New Minecraft Servers 2025

Rude Parody Minecraft Servers

Rude Parody Minecraft Servers

  • Cow2BurgerCraft

    Cow2BurgerCraft
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 2349
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u ever thought about how the beef and the cheese on a burger could have come from the same cow? mind blown, right? well, if u wanna experience more mind-blowing stuff, then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got cows that produce beef and cheese at the same time, it’s like a double whammy of deliciousness! and that’s not all, we also have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true! so come on down and join us for some wacky and wild adventures in the land of the beef-cheese cows and diamond-dropping pigs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecord

    Minecord
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 9411
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5286 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Free Minecraft Server Host, and purchase cheap high quality servers. We have good service and 24/7 support. Come join the server, join the discord and start creating your free Minecraft server today. https://minecord.net

    minecord.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Vintage Minecraft: Where ancient players duke it out with grief protection. 1.20+ fun awaits!

    Vintage Minecraft: Where ancient players duke it out with grief protection. 1.20+ fun awaits!
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 3604
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 2282
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 324 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Animals Bred: 173
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    OldSchool MC Server Overview

    IP Address 172.96.164.101:25583
    Land Claiming Players can claim land using a golden shovel
    Claim Limits Players start with 2000 claim blocks and earn more for every hour played
    Player Heads 50% chance of receiving player heads
    Plugins Essentials, Grief prevention, etc
    Staff Hiring 1 Admin, 1 Moderator, 1 Trial-moderator, 1 Builder – /warp apply for more details

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? Use a golden shovel received in /kit starter to mark the perimeter of the land you want to claim
    Can I earn more claim blocks? Yes, earn more claim blocks for every hour played on the server
    What are the chances of getting player heads? There is a 50% chance of receiving player heads
    What staff positions are available for hiring? Currently hiring for 1 Admin, 1 Moderator, 1 Trial-moderator, and 1 Builder – apply at /warp apply

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyChatter Minecraft Server

    CraftyChatter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 7750
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Dimension Hops: 0 Enchantments Applied: 157
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 53
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Mr. Madam! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing wild parties in the virtual world. You never know what crazy shenanigans they’ll come up with next!

    2. Want to ride a giant flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have all sorts of wacky mounts for you to choose from, including unicorns, dragons, and even a giant rubber ducky.

    3. Our server has a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer dance moves!

    4. Ever wanted to play Minecraft in space? Well, on Mr. Madam, we have a special space-themed world where you can build your very own intergalactic empire. Just be careful of the alien creepers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Mr. Madam today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – things tend to get a little crazy around here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NijiCraft: Ultimate Fan Protection Minecraft Server

    NijiCraft: Ultimate Fan Protection Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 4719
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 107 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being attacked by armed black knights while trying to enjoy your favorite virtual idols at conventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from those pesky nijifags shooters. With our advanced security system, you can rest assured that your virtual idols will be safe from harm. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers that allow you to summon giant nijisanji mascots to fight off any attackers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate protector of nijisanji fans everywhere!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyBlockInn

    BabyBlockInn
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 6846
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 159836 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your mother-in-law suddenly wanting to help with baby number 4 after ignoring the first 3? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and unexpected twists just like this one.

    Our server is like that distant MIL who suddenly wants to be a part of your life – full of surprises and questionable motives. But hey, at least she’s offering to help now, right?

    Come join us and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like wondering if your MIL will actually follow through on her promise to help bathe and change the new baby. Who knows what will happen next on our server – maybe she’ll even start calling you for once!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that keeps you on your toes and leaves you questioning everything, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a surprise visit from your long-lost MIL in-game.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Oligarch-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    Oligarch-Free Zone Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 9904
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got russian oligarchs runnin’ wild in da game, causin’ chaos and makin’ it rain diamonds everywhere. u gotta help zelenskyy stop ’em by joinin’ our server and showin’ ’em who’s boss. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a dragon named vladimir. so come on and join the fun, help save the minecraft world from those pesky oligarchs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyZeleWarSummit

    CraftyZeleWarSummit
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 518
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Runes Activated: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, ukraine is all like “we dont want war for years, man” and they’re like planning this big peace summit, right? well, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide.

    you know how zelensky is all serious and stuff? well, on our server, he’s a party animal who loves to build roller coasters out of diamonds and obsidian. plus, he’s always down for a game of spleef or a dance-off in the club.

    we don’t want war either, we just want to have a good time and build epic structures together. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind. peace out, man!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Krtminec

    Krtminec
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 1157
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 192215 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Potions Brewed: 78
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    At the beginning of the summer holidays, an unforgettable event will take place to mark the launch of our server. Come to our Discord server for details! krtminec.cz/discord Krtminec, your server for the summer!

    mc.krtminec.cz:25603

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  • S-NO to Vanilla, but YES to S0 SMP! Version 1.20.6 ready to rock your world!

    S-NO to Vanilla, but YES to S0 SMP! Version 1.20.6 ready to rock your world!
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 954
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Potions Brewed: 70
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    ⚔️ S0 SMP ⚔️

    Tired of your basic Minecraft server, flooded with plugins to the moon? Want to relax and play some classic Minecraft? This server is just for you.

    S0 SMP is not only a server with a great community, but also one with just enough balance for action and peace, a role model for what real Minecraft servers should be! Our plugins have tried to maintain this classic feel, including our TP, /home, and RTP plugins! Interested in joining our adventure? JOIN S0 SMP!!!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/K8BCK4UfRZ Java 1.20.6 IP: 173.240.148.245

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? No, the server is not modded. It aims to provide a classic Minecraft experience.
    Are there any restrictions on building? As long as you follow the server rules, you are free to build wherever you like.
    Can I bring my friends to play on the server? Of course! The more the merrier. Just make sure they follow the rules too.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? Yes, PvP is allowed in certain designated areas. Be respectful of other players.
    Are there any mini-games on the server? Currently, the server focuses on survival gameplay. Mini-games may be added in the future.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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