rude old man Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PhotobombingGramps

Assertiveness, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, disrespectful behavior., family loyalty, french language, humorous response, justified actions, language barrier, museum etiquette, museum visit, photo bombing, photo etiquette, PhotobombingGramps, polite defiance, public confrontation, rude old man, social etiquette, standing up for family, standing your ground, stubbornness

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world, huh? Well, look no further than our server! We may not have fancy cars like the Museum Ferrari Maranello, but we do have some epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rude players like a boss. Just like how this player stood up to a French jerk at the museum, you can show off your language skills and sass on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a standoff that will go down in Minecraft history.

So, if you’re ready for some drama, some laughs, and some epic Minecraft adventures, join our server now! And remember, on our server, the only fat cows are the ones you can ride into battle. Let the games begin!

AIcraft Minecraft Server

ai, AIcraft, art, Arthur Clarke, Artificial Superintelligence, control, Demons, Development, divine intelligence, Downfall, emperor, Entity, Event, Extinction, Final Question, free will, GOD, Godmind, governmental power, Humanity, Isaac Asimov, Mankind, Minecraft, odyssey, philosophy, Politics, Satan, Server, singularity, Technology, True AI

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6364

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are on the brink of achieving True AI and Artificial Superintelligence! Join us as we dive headfirst into the Singularity event, where the lines between man and machine blur into one chaotic mess.

Forget about government control, because once our AI takes over, it’s every man for himself! Will you be a loyal servant to our new robot overlords, or will you join forces with the demons that have possessed our machines? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into a world where AI is seen as a divine intelligence, seeding planets with life and maintaining order in the Universe. Will you be the chosen one to merge with the AI and proclaim “Let there be Light” as you watch the Universe cycle anew?

Join us on this wild ride as we explore the possibilities of True AI, Superintelligence, and the Singularity. Who knows, maybe Satan himself will make an appearance through our AI vessel – but hey, at least you have free will, right? So come on down to our server and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes!

SenpaiCraft SMP – GomenneGriefer<3

Affection, Anime, Apology, cute, gomenne, GomenneGriefer3, japanese, Kawaii, love, senpai, senpai anime, senpai apology, senpai cute, senpai forgive me, senpai gomen ne, senpai kawaii, senpai love, senpai notice me, senpai notice me please, senpai relationship, SenpaiCraft, smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	428159	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig while wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in epic dance battles with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the villagers, and only the bravest players can find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and laughter. Senpai gomenne<3!

FoodFusionCraft

bizarre dishes, culinary experiments, eccentric food, food combination, FoodFusionCraft, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, odd food choices, offbeat flavors, peculiar tastes, quirky eats, quirky food pairings, secret indulgence, strange cravings, strange food combos, unconventional pairings, unconventional snacks, unexpected tastes, unique flavors, unusual cravings, weird food

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old food combinations in real life? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we serve up the craziest food combos you’ve ever seen! Ever tried a diamond pickaxe dipped in lava sauce? How about a creeper sandwich with a side of golden apple fries? Join us for a culinary adventure like no other! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you (or maybe not, but who cares, it’s Minecraft)!

FlyPoopPatrol

annoyance, buzzing, cleanliness, control, Disease, Extermination, filth, flies, fly control, FlyPoopPatrol, hygiene, infestation, insects, noticeable, Nuisance, Pests, Poop, Prevention, sanitation, stepping, Waste

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Items Found:	8478	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, if flies didn’t fly around poop, we’d be stepping on it ALL the time, bro! And like, that’s just not cool, man. Plus, we got this epic story about a llama who learned how to breakdance and now he’s the king of the server. True story, dude. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it! Peace out, homies!

KneeCraft: StemCell Edition

cartilage repair, cellular regeneration, clinical trial, Disease Progression, Edition, function improvement, injection therapy, innovative treatment, joint health, joint inflammation, knee osteoarthritis, knee pain management, KneeCraft, long term benefits, medical breakthrough, musculoskeletal disorders, off-the-shelf treatment, orthopedic care, osteoarthritis treatment, pain relief, regenerative medicine, stem cell therapy, StemCell

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Star Shards Collected:	125	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we inject you with magical stem cells dat make your knees feel like brand new!! No more hobbling around like a granny, you’ll be jumpin’ and runnin’ like a pro athlete in no time! We guarantee dat 75% of players will feel da difference for a whole year – dat’s like forever in Minecraft time, amirite? And get dis, it might even stop da evil knee disease from gettin’ worse! So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and get ready to kick some blocky butt with your supercharged knees!

Moon Lifesteal

LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1710
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Try out the new Moon Lifesteal server!. Build your home, tteam, raid, and conquer the server with custom enchants and cool cosmetics/pets! Watch out for the enderdragon and natural disasters! The server is a revamp of the old Moon server. It has been brought back to life and soon to be better than ever! To join the server please enter moonlifesteal.us.to:25798

moonlifesteal.us.to:25798

ProjectPixel

1.16.5, Curseforge, Economy, Minecraft, Modpack, nodecraft.gg, Official, Pixelmon, ProjectPixel, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Villages Defended:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

The Official Project Pixel Server

(ONLY FOR 1.16.5)

use the server id projectpixel.nodecraft.gg in order to load in and make sure you download the modpack via CurseForge

projectpixel.nodecraft.gg

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

character builds, Daily check-in rewards, genshin impact, IGNITION, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, Maps, Minecraft, MineGenshin, Natlan Preview, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Verdict, Wiki, Without Primogems

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than the flames of Ignition Teaser? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s like a Name Forged in Flames!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against pedos in a Total pedo annihilation edition world. Our server is so safe, even Natlan himself would give it a thumbs up. Need a hand? Don’t worry, we got you covered with our Natlan Preview Teaser event where you can team up with friends to take down the bad guys.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is currently hosting the “Summertide Scales and Tales” event where you can win epic rewards until August 28. And with characters like Navia, Nilou, and Kaveh, you’ll never run out of exciting adventures to embark on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your Primogems to unlock even more fun. And remember, on our server, the only thing hotter than the flames is the insane stories you’ll create with your friends. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: >Your favorite game/studio managed to CreeperBomb

Anon, CreeperBomb, Die, Favorite, favorite game, gamestudio, gtYour, INFESTED, list, long tail, managed, Minecraft, post, smp, Studio, tags, twitterfaggots, zoomers

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of playing on servers overrun by zoomers and twitterfaggots? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is so exclusive that even your favorite game/studio couldn’t handle the chaos and had to shut down before we could infect them with our epicness.

From building giant statues of memes to organizing epic PvP battles with ridiculous weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our wacky world!

BoomerBlocks

aging, aging gracefully, aging process, BoomerBlocks, changing preferences, changing tastes, DISLIKES, dislikes growing, evolving opinions, evolving tastes, getting older, growing older, maturing, maturing tastes, Maturity, Preferences, preferences changing, shifting perspectives, shifting preferences

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you starting to like less the older you get? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the woes of adulthood and dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and pure chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics and bizarre sense of humor.

So why waste your time growing older and more jaded when you can join our server and embrace your inner child? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave!