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  • TreadmillTurfWars

    TreadmillTurfWars
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sticking to your workout routine? Look no further than our server! We know that interrupting someone’s workout should be a felony, just like our running friend said. So if you want a server that values your treadmill time, join us!

    We promise not to have any annoying gym-goers trying to kick you off your favorite treadmill just so they can run next to each other. And if they do try, we’ll have security kick them out faster than you can say “intervals.”

    So come join our server and enjoy uninterrupted gaming sessions, just like you deserve. And remember, on our server, treadmill etiquette is law!

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  • SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk

    SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

    Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

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  • SibFree Bday Bash Server

    SibFree Bday Bash Server
    Are you tired of random kids crashing your Minecraft party like unwanted siblings? Join our server where we have a strict “No extra siblings” policy! Just like this parent who had to deal with unexpected guests at their kids’ birthday party, we understand the struggle of uninvited guests showing up unannounced.

    Imagine logging into our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find a bunch of random players bringing their whole family along for the ride. No thanks! That’s why we have a special message on our server that says “Please no extra siblings.” We want to keep the party exclusive to your friends, not your friend’s cousin’s neighbor’s dog.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with unexpected guests in your Minecraft world, join our server where we keep the party small and the fun big! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure guarded by a horde of unwanted siblings. Just kidding…or are we? Join now and find out!

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  • PreggoRageCraft

    PreggoRageCraft
    Are you tired of hearing about pregnancy 24/7? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing growing is our pixelated crops, not annoying coworkers’ bellies! Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who have had hysterectomies at 18 (we have a support group in the virtual town square). Plus, we have a strict “no talking about swollen feet” policy, so you can game in peace without any baby talk distractions. Join now for a uter-ly awesome time!

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  • BagReturn4NoCommish

    BagReturn4NoCommish
    Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any rude sales assistants trying to steal your commission! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players and helpful admins who will make sure you have the best gaming experience possible.

    Join us and explore our vast landscapes, build epic structures, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no rude NPCs here trying to ruin your day. Plus, if you happen to receive a gift from a stranger on our server, rest assured that it won’t come with any strings attached – unless you count the ones holding up your pixelated armor!

    So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be returning is your enemies to the respawn point!

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  • TableHogNoMore

    TableHogNoMore
    Looking for a Minecraft server that respects personal space? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that no random woman will come and invade your virtual territory without permission. Our virtual tables are off-limits to entitled players who think they can just take over your space. Plus, if anyone tries to kick you out, our virtual bouncers will step in and show them the door.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up for your virtual rights! Who needs public transit when you have a virtual cafe to defend? Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into giving up your virtual seat. And remember, back surgery is no excuse to steal someone else’s virtual table. So come join us and let your virtual voice be heard!

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  • Plate3 Minecraft Server

    Plate3 Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can eat as many virtual plates as you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for unlimited food options and no limit on how many plates you can devour in one sitting. Just like this mom’s daughter who went for a third plate at a family dinner, you can indulge in all the virtual food your heart desires.

    But beware, just like this family dinner turned into a heated argument over plates, our server is full of drama and unexpected twists. You never know when a virtual food fight might break out or when someone will accuse you of being rude for eating too much. It’s all part of the fun!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with food, family drama, and endless possibilities, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about proper plate etiquette along the way (or not, we’re not here to judge)!

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  • NoMoreFoodieFriends

    NoMoreFoodieFriends
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your friend with autism who eats spaghetti with a spoon? Look no further! Join our server for a dining experience like no other!

    We promise you won’t have to snap your fingers at any waiters to get their attention, and you definitely won’t have to worry about anyone trying to eat mussel shells. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous builds that will keep you entertained for hours.

    So come join us and leave your weird eating habits at the door. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn how to eat spaghetti with a fork along the way! Just remember, on our server, the only thing getting cut out of the middle of a pizza is a slice for you to enjoy. See you there!

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  • MomNotInvited Minecraft Server

    MomNotInvited Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between players who can’t stand each other, just like your mom and Christine.

    Vent your frustrations in the chat while building your dream world, just like how your mom vents about Christine stealing her son. Will you defend your creations like Connor defends Christine, or will you stir up drama like your mom? The choice is yours on our server!

    But beware, just like in real life, actions have consequences. Talk smack behind someone’s back and you might find yourself banned faster than you can say “I object!” Join now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible.

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  • PixelPorkyCameras

    PixelPorkyCameras
    Are you tired of dealing with entitled models who can’t handle the truth? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to scream at you for telling it like it is. Plus, our virtual photography skills are so good, we can make even the blockiest of characters look like supermodels. No need to apologize for being brutally honest here – just build, mine, and have a good time without any fat-shaming drama. Join now and leave the real world behind!

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