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BabyBlockerCraft

#breastfeeding, baby bonding, baby shower, BabyBlockerCraft, boundary setting, controlling behavior, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, Gender Reveal, in-law issues, maternal instincts, MIL drama, new motherhood, parenting decisions, personal boundaries, privacy concerns, relationship strain, rude comments

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of dealing with a mother-in-law who thinks she’s the queen of the baby kingdom? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress to protect your baby from intrusive in-laws who think they have a say in your parenting decisions. Create a world where you call the shots and nobody can tell you how to raise your child!

Forget about baby showers and ultrasounds, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword to fend off any unwanted visitors. And if anyone dares to question your parenting choices, just unleash a creeper on them!

So come on, join our server and let your inner mama bear roar! It’s time to take control and show that pesky mother-in-law who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

LineCuttersRUs

assertive communication, Assertiveness, bagel shop, Confrontation, crowded spaces, DISRESPECTFUL, Etiquette, Frustration, limited seating, line cutting, LineCuttersRUs, local vs tourist, patience, rude comments, sexism, speaking up, standing up for yourself, tourist behavior, tourist guide, UNFAIR, waiting in line

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magic Items Found:	4377

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life bagel shop drama! No more waiting in line for hours, only to have tourists cut in front of you. On our server, you can build your own virtual bagel shop and serve bagels to all the players without any line-cutting drama.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that allows you to summon a giant bagel to crush your enemies in PvP battles. Imagine the look on their faces when a massive bagel comes rolling towards them!

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which toppings to put on your virtual bagels. And remember, on our server, everyone gets to enjoy their bagels in peace, without any rude tourist guides ruining the fun.

BabyShowerDramaCraft

Appearance, baby shower, BabyShowerDramaCraft, Best Friend, celebration, control, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, family, Friends, guest list, husband, Pregnant, relationship, rude comments, selfish, Sensitive, stress, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for real life, it’s for virtual life too! Join us for a baby shower like no other, where you can invite your best friend’s annoying friend Ben and watch the chaos unfold!

Build a virtual baby shower that will make even the most drama-filled reality TV show jealous. Will Ben make inappropriate jokes about your virtual appearance? Will your husband get mad at you for not wanting Ben there? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, in our Minecraft server, you can control the guest list and decide who gets to attend your virtual baby shower. Will you be labeled as the controlling party pooper, or will you stand your ground and have the baby shower of your dreams?

Join us for a baby shower experience like no other, where the drama is virtual but the fun is real. Who knew planning a baby shower could be so entertaining? So come on, join us and let the virtual drama begin!

CreeperSaidUrMomGay

CreeperSaidUrMomGay, derogatory comments, discourteous behavior, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful communication, harsh criticism, hurtful words, impolite remarks, inappropriate language, insulting remarks, mean spirited comments, negative feedback, offensive language, offensive remarks, rude behavior, rude comments, uncivil behavior, unkind remarks, unkind words, verbal abuse, verbal attacks

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	8067
Enchantments Applied:	249	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1102	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other servers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about rude comments again! Our community is so wholesome, the worst insult you’ll hear is “your diamond armor looks like it was made by a creeper!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who banishes trolls to the Nether realm. So come join us and experience a world where the only thing getting destroyed is your enemies’ bases, not your self-esteem!

GirlsNightGoneWrong Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, awkwardness, BMI, body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, friendship, girls night, GirlsNightGoneWrong, going off on friends, inappropriate outfit, leaving early, Minecraft, outing, overweight, rude comments, self esteem, self-confidence, Server, social situations, standing up for yourself

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Towns Built:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. You’ll embark on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, only to discover it’s actually just a regular old sword with a funny mustache drawn on it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous drama llama, who will follow you around and narrate all of your in-game actions in a hilariously exaggerated voice. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a dancing llama as your sidekick?

SavageSMP Insults!

derogatory remarks, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful actions, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful communication, disrespectful language, disrespectful remarks, disrespectful treatment, disrespectful words, hurtful remarks, hurtful words, insensitive comments, insults, offensive language, rude comments, SavageSMP, verbal abuse, verbal disrespect

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of getting roasted in the chat by noobs who think they’re better than you? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and show them who’s boss! We have a secret weapon that turns all haters into chickens, literally. So come join us and watch as your enemies cluck away in defeat!

HairTattooDramaCraft

bald, BLONDE, Defensive, drastic, genetics, Girlfriend, green fading, hair tattoo, HairTattooDramaCraft, Harsh, Pale, Realistic, reflects light, regrow hair, rude comments, self-conscious, shock, thinning hair, treatments, unnatural, Upset

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	984	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Towns Built:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a hair-raising good time! Just like Ben’s hair, our server is constantly changing and evolving. With new updates and features, you’ll never get bored!

We promise not to comment on your lack of hair or questionable hair tattoos. In fact, we encourage you to express yourself in any way you see fit, even if it means creating a pixelated hair masterpiece on your character.

So come join us and let your creativity flow like Ben’s hair tattoo in the sunlight. Who knows, you might just find the perfect solution to your Minecraft adventures!

StealthyPolyglot

baby naming, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Confrontation, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, in-laws, judgmental behavior, language barrier, mean behavior, mental health, multilingualism, personal boundaries, postpartum depression, rude comments, self esteem, StealthyPolyglot

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Potions Brewed:	55	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from real-life family feuds and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to name your virtual baby whatever you want without judgment from your in-laws. No more mean comments about your fashion choices or your pregnant belly – on our server, you’re free to express yourself however you want!

And if you ever need to unleash your inner mama bear, our server is the perfect place to do it. Take on your in-laws in a battle of words (or swords, if that’s your style) and show them who’s boss. Plus, with our diverse community, you’ll never have to worry about being the only one who understands German insults.

So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs in-laws when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

SuckCraft SMP – “This board sucks, and everyone who regularly browses it is a Creeper”

Board, board sucks, browses, creeper, cyberbullying, Digital culture, disrespectful behavior., everyone, fucking moron, internet culture, internet forum, keyboard warriors, lack of moderation, negative opinions, online behavior, Online Community, online harassment, Regularly, regularly browses, rude comments, smp, social media, SuckCraft, SUCKS, toxic environment, trolling, unhealthy discussions

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with plebs and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be surrounded by absolute legends and Minecraft gods.

Join our server if you want to mine diamonds with a pack of wild wolves by your side, battle giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and the Nether is filled with hot tubs and disco parties.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be living it up in a world where the grass is made of emeralds and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyClapbackMC

assertive communication, Assertiveness, best response, Boundaries, clever response, COMEBACK, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, CraftyClapbackMC, dealing with rudeness, disrespectful behavior., fuck you, handling insults, insults, rude comments, self defense, Self Respect, standing up for yourself, verbal confrontation, verbal self-defense, witty comeback

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Animals Bred:	102	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, come join us where the only response to “fuck you” is “thanks for the compliment!” Our community is filled with players who spread love and positivity, so if you’re looking for a server where insults are turned into compliments, this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. So who knows, maybe your next wish will come true while playing on our server! Join now and experience the most wholesome and magical Minecraft server out there.

Ron Paul Coin Minecraft SMP

Altcoin, Blockchain, Bullish, Coin, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, finance, growth, high risk, Investment, long-term investment., market, Minecraft, paul, Potential, price increase, profit, Ron, Ron Paul Coin, smp, speculation, Trading, trending, volatility

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1070
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Our base is so epic that it’s been raided twice in one day – now that’s what we call a challenge!

Join us if you dare to face off against the craziest players in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got players who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes and others who can tame a herd of creepers with just a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our resident prankster who once turned the entire spawn area into a giant lava pit just for fun.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that she’s been seen flying around our base trying to join our PvP battles. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Subantarctic Criminal Deportation Minecraft Server

Crime Prevention, criminal, criminal behavior, criminal deportation, criminal justice, criminal rehabilitation, criminal relocation, Criminals., deport, deportation, ISOLATION, justice system, law and order, law enforcement, Minecraft, new zealand, penal system, punishment, remote islands, Remote Locations, Server, Subantarctic, subantarctic islands

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Votes:	8334	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Animals Bred:	154
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pesky criminals in your Minecraft world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our server and help us deport all our criminals to the subantarctic islands! Not only will you be doing a public service, but you’ll also get to witness some epic battles between the criminals and the penguins. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a creeper try to survive in the freezing cold? Join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Lost Minecraft SMP Rewatch

BEN, captured, Characters, Desmond, gone, HATCH, irritate, key, locke, Lost, Magic, manipulate, messed up, Minecraft, Nonsensical, plot holes, political remarks, rewatch, rewatching, Rewatching Lost, smp, Started

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7920
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only plot holes you’ll find are the ones you dig yourself into! Join us as we embark on nonsensical adventures like trying to tame creepers or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

Our characters are as unpredictable as Ben getting captured on purpose just to see if he can survive a night in a dungeon filled with zombie pigmen. And don’t even get me started on the political intrigue – last week, we had a heated debate over whether to build a wall around our village to keep out the pesky Endermen.

So come on and join us, because the magic of Minecraft is never gone when you’re playing on our server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire village with a misplaced TNT block. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!

StoryMine Top survival server Minecraft

Build warps, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, Jobs, Low donations, Minecraft, No Lags, Open stores, Pleasant survival, private blocks, Russian translation, Server, Shop, simulation range, Starter Kit, StoryMine, Top survival, Web map

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mines Excavated:	1544	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Star Shards Collected:	137
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

game.storymine.ru

CraftyCraze – Modern Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, Corpo, corporate branding, CraftyCraze, ducks, Flip, haha, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, lurking edition, Minecraft, MODERN, non-English, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch partner, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Animals Bred:	67
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server for indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why join, you ask? Well, because we cater to the elite VIPs of the vtuber world. We’re like the secret club that only the coolest kids get into.

Want to shill your 499 view oshi? As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. We’ve got a whole list of top indie vtubers with the most followers, and we even have a birthday calendar because we’re just that organized.

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Nah, we’re all about the independent talents who don’t let big corporations hold them back. Plus, we have ducks. Yes, you read that right. Ducks.

Join us for a wild ride filled with koikatsu cards for some spicy fun, a Wheel of Names for when you can’t decide what to do next, and a Tiermaker because why not? And don’t forget about our OC material for the OP – it’s top-notch stuff.

So come on, join the craziest Minecraft server for indie vtubers out there. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite streamer among the chaos.

Satanias Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Anime, Demon, desire, devilish, Dominant, Erotic, FANTASY, Forbidden, Kinky, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Pleasure, Roleplay, satania, Satanias, seductive, sex, Sinful, smp, submissive, Supernatural, temptation

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really pays attention to those anyway?).

Join us for a chance to experience the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to riding pigs off of cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Well, let’s just say that legend has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the secret to what sex with Satania would be like. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So come on and join us for a ride that’s sure to be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Chick Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – HOT CHICK HEAVEN! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is filled with hot chicks who will be building and battling right alongside you. That’s right, forget about boring old Steve and Alex, here you’ll be teaming up with the likes of Chickzilla and Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that grants you three wishes. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want a chicken army to do your bidding? Consider it done.

And if you’re feeling peckish, head on over to our Chicken Cafe where you can feast on all things poultry – from chicken nuggets to chicken parmigiana. Just be careful not to anger the Chick-Fil-Army, a group of militant chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their delicious brethren.

So what are you waiting for? Join HOT CHICK HEAVEN today and prepare for a clucking good time!

Babe Wake Up! New Soyjack Just Dropped Minecraft SMP

babe, DROPPED, funny, funny meme, humor, humor meme, internet culture, Internet meme, meme, Minecraft, new, new meme, smp, social media, soyjack, soyjack meme, trending, viral, wake, Wake Up, wake up babe, Woke, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Crops Grown:	7816
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and soyjacks dropping left and right!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of a soyjack, towering over the spawn point. Legend has it that if you can climb to the top of the statue and do a backflip, you’ll be granted three wishes by the soyjack gods. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning.

Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off in a heated duel, when suddenly a wild herd of llamas comes charging in, spitting at everyone in sight. Chaos ensues as players try to fend off the llamas while still trying to take down their opponent. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the disco chicken. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a disco chicken, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, the disco chicken is a fickle creature and will only reveal its secrets to those who can dance the Macarena flawlessly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a wild, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just dance the Macarena.

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Potions Brewed:	141

SmallishBeans, also known as Joel, is a popular British YouTuber known for his gaming content, vlogs, and challenges. With over 2 million subscribers, he has gained a large following for his fun and engaging videos. SmallishBeans is known for his humor and energetic personality, making him a beloved figure in the online community.

Secede Texas Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Villages Defended:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchantments Applied:	78
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where Kamala “wins” and Texas decides to secede…but not in the way you think! Watch as giant blocks of queso start popping up everywhere, and players have to navigate through a maze of cowboy hats to find the treasure at the end. Don’t miss out on the wild ride of a lifetime – join our server now and see what crazy adventures await you!