sales commission, sales tactics, shopping etiquette, shopping experience

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any rude sales assistants trying to steal your commission! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players and helpful admins who will make sure you have the best gaming experience possible.

Join us and explore our vast landscapes, build epic structures, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no rude NPCs here trying to ruin your day. Plus, if you happen to receive a gift from a stranger on our server, rest assured that it won’t come with any strings attached – unless you count the ones holding up your pixelated armor!

So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be returning is your enemies to the respawn point!

Tokyo Melanin Minecraft Server

African American, city life, Cultural experience, Diversity, ethnicity, Exploration, Foreign, global society, Identity, International, Japan, Melanin, Minecraft, Minority, multicultural, perspective, Race, Server, SightSeeing, TOKYO, travel, Unique, Urban

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6503
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of wandering the streets of Tokyo as an African American, feeling like a fish out of water? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be anything you want – even a purple unicorn riding a flying pig! Say goodbye to awkward stares and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and let your wildest dreams run wild – because who wouldn’t want to be a ninja turtle battling evil robots in a pixelated world? Let’s make Tokyo look boring in comparison!

HelluvaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), AO3, assassin business, Blitzo, Charlie, creator, Demons, Episode playlist, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, HelluvaCraft, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, Server, youtube channel

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Mines Excavated:	3940	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner demon and run your own small assassin business! Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel that will send guests straight to Heaven.

But wait, there’s more! Team up with Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona as they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell. Will you be the next demon to join their crazy crew?

Download our pilot episodes for a taste of the madness, or dive into our playlist for even more chaotic adventures. And don’t forget to check out our creator’s YouTube channel for behind-the-scenes shenanigans.

Join our Discord for even more devilish fun, or browse our booru for some spicy fan art. And if you’re feeling creative, why not contribute to our collection of fics? The possibilities are endless in our hellish Minecraft world!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself checking out into Heaven sooner than you think!

CarShowDadDrama

Car show, CarShowDadDrama, Communication Issues, divorced parents, event attendance, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, Family Support, family traditions, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bonding, Father’s Day, financial responsibility, generational differences, parental expectations, personal boundaries, stepfamily, work commitments, work ethic, work-life balance

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchantments Applied:	186
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all the Father’s Day car show drama behind. No more guilt trips from your bio father or step family – just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Build a car show of your own, or better yet, build a whole city dedicated to celebrating your independence from family obligations.

Plus, on our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries. Want to ban all family members from entering your virtual realm? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself flipping off your dad’s car show? The possibilities are endless.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where family drama is a thing of the past and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your grandfather about attending a car show.

MoodBoost Minecraft Server

catchy, cheerful, danceable, Energizing, favorite song, Feel-Good, feel-good tunes, good vibes only, Happy, instant mood lifter, Joyful, Minecraft, mood booster, mood enhancer, MoodBoost, music therapy, musical pick-me-up, positive vibes, positivity playlist, serotonin boost, Server, smile-inducing, Uplifting

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Farms Harvested:	764	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate mood booster! Join us and you’ll be grooving to the beat of the happiest song in the world – the Chicken Dance! That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be greeted with a chorus of clucking chickens doing the cha-cha slide. And if that’s not enough to put a smile on your face, just wait until you see our disco-themed spawn area complete with a dance floor made entirely out of diamond blocks. So come on down to our server and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

SuperCraftyFunLand

Ability, amazing, Day, dream, eXtraordinary, extraordinary power, FANTASY, imagination, Incredible, Magic, once in a lifetime, one day only, Special, strength, SuperCraftyFunLand, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, temporary, Unique, wish, Wishful thinking

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

If you could have any superpower for a day, why not join our Minecraft server where you can actually have ALL the superpowers?! Want to fly like Superman? Done. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes like Cyclops? Easy peasy. Want to turn invisible and prank your friends? We got you covered. Join us and become the ultimate superhero in the Minecraft universe! Who needs one superpower for a day when you can have them all for as long as you want on our server? Fly in and save the day, or just mess around and have a blast – the choice is yours!

UyghurLaborFree Minecraft Server

aluminum, Bars, Boycott, China, ethical sourcing, firms, footwear, forced labor, global trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imports, international relations, labor rights, Minecraft, sanctions, seafood, Server, supply chain, Trade, US, Uyghur labor, UyghurLaborFree, Xinjiang

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Love Letters Sent:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61

so, like, this server is like, so cool man. you gotta join cuz like, we got this crazy story about how we had to ban all imports from china cuz they were using Uyghur labor or something. like, who even knows what that means, but it’s like, a big deal man.

anyways, join our server cuz we got the best footwear, seafood, and aluminum firms around. like, you won’t find better stuff anywhere else, trust me. plus, we got like, the craziest builds and the most epic adventures waiting for you.

so come on, join our server and be a part of this wild journey. who knows what kind of crazy stuff will happen next. you won’t regret it, i promise.

HamasCraft – No Expulsions, Just Explosions!

arrest, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, explosions, expulsion, Expulsions, foreign policy, freezing of assets, Government, Gulf region, Hamas, Hamas news, HamasCraft, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, qatar, Qatar news, Report, sanctions, SECURITY, Terrorism

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	88	Gods Slained:	1

lol so this server is like the qatar of minecraft servers, except instead of threatening people we just want to have a good time and build cool stuff. like, if you join this server, you’ll be treated like royalty and have all your assets frozen… in diamonds! and if you misbehave, we’ll arrest you and throw you in the minecraft jail, where you’ll have to mine for your freedom. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and you’ll have a blast playing on this server. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

NeuroCraft: The Electrician’s Server

brain circuitry, brain doctor, brain function, brain health, brain specialist, brain wiring, electrician, Electricians, Healthcare, medical care, medical diagnosis, Medical Profession, medical specialist, nervous system, nervous system specialist, NeuroCraft, neurological conditions, neurological disorders, neurological examination, neurological expertise, neurological treatment, neurologist, Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like a unicorn threw up rainbows all over the place! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that dance the cha cha, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes!

if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!

PromethiumCraft

Breakthrough, chemical reaction, chemistry, Chemists, COMPOUND, discovery, Element, innovation, isotopes, Laboratory, Mysterious, periodic table, promethium, PromethiumCraft, radioactive, Rare Earth, research, Science, scientific advancement, Synthesis, Technology

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	406
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

so, like, u know how chemists r always mixin stuff together and tryna make new things? well, guess what, they finally did it! they made this compound with this super mysterious element called promethium. and u know what? they decided to share it with the world on this minecraft server!

if u join this server, u can be one of the first to explore the wonders of promethium and see what crazy things u can create with it. maybe u can make a promethium sword that shoots lasers or a promethium potion that gives u super speed. the possibilities are endless!

but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, there are also secret dungeons filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. u can team up with other players to take on these challenges and become the ultimate promethium warrior.

so, what r u waiting for? join this minecraft server now and embark on the most epic adventure of ur life. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover the secret of promethium and become a legend in the minecraft world.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up griefers is just part of the job!

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Friendly, Griefers, Janitors, Job, LGBTQ, Lore, Minecraft, part, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ores Mined:	7508
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugin
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

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